Bond
@bond.glitched.earth
I used to be cool.
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
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A classic, but still a great pub talk topic ;)
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
A classic, but still a great pub talk topic ;)
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
all of my posts are made from this device
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"I was honored to be a part of the discourse that day. You see, democracy is messy. Sometimes people debate the pros and cons of health savings accounts. Sometimes people debate how best to roast you inside a giant metal statue shaped like a bald eagle."
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Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him
I get asked a lot of awkward questions: “How did it feel when Trump’s supporters wanted to hang you?”; “What was your plan if they started to hang ...
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January 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"I was honored to be a part of the discourse that day. You see, democracy is messy. Sometimes people debate the pros and cons of health savings accounts. Sometimes people debate how best to roast you inside a giant metal statue shaped like a bald eagle."
buff.ly/lhcaHxR
buff.ly/lhcaHxR
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I'M STARTING 2026 STRONG with a brand-new McSweeney's article! Read it, laugh it, love it here:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
A White House Lackey Explains the Many Complex Reasons for the United States’ Invasion of Venezuela
In the early hours of January 3, 2026, President Trump ordered U.S. armed forces to conduct a targeted military operation in Venezuela that resulte...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'M STARTING 2026 STRONG with a brand-new McSweeney's article! Read it, laugh it, love it here:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
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Okay, now I'm starting to be excited. I've been a lifelong X-Men fan but never really cared for Avengers before the movies.
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Okay, now I'm starting to be excited. I've been a lifelong X-Men fan but never really cared for Avengers before the movies.
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
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liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
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This doesn't surprise me at all. If you're really thinking about what you're doing, these tools just add another layer of input. fortune.com/article/does...
Experienced software developers assumed AI would save them a chunk of time. But in one experiment, their tasks took 20% longer | Fortune
As more workers use AI, a recent study adds to growing evidence the tech doesn’t always deliver on promises of boosted productivity.
fortune.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
This doesn't surprise me at all. If you're really thinking about what you're doing, these tools just add another layer of input. fortune.com/article/does...
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/115850367999935356
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The White House says the U.S. is discussing "a range of options" to "acquire" Greenland, including use of the military. Here's more from @BBCNews.
https://flip.it/RqWAx_
#uspolitics #usnews #trumpadministration #greenland #denmark
https://flip.it/RqWAx_
#uspolitics #usnews #trumpadministration #greenland #denmark
US discussing options to acquire Greenland, including use of military - White House
It came as European allies rallied behind Denmark after renewed US insistence it must have Greenland.
www.bbc.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/115850367999935356
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
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"A corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to invade Venezuela. But who is this political criminal?"
This Corrupt Dictator Has Been Running His Country into the Ground for Years, and Now He’s Invading Venezuela
As you’ve probably heard, a corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to...
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January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"A corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to invade Venezuela. But who is this political criminal?"
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*toute l'année
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
*toute l'année
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
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Shame on him!
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Shame on him!
I watched about two hours of various geopolitics YouTube channels and now I'm convinced that in the next few months Russia will invade Estonia as the US invades Greenland and China blockades Taiwan....
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I watched about two hours of various geopolitics YouTube channels and now I'm convinced that in the next few months Russia will invade Estonia as the US invades Greenland and China blockades Taiwan....
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
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Macron profite de la galette de l’Élysée pour nous dire qu’il veut qu’on bosse le 1er mai
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Macron profite de la galette de l’Élysée pour nous dire qu’il veut qu’on bosse le 1er mai
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
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After the Trump regime attacks Greenland and destroys NATO, how long will it take the Putin regime to stop celebrating and launch an invasion of Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, and/or Poland?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
US attack on Greenland would mean end of Nato, says Danish PM
Mette Frederiksen criticises Donald Trump’s ‘unacceptable pressure’ as Greenland counterpart condemns ‘fantasies’
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
After the Trump regime attacks Greenland and destroys NATO, how long will it take the Putin regime to stop celebrating and launch an invasion of Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, and/or Poland?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
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I have personally rescued thousands of ants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I have personally rescued thousands of ants.
And in most of these countries, the mass shootings are probably a family murder/suicide or gang related killings. Psychos going to a school to kill kids mostly an American specialty.
