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Kinda like a giant potato
My high school soccer team made it to the finals twice, and yes. This was the scene each time (end of November for us though). Fun fact: we had the same team colours as Atletico Ottawa #lphs
This goal will be shown around the world.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Timeline synchro
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Feed me, Seymour!
feels like it's got something to say to me🤣
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Combine 2 films to make one

Quigley Down Under the Skin
Combine 2 films to make one

The Dead Don't Die Another Day
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Change a movie entirely by adding a word

Chicago Blackhawk Down
Change a movie entirely by adding a word

Sex Toy Story
September 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year?

How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.
"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada.

"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The rupture.
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Technologically advance a band:

Airlock & Oates
Technologically advance a band:

Satellite Radiohead
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nobody takes the long way home anymore and that’s sad
Nobody pours sugar on me anymore and that’s sad
Nobody blames it on the rain anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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one thing that i always found silly about the sci-fi trope of becoming immortal via mind uploading to the computer is, i don't even think computers last longer than humans on average. if the computer is immortal then my closet is the pit of tartarus
September 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
September 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ruin a song by adding “literally” to the title

Drop it Like it’s Literally Hot
Ruin a song by adding "literally" to the title

Literally Born to Run
Love is literally a battlefield.
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The butcher who invented the rump roast was just trying to make ends meat.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Challenge: post your last photo in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:

(July, 2024)
August 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cogito ergo dioscorea

I think therefore I yam
Cogito ergo sumo

I think therefore I wrestle
August 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

I think I think, therefore I think I am.
Cogito ergo sumo

I think therefore I wrestle
August 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Song with the word Right in the title

#MusicChallenge

Gotta Know Right Now by Smoking Popes

youtu.be/wALUnDHENrs?...
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Cereal a band:

Bran Buds 3000
Cereal a band:

Naughty By Nesquik
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What’s your favorite ending to a movie?
August 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
What’s a cover song that’s even better than the original?

youtu.be/Vnzpg5GgQCo?...
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM