TJ Hard
@wingnutemt.bsky.social
Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
Pinned
No cheating: Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
No cheating: Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Post a humorous selfie:
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post a humorous selfie:
Taking stock of the 2020s so far:
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Taking stock of the 2020s so far:
How I'm going out of 2025:
a person is standing in front of a large flame in the dark .
Alt: I'm on fire yo!
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How I'm going out of 2025:
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
Why am I even paying taxes at this point?
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why am I even paying taxes at this point?
How I'm walking out of 2025:
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025:
My year in review:
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My year in review:
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
Thanks to social media like X, people come ready to fight. Even on Bluesky, you run into people who lose their shit and block you for a pretty innocuous comment you made. Then they run and tell all their asshole friends, and they have a big asshole party to make themselves feel better. It's madness.
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thanks to social media like X, people come ready to fight. Even on Bluesky, you run into people who lose their shit and block you for a pretty innocuous comment you made. Then they run and tell all their asshole friends, and they have a big asshole party to make themselves feel better. It's madness.
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite Muppet.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite Muppet.
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo.
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Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo
Search your name and then, "glamour shot" and post a photo.
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Search your name and then, "glamour shot" and post a photo.
Battleships? Not just battleships, but 'Trump Battleships.' I wonder if they will be filled with Trump Steaks?
a man is kneeling on a dock and talking on a cell phone .
Alt: A classic commercial for the game of battleship.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Battleships? Not just battleships, but 'Trump Battleships.' I wonder if they will be filled with Trump Steaks?
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
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I’m white but not "puts reindeer antlers on my car" white
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m white but not "puts reindeer antlers on my car" white
Part of me wants to be happy, but another part of me wonders why Jake Paul didn't think this through more.
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Part of me wants to be happy, but another part of me wonders why Jake Paul didn't think this through more.
The #1 movie from when you were ten years old is how your 2026 will go.
Looks like we're twinsies.😛
Looks like we're twinsies.😛
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The #1 movie from when you were ten years old is how your 2026 will go.
Looks like we're twinsies.😛
Looks like we're twinsies.😛
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
These fucking guys.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
These fucking guys.