Mitts
@bodybybread.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, rage internally.
December 31, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Live, laugh, rage internally.
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pro tip: they sell premade weed butter at dispensaries now so you can just put it on your bagel in the morning before work and forget that you have a job
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
pro tip: they sell premade weed butter at dispensaries now so you can just put it on your bagel in the morning before work and forget that you have a job
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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This is a great explainer of how Medicare and Medicare Advantage works.
www.linkedin.com/posts/ericbr...
www.linkedin.com/posts/ericbr...
Eric Bricker, MD on LinkedIn: #medicare #traditional #advantage #partd #supplement #traditionalmedicare… | 53 comments
All of #Medicare Explained in 12-Min: #Traditional Medicare vs. Medicare #Advantage vs. #PartD vs. Medicare #Supplement.
#TraditionalMedicare Consists of Part… | 53 comments on LinkedIn
www.linkedin.com
January 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is a great explainer of how Medicare and Medicare Advantage works.
www.linkedin.com/posts/ericbr...
www.linkedin.com/posts/ericbr...
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This is a fascinating turn of events
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is a fascinating turn of events
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I never hold grudges.
I caress them tenderly.
I caress them tenderly.
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I never hold grudges.
I caress them tenderly.
I caress them tenderly.
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once you pass a certain threshold on social media others start to view you as an account and not a person but joke’s on them i am a secret third thing (sentient smart fridge)
November 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
once you pass a certain threshold on social media others start to view you as an account and not a person but joke’s on them i am a secret third thing (sentient smart fridge)
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got fired from red lobster for naming the lobsters in the tank and asking people if they are sure they wanna order genevieve
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 AM
got fired from red lobster for naming the lobsters in the tank and asking people if they are sure they wanna order genevieve
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I'm really not concerned about anyone trying to impersonate me with a fake account. what are they going to do, be worse at posting than I am? good luck babe
November 30, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I'm really not concerned about anyone trying to impersonate me with a fake account. what are they going to do, be worse at posting than I am? good luck babe
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Angst with a side of dread and a cup of "what the fuck!?"
It's what's for breakfast.🌞🌞🌞
It's what's for breakfast.🌞🌞🌞
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Angst with a side of dread and a cup of "what the fuck!?"
It's what's for breakfast.🌞🌞🌞
It's what's for breakfast.🌞🌞🌞
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I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
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replying to work anniversary posts on linked in with “sad”
November 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
replying to work anniversary posts on linked in with “sad”
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Reads: “Each new day is a glorious opportunity for personal achievement and enlightenment”
Me: Goes back to bed
Me: Goes back to bed
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Reads: “Each new day is a glorious opportunity for personal achievement and enlightenment”
Me: Goes back to bed
Me: Goes back to bed
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Create your own version of Jumanji by getting blackout drunk and having your friends throw you into the zoo.
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Create your own version of Jumanji by getting blackout drunk and having your friends throw you into the zoo.
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This man’s been stabbed! Somebody call 911!
*quickly pulls out phone*
*types into group chat*
someone here just got stabbed lol
*quickly pulls out phone*
*types into group chat*
someone here just got stabbed lol
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
This man’s been stabbed! Somebody call 911!
*quickly pulls out phone*
*types into group chat*
someone here just got stabbed lol
*quickly pulls out phone*
*types into group chat*
someone here just got stabbed lol
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November 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
looking for accts that’ll help keep you smart? I got you. go.bsky.app/APKLdwb
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That's all my Oma had to eat in postwar Austria.
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 23, 2024 at 11:28 AM
That's all my Oma had to eat in postwar Austria.
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🔥 AOC on Nancy Mace
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 PM
🔥 AOC on Nancy Mace
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Jeffrey Dahmer was very good on refrigeration
Nancy Mace claims on CNN that she supports Matt Gaetz because he's "very good on civil rights and civil liberties issues"
(Gaetz was recently under investigation for sex trafficking, so, yeah, not sure about that one)
(Gaetz was recently under investigation for sex trafficking, so, yeah, not sure about that one)
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer was very good on refrigeration
$HIMS the last two days 🤦♀️
November 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
$HIMS the last two days 🤦♀️
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Here's a great list of all of the Trump Cabinet nominees in one place so you can get all of your cuss words out at once. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Trump Cabinet picks: Here’s who’s on the list to carry out his agenda
President-elect Trump is assembling his Cabinet and senior staff for his second term in the White House before taking office in January. Trump must nominate leaders for 15 government agencies and o…
thehill.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Here's a great list of all of the Trump Cabinet nominees in one place so you can get all of your cuss words out at once. thehill.com/homenews/adm...