TJ Hard
@wingnutemt.bsky.social
Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
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Ooohhhh, is this what it sounds like when dives cry, Prince? Please advise.
Still standing, Elton please advise
Still standing in the place where I work, REM. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Ooohhhh, is this what it sounds like when dives cry, Prince? Please advise.
I brought the noise, what now, Public Enemy. Please advise.
I still don’t see you at the Crossroads, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony. Please advise.
I still want to ride my bicycle, Queen. Please advise
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I brought the noise, what now, Public Enemy. Please advise.
I've been trying but I still haven't found what I'm looking for, U2. Please advise.
It was only supposed to be ONE night in Bangkok, Murray. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I've been trying but I still haven't found what I'm looking for, U2. Please advise.
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I came on and felt noize, Quiet Riot. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I came on and felt noize, Quiet Riot. Please advise.
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It was only supposed to be ONE night in Bangkok, Murray. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It was only supposed to be ONE night in Bangkok, Murray. Please advise.
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
Dancing now, C+C Music Factory. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Still feelin' vibrations, Marky Mark. Please advise.
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Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
Dancing now, C+C Music Factory. Please advise.
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Still slip slidin’ away, Paul Simon. Please advise.
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When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
The winter Olympics are in February, how many countries do you think will sanction us and protest by not sending a team?
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The winter Olympics are in February, how many countries do you think will sanction us and protest by not sending a team?
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Oh hey, I'm a mentally ill ex boxer 14 days off his meds.
Oh hey, I'm a mentally ill ex boxer 14 days off his meds.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Oh hey, I’m a riptide
Oh hey, I’m a riptide
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm a tonsillectomy.
Hi, I'm a tonsillectomy.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Oh hey, I'm a mentally ill ex boxer 14 days off his meds.
Oh hey, I'm a mentally ill ex boxer 14 days off his meds.
Well, smoke em if you got em folks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Well, smoke em if you got em folks.
No cheating: Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
No cheating: Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Post a humorous selfie:
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post a humorous selfie:
Taking stock of the 2020s so far:
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Taking stock of the 2020s so far:
How I'm going out of 2025:
a person is standing in front of a large flame in the dark .
Alt: I'm on fire yo!
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How I'm going out of 2025:
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
Why am I even paying taxes at this point?
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why am I even paying taxes at this point?
How I'm walking out of 2025:
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025:
My year in review:
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My year in review:
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
Thanks to social media like X, people come ready to fight. Even on Bluesky, you run into people who lose their shit and block you for a pretty innocuous comment you made. Then they run and tell all their asshole friends, and they have a big asshole party to make themselves feel better. It's madness.
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thanks to social media like X, people come ready to fight. Even on Bluesky, you run into people who lose their shit and block you for a pretty innocuous comment you made. Then they run and tell all their asshole friends, and they have a big asshole party to make themselves feel better. It's madness.
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite Muppet.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite Muppet.
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo.