Bond
@bond.glitched.earth
I used to be cool.
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
Plot twist : automatic translation was underpaid workers in Bangladesh all along!
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Plot twist : automatic translation was underpaid workers in Bangladesh all along!
This.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
The Onion is always so funny with its nonsensical titles.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The Onion is always so funny with its nonsensical titles.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
My friends always tell that I'm good at predictive geopolitics (I did predict the fall of the URSS and the EU expanding to Eastern Europe back in 1989, as well as Putin will spend the next 20 years sowing chaos and undermining the West in 2003) and... You don't want to know what I see for 2026-2027.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
My friends always tell that I'm good at predictive geopolitics (I did predict the fall of the URSS and the EU expanding to Eastern Europe back in 1989, as well as Putin will spend the next 20 years sowing chaos and undermining the West in 2003) and... You don't want to know what I see for 2026-2027.