LL Cujo
@llcujo.bsky.social
Strong like a gorilla yet soft and yielding, like a Nerf ball. 🎶Read a book you illiterate son of a bitch #FuckCancer
You’ve just been studio Ghibli’d
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You’ve just been studio Ghibli’d
Audi A8 pulling into the dollar tree! Everything’s fine.
You fucking idiots
You fucking idiots
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Audi A8 pulling into the dollar tree! Everything’s fine.
You fucking idiots
You fucking idiots
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is sabotaging AI data centers a thing yet? after seeing my electric bills double, I feel like attacking the plagiarism machines is warranted
October 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
is sabotaging AI data centers a thing yet? after seeing my electric bills double, I feel like attacking the plagiarism machines is warranted
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life is short. put brie cheese on your italian beef if you want to
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
life is short. put brie cheese on your italian beef if you want to
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I want to live in a world where we can dance if we want to, but we refuse to leave our friends behind even if they don't dance.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I want to live in a world where we can dance if we want to, but we refuse to leave our friends behind even if they don't dance.
A Maserati SUV is some doctor Moreau type shit
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A Maserati SUV is some doctor Moreau type shit
Of all the jerseys in all of the lands you decide to Rep the fundamental Christian nationalist kicker?
Do you boo
do you
Do you boo
do you
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Of all the jerseys in all of the lands you decide to Rep the fundamental Christian nationalist kicker?
Do you boo
do you
Do you boo
do you
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Imagine my surprise when I realized that I'm the evil twin
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine my surprise when I realized that I'm the evil twin
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Wow, I haven't had to say "shank you very much" since juvey
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wow, I haven't had to say "shank you very much" since juvey
Oh that, it’s just simple pattern recognition.
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh that, it’s just simple pattern recognition.
K-pop demon hunters is a one for one rip off of Jodeci
Change my mind
Change my mind
September 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
K-pop demon hunters is a one for one rip off of Jodeci
Change my mind
Change my mind
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Does the carpe match the diem?
August 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Does the carpe match the diem?
Is it wrong that I have Jason Sudeikis, and Ryan Gosling on the same level as romantic comedic leads?
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is it wrong that I have Jason Sudeikis, and Ryan Gosling on the same level as romantic comedic leads?
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the era of small government is over and we can either have armed thugs with badges disappearing people or universal health care and high speed rail
August 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the era of small government is over and we can either have armed thugs with badges disappearing people or universal health care and high speed rail
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JEFF: I love Def Leppard.
GEOFF: It's Deof Leoppard.
GEOFF: It's Deof Leoppard.
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
JEFF: I love Def Leppard.
GEOFF: It's Deof Leoppard.
GEOFF: It's Deof Leoppard.
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I use jazz hands to soften the blow of my insults.
August 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I use jazz hands to soften the blow of my insults.
Pssst:
The nefarious greedy fucktards wouldn’t want to privatize it
if it didn’t already work
The nefarious greedy fucktards wouldn’t want to privatize it
if it didn’t already work
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pssst:
The nefarious greedy fucktards wouldn’t want to privatize it
if it didn’t already work
The nefarious greedy fucktards wouldn’t want to privatize it
if it didn’t already work
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I told my kid that origami was invented by an asthmatic who was jealous of a balloon animal guy and now I have another meeting with his teacher.
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I told my kid that origami was invented by an asthmatic who was jealous of a balloon animal guy and now I have another meeting with his teacher.
When is it my turn to get blinded with science?
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When is it my turn to get blinded with science?
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I had a dream last night that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
August 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I had a dream last night that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
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Found some old boredom doodles
August 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Found some old boredom doodles
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I bet Bubba never had a dish for radioactive shrimp, did he Forrest?
August 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I bet Bubba never had a dish for radioactive shrimp, did he Forrest?
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there is no essential oil for your type of crazy
August 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
there is no essential oil for your type of crazy
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i think we’re going to be okay*
*just saw a dance-heavy gap commercial
*just saw a dance-heavy gap commercial
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i think we’re going to be okay*
*just saw a dance-heavy gap commercial
*just saw a dance-heavy gap commercial
Young and the Rizzless
August 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Young and the Rizzless