dani 🍁
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Here you go, King. You dropped this.
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here you go, King. You dropped this.
Am I better than everyone?
August 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Am I better than everyone?
Spelling matters, Michael.
(because you’re a little sweet treat)
(because you’re a little sweet treat)
August 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Spelling matters, Michael.
(because you’re a little sweet treat)
(because you’re a little sweet treat)
No reason given.
And I was mistaken. It wasn’t applesauce, it was cookies. And it wasn’t a credit, it was a 20% discount code on a future booking. So I had to give them money to get it. LOL
And I was mistaken. It wasn’t applesauce, it was cookies. And it wasn’t a credit, it was a 20% discount code on a future booking. So I had to give them money to get it. LOL
August 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No reason given.
And I was mistaken. It wasn’t applesauce, it was cookies. And it wasn’t a credit, it was a 20% discount code on a future booking. So I had to give them money to get it. LOL
And I was mistaken. It wasn’t applesauce, it was cookies. And it wasn’t a credit, it was a 20% discount code on a future booking. So I had to give them money to get it. LOL
I violated the no objects on ledge policy and stayed awake soooooo.
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I violated the no objects on ledge policy and stayed awake soooooo.
This man apparently.
August 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This man apparently.
What the fuck is this bug?
And also, why is this bug?
And also, why is this bug?
July 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What the fuck is this bug?
And also, why is this bug?
And also, why is this bug?
Can’t talk, doing Canadian shit.
June 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Can’t talk, doing Canadian shit.
It’s not a bag charm but I’ll take it.
June 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s not a bag charm but I’ll take it.
Oh you’re depressed?
Have you considered getting a little cute pouch instead?
Have you considered getting a little cute pouch instead?
June 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh you’re depressed?
Have you considered getting a little cute pouch instead?
Have you considered getting a little cute pouch instead?
The fun thing about the Stanley Cup is that all victories are essentially Canadian.
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The fun thing about the Stanley Cup is that all victories are essentially Canadian.
No notes, Ann M. Martin.
May 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
No notes, Ann M. Martin.
It’s obviously this one.
May 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s obviously this one.
Happy to report that no one I follow liked this.
Also delighted to point out that Jodi liked her own terrible post.
Also delighted to point out that Jodi liked her own terrible post.
May 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy to report that no one I follow liked this.
Also delighted to point out that Jodi liked her own terrible post.
Also delighted to point out that Jodi liked her own terrible post.
It's called "delightfulposting" - post the most delightful image in your camera roll and then tag 3 mutuals
@masterofgum.bsky.social
@mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
@zekejw.bsky.social
@masterofgum.bsky.social
@mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
@zekejw.bsky.social
May 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's called "delightfulposting" - post the most delightful image in your camera roll and then tag 3 mutuals
@masterofgum.bsky.social
@mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
@zekejw.bsky.social
@masterofgum.bsky.social
@mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social
@zekejw.bsky.social
Oopsie I included the same one twice.
Here we go.
Here we go.
April 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oopsie I included the same one twice.
Here we go.
Here we go.
A post so nice @cataman.bsky.social stole it thrice.
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A post so nice @cataman.bsky.social stole it thrice.
This is my friend.
She’s an ally.
She’s an ally.
April 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is my friend.
She’s an ally.
She’s an ally.