Mass shootings (defined as: 4+ killed or injured in one shooting incident) in 2025 by country:
France: 9
Italy: 4
Canada: 4
Germany: 3
UK: 3
Spain: 3
Japan: 0
South Korea: 0
USA: 406
France: 9
Italy: 4
Canada: 4
Germany: 3
UK: 3
Spain: 3
Japan: 0
South Korea: 0
USA: 406
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
And in most of these countries, the mass shootings are probably a family murder/suicide or gang related killings. Psychos going to a school to kill kids mostly an American specialty.
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Yota Tsuji is a wrestler with a ton of upside and a superstar smile, but his aesthetic is hilariously all over the place. Has a stompy dinosaur theme, calls himself Gene Blast, wears a fedora, loves a pudding brand with Phillip Marlowe as a mascot so much he won the title in pudding sponsored tights
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Yota Tsuji is a wrestler with a ton of upside and a superstar smile, but his aesthetic is hilariously all over the place. Has a stompy dinosaur theme, calls himself Gene Blast, wears a fedora, loves a pudding brand with Phillip Marlowe as a mascot so much he won the title in pudding sponsored tights
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Un peu d'optimisme ne nous ferait pas de mal après tout il nous reste la possibilité qu'on invente la fusion froide à grande échelle ou qu'une invasion extraterrestre nous sauve du pire. Haut les coeurs.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Un peu d'optimisme ne nous ferait pas de mal après tout il nous reste la possibilité qu'on invente la fusion froide à grande échelle ou qu'une invasion extraterrestre nous sauve du pire. Haut les coeurs.
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What? Some of you haven't watched Pluribus yet?
What are you waiting for?
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#TVShows #Pluribus #TVSeries
What are you waiting for?
davidbilla.net/pluribus-sea...
#TVShows #Pluribus #TVSeries
Pluribus (Season one)
Probably the best new TV series of 2025. Just watch it.
davidbilla.net
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
What? Some of you haven't watched Pluribus yet?
What are you waiting for?
davidbilla.net/pluribus-sea...
#TVShows #Pluribus #TVSeries
What are you waiting for?
davidbilla.net/pluribus-sea...
#TVShows #Pluribus #TVSeries
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Dr. Frankenstein stared into the monster’s open cranium. “He’s almost ready! The last monster was too aggressive. To make sure this one is happy, I just need you to pour that ant farm into his head.”
Igor blinked in confusion. “But how would that make him happy, master?”
“Igor, ants is bliss.”
Igor blinked in confusion. “But how would that make him happy, master?”
“Igor, ants is bliss.”
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Dr. Frankenstein stared into the monster’s open cranium. “He’s almost ready! The last monster was too aggressive. To make sure this one is happy, I just need you to pour that ant farm into his head.”
Igor blinked in confusion. “But how would that make him happy, master?”
“Igor, ants is bliss.”
Igor blinked in confusion. “But how would that make him happy, master?”
“Igor, ants is bliss.”
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L'Europe est prisonnière d'une dépendance énergétique qui la lie aux combustibles fossiles de puissances autoritaires, à commencer par les US. Freiner la transition énergétique européenne, c'est perpétuer l'influence de ces régimes et maintenir cette subordination stratégique #venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
L'Europe est prisonnière d'une dépendance énergétique qui la lie aux combustibles fossiles de puissances autoritaires, à commencer par les US. Freiner la transition énergétique européenne, c'est perpétuer l'influence de ces régimes et maintenir cette subordination stratégique #venezuela
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Happy New Year!
Here's the world's easiest resolution: Switch to Vivaldi. Takes 30 seconds. Done. You're welcome. #EasiestResolution
Here's the world's easiest resolution: Switch to Vivaldi. Takes 30 seconds. Done. You're welcome. #EasiestResolution
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Happy New Year!
Here's the world's easiest resolution: Switch to Vivaldi. Takes 30 seconds. Done. You're welcome. #EasiestResolution
Here's the world's easiest resolution: Switch to Vivaldi. Takes 30 seconds. Done. You're welcome. #EasiestResolution
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In 2021 the UN's independent expert on Venezuela Alena Douhan wrote a report in which she said US and western sanctions on Venezuela had been the primary factor in reversing the progress made under Chavez and had been deliberately designed to cripple the country
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
In 2021 the UN's independent expert on Venezuela Alena Douhan wrote a report in which she said US and western sanctions on Venezuela had been the primary factor in reversing the progress made under Chavez and had been deliberately designed to cripple the country
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