Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
@markkubert.bsky.social
Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦
I haven’t received my invitation for @gandersocial.bsky.social social yet.
But I’m imagining they’re holding back on purpose to build suspense for my fashionably late arrival.
Right…?
But I’m imagining they’re holding back on purpose to build suspense for my fashionably late arrival.
Right…?
February 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I haven’t received my invitation for @gandersocial.bsky.social social yet.
But I’m imagining they’re holding back on purpose to build suspense for my fashionably late arrival.
Right…?
But I’m imagining they’re holding back on purpose to build suspense for my fashionably late arrival.
Right…?
I’m back.
Thanks everyone for being considerate.
Thanks everyone for being considerate.
Heading out for a bit.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’m back.
Thanks everyone for being considerate.
Thanks everyone for being considerate.
Heading out for a bit.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Heading out for a bit.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
Please don’t try to find me and tackle me.
Just not in the mood for it today.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Stuart McLean was one of the most beloved storytellers and humorists in Canadian history.
Known as the Story-Telling Comic, his stories explored both humorous and serious themes.
His show, Vinyl Cafe, was acclaimed.
This is his story.
🧵 1/10
Known as the Story-Telling Comic, his stories explored both humorous and serious themes.
His show, Vinyl Cafe, was acclaimed.
This is his story.
🧵 1/10
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Stuart McLean was one of the most beloved storytellers and humorists in Canadian history.
Known as the Story-Telling Comic, his stories explored both humorous and serious themes.
His show, Vinyl Cafe, was acclaimed.
This is his story.
🧵 1/10
Known as the Story-Telling Comic, his stories explored both humorous and serious themes.
His show, Vinyl Cafe, was acclaimed.
This is his story.
🧵 1/10
“I don't eat cold sandwiches often but when I do, I'm rarely disappointed.” - @mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
Best thing I’ve read on the internet all day. Possibly all week.
Best thing I’ve read on the internet all day. Possibly all week.
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“I don't eat cold sandwiches often but when I do, I'm rarely disappointed.” - @mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
Best thing I’ve read on the internet all day. Possibly all week.
Best thing I’ve read on the internet all day. Possibly all week.
Update: I went with THREE maraschino cherries.
1. I was at a bookstore today.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Update: I went with THREE maraschino cherries.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Access to healthcare (especially for back pain) in rural and northern Ontario can be challenging.
This helps make it a little easier.
inlineonline.ca
This helps make it a little easier.
inlineonline.ca
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Access to healthcare (especially for back pain) in rural and northern Ontario can be challenging.
This helps make it a little easier.
inlineonline.ca
This helps make it a little easier.
inlineonline.ca
1. I was at a bookstore today.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
1. I was at a bookstore today.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
b) I’m still pretty good at jumping.
iii - Dessert tonight will be some chocolate pudding, with a dollop of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.
It’s fun when people are hanging out here and having fun.
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It’s fun when people are hanging out here and having fun.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Prompted by something I saw on TV:
Do you have a personal hero? And if so, who? And why?
Do you have a personal hero? And if so, who? And why?
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Prompted by something I saw on TV:
Do you have a personal hero? And if so, who? And why?
Do you have a personal hero? And if so, who? And why?
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
BREAKING:
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
BREAKING:
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Also milk chocolate microscopes are better than dark chocolate microscopes, and anyone who claims otherwise is lying to themselves.
BREAKING:
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Also milk chocolate microscopes are better than dark chocolate microscopes, and anyone who claims otherwise is lying to themselves.
You can really tell they’re not AI by that last check mark.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You can really tell they’re not AI by that last check mark.
For many today is Valentine’s Day. But to me it will always be February 14.
Hey Mark, aren’t those the sam-
Yup… it will always be February 14.
Hey Mark, aren’t those the sam-
Yup… it will always be February 14.
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
For many today is Valentine’s Day. But to me it will always be February 14.
Hey Mark, aren’t those the sam-
Yup… it will always be February 14.
Hey Mark, aren’t those the sam-
Yup… it will always be February 14.
When I’m feeling down about things, when it seems like there’s nothing good anymore, I remind myself that the world came together, from individuals to nations, and said with one voice I guess we’ll just go with Ritter Sport being an acceptable name for a chocolate bar.
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
When I’m feeling down about things, when it seems like there’s nothing good anymore, I remind myself that the world came together, from individuals to nations, and said with one voice I guess we’ll just go with Ritter Sport being an acceptable name for a chocolate bar.
