dani 🍁
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
Sugared violets? A peacock roaming awkwardly in the background? I dunno, I’m drunk, the water isn’t safe to drink.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sugared violets? A peacock roaming awkwardly in the background? I dunno, I’m drunk, the water isn’t safe to drink.
BRING ME MORE LAMPREYS WOMAN!
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
BRING ME MORE LAMPREYS WOMAN!
If only she gave me a son.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If only she gave me a son.
Redeemable in hell only.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Redeemable in hell only.
I might tap you in.
The absolute rage that it inspires in me. From every angle, it’s wrong. It’s also just completely illogical, which is somehow almost worse in my brain.
The absolute rage that it inspires in me. From every angle, it’s wrong. It’s also just completely illogical, which is somehow almost worse in my brain.
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I might tap you in.
The absolute rage that it inspires in me. From every angle, it’s wrong. It’s also just completely illogical, which is somehow almost worse in my brain.
The absolute rage that it inspires in me. From every angle, it’s wrong. It’s also just completely illogical, which is somehow almost worse in my brain.
Here you go, King. You dropped this.
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here you go, King. You dropped this.
I dunno Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting was 2015. I don’t think you have a strong case.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I dunno Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting was 2015. I don’t think you have a strong case.
This feels like Chuck Tingle plagiarism.
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This feels like Chuck Tingle plagiarism.
Ooofff. Anthropologie, JCrew, and Old Navy have « fancy » sections, depending on your budget. Usually the best thing is to find something you like, and then send a pic to the bride to see if you’re matching the vibe.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ooofff. Anthropologie, JCrew, and Old Navy have « fancy » sections, depending on your budget. Usually the best thing is to find something you like, and then send a pic to the bride to see if you’re matching the vibe.
I dunno, it might have more to do with you deciding to start your day with calling a woman you don’t know a bitch.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I dunno, it might have more to do with you deciding to start your day with calling a woman you don’t know a bitch.