dani 🍁
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
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I can't do an official poll here, but a subject came up on another site... So research!!!
(This is for ladies, I suppose)
Guys with a thigh tattoo:
A. Hot
B. Not
C. Depends on the guy
D. Depends on the tattoo
E. Nobody cares, Coach
(This is for ladies, I suppose)
Guys with a thigh tattoo:
A. Hot
B. Not
C. Depends on the guy
D. Depends on the tattoo
E. Nobody cares, Coach
December 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I can't do an official poll here, but a subject came up on another site... So research!!!
(This is for ladies, I suppose)
Guys with a thigh tattoo:
A. Hot
B. Not
C. Depends on the guy
D. Depends on the tattoo
E. Nobody cares, Coach
(This is for ladies, I suppose)
Guys with a thigh tattoo:
A. Hot
B. Not
C. Depends on the guy
D. Depends on the tattoo
E. Nobody cares, Coach
merry christmas fuckers
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
merry christmas fuckers
2026 dream aesthetic : spud the cryptid
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
2026 dream aesthetic : spud the cryptid
RISE AND SHINE BITCHES, IT’S THE 94TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE STATUTE OF WESTMINSTER!
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
RISE AND SHINE BITCHES, IT’S THE 94TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE STATUTE OF WESTMINSTER!
You ever just drink a bunch of wine and think: is it…
That's a real fucking legacy to leave.
OR
That's a real fucking legacy, to leave.
???
That's a real fucking legacy to leave.
OR
That's a real fucking legacy, to leave.
???
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You ever just drink a bunch of wine and think: is it…
That's a real fucking legacy to leave.
OR
That's a real fucking legacy, to leave.
???
That's a real fucking legacy to leave.
OR
That's a real fucking legacy, to leave.
???
I hope X Ambassadors milked Jeep and the radio gods for every penny.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I hope X Ambassadors milked Jeep and the radio gods for every penny.
You ever just drink a bit too much and deep dive into Anne Boleyn?
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You ever just drink a bit too much and deep dive into Anne Boleyn?
A new wave of « rest in piss » suspensions are coming.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A new wave of « rest in piss » suspensions are coming.
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world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
You did a hex.
to be clear i want the dodgers to lose
but the sicko in me is like, what if game 7 went to extras
but the sicko in me is like, what if game 7 went to extras
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You did a hex.
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What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Same but baseball edition.
If Canada wins the hockey game tonight, I'm going to be incredibly obnoxious about it.
If the USA wins, please settle down. It's just a game.
If the USA wins, please settle down. It's just a game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Same but baseball edition.
I’d like to speak to the person that made the Singh Horton’s t-shirt.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’d like to speak to the person that made the Singh Horton’s t-shirt.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
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Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police
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PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.
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Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!
Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?
If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.
Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.
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"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025
No one:....
Taylor Swift: Moist.
Taylor Swift: Moist.
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No one:....
Taylor Swift: Moist.
Taylor Swift: Moist.
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.