This is topical.
And given the prevalent anti-AI sentiment I expect to see a substantial uptick in bookings.
Or at least re-posts.
And given the prevalent anti-AI sentiment I expect to see a substantial uptick in bookings.
Or at least re-posts.
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This is topical.
And given the prevalent anti-AI sentiment I expect to see a substantial uptick in bookings.
Or at least re-posts.
And given the prevalent anti-AI sentiment I expect to see a substantial uptick in bookings.
Or at least re-posts.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Have back pain?
I’m not AI. Let’s connect.
I’m not AI. Let’s connect.
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Have back pain?
I’m not AI. Let’s connect.
I’m not AI. Let’s connect.
BREAKING:
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
BREAKING:
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Officials confirm that Canada will no longer supply the US with chocolate microscopes until the US reinstates vaccine mandates.
Something I’d like to say…
When you’re eating some chocolate, and you alternate it with sips of hot tea or coffee, and it cleanses the palate so that the next bite of chocolate tastes fresh and new and doesn’t just blend in with the previous bite… I like that.
When you’re eating some chocolate, and you alternate it with sips of hot tea or coffee, and it cleanses the palate so that the next bite of chocolate tastes fresh and new and doesn’t just blend in with the previous bite… I like that.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Something I’d like to say…
When you’re eating some chocolate, and you alternate it with sips of hot tea or coffee, and it cleanses the palate so that the next bite of chocolate tastes fresh and new and doesn’t just blend in with the previous bite… I like that.
When you’re eating some chocolate, and you alternate it with sips of hot tea or coffee, and it cleanses the palate so that the next bite of chocolate tastes fresh and new and doesn’t just blend in with the previous bite… I like that.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Looking forward to when the human factor is taken out of the Olympics and becomes entirely AI.
Welcome to the Olympix.
Welcome to the Olympix.
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Looking forward to when the human factor is taken out of the Olympics and becomes entirely AI.
Welcome to the Olympix.
Welcome to the Olympix.
The change from Olympics to Olympix is how you… that’s how you can tell it’s AI.
Looking forward to when the human factor is taken out of the Olympics and becomes entirely AI.
Welcome to the Olympix.
Welcome to the Olympix.
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The change from Olympics to Olympix is how you… that’s how you can tell it’s AI.
I’m watching the replay of the men’s moguls qualifying round.
In the Olympics.
The Winter Olympics.
In the Olympics.
The Winter Olympics.
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’m watching the replay of the men’s moguls qualifying round.
In the Olympics.
The Winter Olympics.
In the Olympics.
The Winter Olympics.
Let’s start a rumour that the University of Harvard takes steps to officially change its name to the University of Hahvahd.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Let’s start a rumour that the University of Harvard takes steps to officially change its name to the University of Hahvahd.
Reposted by Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
Did you know…?
The majority of back pain will get better on its own, and it doesn’t require seeing a specialist, getting imaging, or paying money for specific treatments.
That’s it. That’s good news.
The majority of back pain will get better on its own, and it doesn’t require seeing a specialist, getting imaging, or paying money for specific treatments.
That’s it. That’s good news.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Did you know…?
The majority of back pain will get better on its own, and it doesn’t require seeing a specialist, getting imaging, or paying money for specific treatments.
That’s it. That’s good news.
The majority of back pain will get better on its own, and it doesn’t require seeing a specialist, getting imaging, or paying money for specific treatments.
That’s it. That’s good news.
Something neat…
Using diapers as the punchline of a joke against anyone is ableist, and hurtful. Even when the “joke” is about a politician.
I didn’t always know this. And maybe you’re just learning it for the first time now.
The great news is that you can take the feedback and stop doing it.
Using diapers as the punchline of a joke against anyone is ableist, and hurtful. Even when the “joke” is about a politician.
I didn’t always know this. And maybe you’re just learning it for the first time now.
The great news is that you can take the feedback and stop doing it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Something neat…
Using diapers as the punchline of a joke against anyone is ableist, and hurtful. Even when the “joke” is about a politician.
I didn’t always know this. And maybe you’re just learning it for the first time now.
The great news is that you can take the feedback and stop doing it.
Using diapers as the punchline of a joke against anyone is ableist, and hurtful. Even when the “joke” is about a politician.
I didn’t always know this. And maybe you’re just learning it for the first time now.
The great news is that you can take the feedback and stop doing it.