Arkaydian
@arkaydian.bsky.social
Puns, quips, wordplay & paranomasia!
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A question:
Is asshat someone who wears a hat on their ass or someone who wears an ass as a hat?
Please help me out, I want this work email to be perfect.
Is asshat someone who wears a hat on their ass or someone who wears an ass as a hat?
Please help me out, I want this work email to be perfect.
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
A question:
Is asshat someone who wears a hat on their ass or someone who wears an ass as a hat?
Please help me out, I want this work email to be perfect.
Is asshat someone who wears a hat on their ass or someone who wears an ass as a hat?
Please help me out, I want this work email to be perfect.
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Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
January 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
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Dolphin tests
A B C D E
1. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
2. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
3. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
4. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
5. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
6. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
A B C D E
1. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
2. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
3. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
4. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
5. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
6. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Dolphin tests
A B C D E
1. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
2. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
3. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
4. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
5. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
6. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
A B C D E
1. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
2. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
3. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
4. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
5. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
6. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
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December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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There is such a rich variety of owls, I have tried to depict some of them here (GROWL, PROWL and YOWL not included).
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
There is such a rich variety of owls, I have tried to depict some of them here (GROWL, PROWL and YOWL not included).
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
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STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite
If you see this, post an AEW gif just because... 🤼🏻
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you see this, post an AEW gif just because... 🤼🏻
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October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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the shot -------------------------------------- the chaser 🤼
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the shot -------------------------------------- the chaser 🤼
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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AEW and DC comics crossover!
October 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AEW and DC comics crossover!
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Did you know the word "acetaminophen" is derived from N-acetyl-para-aminophenol?
That's the paracetymology.
That's the paracetymology.
September 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Did you know the word "acetaminophen" is derived from N-acetyl-para-aminophenol?
That's the paracetymology.
That's the paracetymology.
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THE STORY OF HANGMAN ADAM PAGE, NATIVE PLANT LOVER AND AEW'S MAIN CHARACTER
We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog.
"Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.
We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog.
"Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
THE STORY OF HANGMAN ADAM PAGE, NATIVE PLANT LOVER AND AEW'S MAIN CHARACTER
We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog.
"Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.
We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog.
"Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.
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which one is in trump’s cabinet bc idk: thread
September 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
which one is in trump’s cabinet bc idk: thread
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I went to a dog show. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third..
I think the judges had an all terrier motive.
I think the judges had an all terrier motive.
September 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I went to a dog show. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third..
I think the judges had an all terrier motive.
I think the judges had an all terrier motive.
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This entire site can just become an elaborate AEW discord for all I care, we aren’t leaving 😂
We’ll let you politics people figure out if you think it’s dying or not, we don’t give a fuck.
We’re not going back to the bad place.
We’ll let you politics people figure out if you think it’s dying or not, we don’t give a fuck.
We’re not going back to the bad place.
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This entire site can just become an elaborate AEW discord for all I care, we aren’t leaving 😂
We’ll let you politics people figure out if you think it’s dying or not, we don’t give a fuck.
We’re not going back to the bad place.
We’ll let you politics people figure out if you think it’s dying or not, we don’t give a fuck.
We’re not going back to the bad place.
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The reaction of fans to Hangman Page overcoming trauma and alienation via solidarity shows that what hundreds of thousands of fans and people worldwide crave is not just success, but connection and togetherness. Read Tom Williams on the politics of wrestling.
In Search of Left Wrestling
Pro wrestling is often associated with the Right, but a new character has become popular for championing solidarity and workers’ rights, reflecting the growing economic precarity of its fanbase.
tribunemag.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The reaction of fans to Hangman Page overcoming trauma and alienation via solidarity shows that what hundreds of thousands of fans and people worldwide crave is not just success, but connection and togetherness. Read Tom Williams on the politics of wrestling.
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I once saw Billy Joel in B&Q buying fire lighters. The lying bastard.
March 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I once saw Billy Joel in B&Q buying fire lighters. The lying bastard.
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Keanu Reeves in John Wick]
CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...
CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Keanu Reeves in John Wick]
CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...
CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...