dani 🍁
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
You ever just drink a bit too much and deep dive into Anne Boleyn?
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You ever just drink a bit too much and deep dive into Anne Boleyn?
A new wave of « rest in piss » suspensions are coming.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A new wave of « rest in piss » suspensions are coming.
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world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
You did a hex.
to be clear i want the dodgers to lose
but the sicko in me is like, what if game 7 went to extras
but the sicko in me is like, what if game 7 went to extras
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You did a hex.
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What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Same but baseball edition.
If Canada wins the hockey game tonight, I'm going to be incredibly obnoxious about it.
If the USA wins, please settle down. It's just a game.
If the USA wins, please settle down. It's just a game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Same but baseball edition.
I’d like to speak to the person that made the Singh Horton’s t-shirt.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’d like to speak to the person that made the Singh Horton’s t-shirt.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
Alone. For a couple of minutes.
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Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police
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PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.
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Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!
Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?
If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.
Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.
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"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025
No one:....
Taylor Swift: Moist.
Taylor Swift: Moist.
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No one:....
Taylor Swift: Moist.
Taylor Swift: Moist.
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.
Did I paint my nails orange?
Yes I did.
Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish.
Also yes.
Yes I did.
Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish.
Also yes.
September 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Did I paint my nails orange?
Yes I did.
Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish.
Also yes.
Yes I did.
Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish.
Also yes.
Is anyone else’s brain like
Fall
Fallin
Fallin in love
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
?
Fall
Fallin
Fallin in love
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
?
September 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Is anyone else’s brain like
Fall
Fallin
Fallin in love
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
?
Fall
Fallin
Fallin in love
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
?
living the dream: shoveling butter chicken into my mouth at 10:42 am
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
living the dream: shoveling butter chicken into my mouth at 10:42 am
A casserole would fix me.
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A casserole would fix me.
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Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
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Rapture grifting seems pretty unsustainable.
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rapture grifting seems pretty unsustainable.