BOB DELUXE
@bobdeluxe.bsky.social
I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
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BOB DELUXE
@bobdeluxe.bsky.social
· Jul 13
I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.
I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.
July 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.
WE THE PEOPLE is not a difficult concept.
July 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
WE THE PEOPLE is not a difficult concept.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bomberbabe14.bsky.social
So glad I found my person!
So glad I found my person!
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bomberbabe14.bsky.social
So glad I found my person!
So glad I found my person!
Coming up on Kitchen Nightmares...
May 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Coming up on Kitchen Nightmares...
JESUS H CHRIST!! How much are hotels in DC?
I can see Honest Don charging a billion dollars a day to stay at HIS hotel but there's gotta be a Motel 6 or Super 8 alternative.
I can see Honest Don charging a billion dollars a day to stay at HIS hotel but there's gotta be a Motel 6 or Super 8 alternative.
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
JESUS H CHRIST!! How much are hotels in DC?
I can see Honest Don charging a billion dollars a day to stay at HIS hotel but there's gotta be a Motel 6 or Super 8 alternative.
I can see Honest Don charging a billion dollars a day to stay at HIS hotel but there's gotta be a Motel 6 or Super 8 alternative.
Anyone invested in pop rivet futures is poised to make a killing with the latest CYBERTRUCK recall.
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anyone invested in pop rivet futures is poised to make a killing with the latest CYBERTRUCK recall.
This is where I would typically explain that the red hat in my avi is a FENDER guitar & amp hat not that one red hat. However with red hats being so associated these days with MAGA and Nazis, it's come time to retire the FENDER hat avi and replace it with a Star Wars avi.
LIVE LONG & PERSPIRE
LIVE LONG & PERSPIRE
March 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is where I would typically explain that the red hat in my avi is a FENDER guitar & amp hat not that one red hat. However with red hats being so associated these days with MAGA and Nazis, it's come time to retire the FENDER hat avi and replace it with a Star Wars avi.
LIVE LONG & PERSPIRE
LIVE LONG & PERSPIRE
Is FUCKELON anything like TOYOTATHON?
March 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is FUCKELON anything like TOYOTATHON?
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[literally forgetting all my police training]
omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me
omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me
January 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[literally forgetting all my police training]
omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me
omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me
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I've been terrified of my neighbour ever since I was digging a grave in his garden at midnight and found a body already there.
February 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've been terrified of my neighbour ever since I was digging a grave in his garden at midnight and found a body already there.
When asked about the president attending the Daytona 500, NASCAR driver Kyle Busch responded that it was nice having someone at the track who was hated more than him.
February 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When asked about the president attending the Daytona 500, NASCAR driver Kyle Busch responded that it was nice having someone at the track who was hated more than him.
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[me on a roadtrip about to become super popular with the fellas] I call it a carmonica
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
[me on a roadtrip about to become super popular with the fellas] I call it a carmonica
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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I did my inauguration right in your mom’s rotunda, if you know what I mean…
January 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I did my inauguration right in your mom’s rotunda, if you know what I mean…
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Sewing my victims together
hand-in-hand
Humane Centipede
hand-in-hand
Humane Centipede
December 5, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Sewing my victims together
hand-in-hand
Humane Centipede
hand-in-hand
Humane Centipede
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two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by and was subsequently murdered, thanks Robert Frost
September 28, 2023 at 10:05 PM
two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by and was subsequently murdered, thanks Robert Frost
First air of autumn up your nose
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uG...
September 24, 2023 at 3:27 AM
First air of autumn up your nose
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uG...
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i miss being a baby and having milestones, like literally no one gives a shit i can lift my head or roll over on a blanket
September 23, 2023 at 12:16 AM
i miss being a baby and having milestones, like literally no one gives a shit i can lift my head or roll over on a blanket
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The Rapture is not a requirement for Christians who are afraid of heights or have a fear of flying.
September 22, 2023 at 5:23 PM
The Rapture is not a requirement for Christians who are afraid of heights or have a fear of flying.
This song's got everything. Snappy beat. Jeff Tweedy. Fuzzy bass. Farfisa organ. And just when you think the fun is over - piss & blood sno-cones and Magna Carta Slim Jims.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIO...
September 21, 2023 at 2:36 AM
This song's got everything. Snappy beat. Jeff Tweedy. Fuzzy bass. Farfisa organ. And just when you think the fun is over - piss & blood sno-cones and Magna Carta Slim Jims.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIO...
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Sometimes I’ll watch the way my chest hair sways back and forth next to a fan on medium and think this must be exactly what Jane Eyre saw looking out over the moors or something
September 8, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes I’ll watch the way my chest hair sways back and forth next to a fan on medium and think this must be exactly what Jane Eyre saw looking out over the moors or something
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My hands smell like gasoline for completely normal reasons today. You?
August 30, 2023 at 5:17 PM
My hands smell like gasoline for completely normal reasons today. You?
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It's not drinking alone if the dog is home
August 27, 2023 at 1:17 PM
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home
My first bluesky quote tweet. Oh wait. They're not called that over here are they. I guess it's a quotepost?
62 years on this planet and it was just today that I learned that it is in fact possible to fart yourself awake.
September 1, 2023 at 1:58 AM
My first bluesky quote tweet. Oh wait. They're not called that over here are they. I guess it's a quotepost?