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TJ Hard
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Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
Pinned
Me: I'm okay.

Also me:
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Pearl Ham
Ruin a band by changing one letter

The Cute
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Sage against the machine.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Ruin a band by changing one letter

The Cute
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Sage against the machine.
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Mountains of Wayne
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Sage against the machine.
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Mountains of Wayne
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Meatload
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Tango and Cash will return in Avengers Doomsday.
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is what goes on in my head when Donald Trump tells Iran that "help is on the way."
a group of people in a restaurant with the words help is on the way dear written on the bottom
ALT: a group of people in a restaurant with the words help is on the way dear written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
He knows Republican policies are so bad that he could never win with an 'R' behind his name. Shit, his own policies are worse. If you live in this district, remember this shitty little humans face.
Pro-Auschwitz Republican flips to Democrat in bid to win after California redistricting
A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan."In paperwork f...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Bbbbbut her emails!
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I miss the 70s when you could take a CPR class and the guy teaching it was smoking the entire time.
I miss school in the 70s when you had to pick a future spouse on Valentine’s Day or the teacher would assign you one in front of the class
i missed the 70's when they passed out ashatrays and matches with the math tests
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I can't join ICE because I don't have any Proud Boys tattoos.
I can’t join ICE because I can count to 11 without removing a sock.
I can't join ICE because my kidnapping skills suck.
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hot take: we would all be better off if Y2K had destroyed all the computers in 2000.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I can't join ICE because I don't have any felony convictions on my record.
I can’t join ICE because I’m not white-trash anymore
I can't join ICE because I don't need to use force to get what I want.
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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every day, jd vance ties a little paper weight to his penis in the hopes that it will grow just a little longer
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I've done a lot of these, but I still turn into a little kid watching them take off. #ambulancelife #emsproblems
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Every other new outlet today: DOJ locks Minnesota investigators out of Renee Good investigation.

Fox News: Agitators target law enforcement after deadly ICE shooting.
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Hot take: Whenever someone yells at me on social media to, "Get off your ass and do something! Why aren't Americans doing more?" I know that person likely voted for a third party candidate.
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I wonder what X looks like today? Totally normal I imagine.
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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🤣🤣
January 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ooohhhh, is this what it sounds like when dives cry, Prince? Please advise.
Still standing, Elton please advise
Still standing in the place where I work, REM. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I brought the noise, what now, Public Enemy. Please advise.
I still don’t see you at the Crossroads, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony. Please advise.
I still want to ride my bicycle, Queen. Please advise
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I've been trying but I still haven't found what I'm looking for, U2. Please advise.
It was only supposed to be ONE night in Bangkok, Murray. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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I came on and felt noize, Quiet Riot. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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It was only supposed to be ONE night in Bangkok, Murray. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
Dancing now, C+C Music Factory. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
Dancing now, C+C Music Factory. Please advise.
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM