Brooke Jones
@book35.bsky.social
Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
Ole Butthole Eyes right on schedule @surber.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Ole Butthole Eyes right on schedule @surber.bsky.social
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FRAUDS CONFIRMED
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
FRAUDS CONFIRMED
More like Naz Bleed rn
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
More like Naz Bleed rn
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Minnesotan here. I've been told (and am inclined to believe) that this is actually the Minneapolis-adjacent suburb of Edina, a rich & posh city that many folks here make fun of for being pompous yuppie pricks. You know it's bad for ICE when Edina's got fighting words for these bozos.
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Minnesotan here. I've been told (and am inclined to believe) that this is actually the Minneapolis-adjacent suburb of Edina, a rich & posh city that many folks here make fun of for being pompous yuppie pricks. You know it's bad for ICE when Edina's got fighting words for these bozos.
There it is
I just need one incredibly dumb turnover. don’t even care who it’s from
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There it is
You see what happens when you let Tacos into your life?
Birth name: McLean Dowler
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
You see what happens when you let Tacos into your life?
Trapped on a plane and watching this game in the air has been a blessing after many delays let me tell you
first OT in FCS championship history. God is good.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Trapped on a plane and watching this game in the air has been a blessing after many delays let me tell you
Threw a football in 2nd grade gym, followed through with a little too much mustard. Jammed my middle finger into my calf, fracturing it.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Threw a football in 2nd grade gym, followed through with a little too much mustard. Jammed my middle finger into my calf, fracturing it.
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I’ll be shocked if Kwesi keeps his job this summer between this and the JJ debacle
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ll be shocked if Kwesi keeps his job this summer between this and the JJ debacle
Any time you can hire the worst OC in FBS away from his current school you have to do it
Sources: Michigan State is set to hire UMass OC Mike Bajakian as its next QBs coach.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Any time you can hire the worst OC in FBS away from his current school you have to do it
Yeah we saw what Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss did to Garfield
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yeah we saw what Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss did to Garfield
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
If Toto toilets don’t need WiFi to give me the best “end to end” experience out there, it’s not necessary!
Why... TF... do i need a
*checks notes*
"Smart Toilet"
*checks notes*
"Smart Toilet"
If Kohler can view the user’s toilet data, as it admits to doing in this email exchange with technologist Simon Fondrie-Teitler, then it’s not—by definition—using end-to-end encryption. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If Toto toilets don’t need WiFi to give me the best “end to end” experience out there, it’s not necessary!
As if the food wasn’t enough of a reason to go to Hai Hai/Hola Arepa
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
As if the food wasn’t enough of a reason to go to Hai Hai/Hola Arepa
He’s just like me fr
a million golfers saw that kick attempt and said been there i get it
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He’s just like me fr
I literally cannot escape quarterbacks that love to throw the ball to the other team. I am cursed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I literally cannot escape quarterbacks that love to throw the ball to the other team. I am cursed.
Obviously, he went to Jefferson not Kennedy
Brother, Lane Kiffin ain’t throwing hands.
Or he’s being held accountable for his actions. Like the old saying goes, “Talk shit. Get hit.” The lesson? Don’t let your mouth write checks your body can’t cash.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Obviously, he went to Jefferson not Kennedy
Instead of offering me a custom laptop sleeve for donating how bout they do custom purple 47 kneepads
gonna call them to let them know they’re never getting any donations from me since they apparently have $75 million lying around to appease the government
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Instead of offering me a custom laptop sleeve for donating how bout they do custom purple 47 kneepads
First year with a (secret) planned Night Ham, and the joy in my family when I unveiled the plan is like kids at Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
First year with a (secret) planned Night Ham, and the joy in my family when I unveiled the plan is like kids at Christmas
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Rudy Gobert trying to mentor Joan Beringer in practice
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rudy Gobert trying to mentor Joan Beringer in practice
The one tweak on the menu this year: the sweet potato pie has a cocoa crust instead of plain
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The one tweak on the menu this year: the sweet potato pie has a cocoa crust instead of plain
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BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
9 can’t be our best option right now
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
9 can’t be our best option right now
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took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
As fool proof of a recipe and the only one that has made my family like turkey. Don’t forget the compound butter under the skin!
here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
Issue #14: Cold-Oven Thanksgiving Turkey
= Hello! I recently tweeted a bare-bones method for roasting a perfect Thanksgiving turkey in a cold oven, and many people had lots of questions. =
web.archive.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
As fool proof of a recipe and the only one that has made my family like turkey. Don’t forget the compound butter under the skin!