Not A Matt
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Tyler Simmons wasn’t offside
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
Umbrellas are cheap and they will absolutely save your ass, I done seent it many times
And here’s the thing. Car insurance is expensive I get that.
Increasing your limits is cheaper than you’d expect. As is a personal umbrella policy.
Increasing your limits is cheaper than you’d expect. As is a personal umbrella policy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Umbrellas are cheap and they will absolutely save your ass, I done seent it many times
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“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.
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Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
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I wonder how the council of unelected law wizards is handling tonight. Well, Alito's sorted: he's about to fly several flags that they don't let you display in Germany
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I wonder how the council of unelected law wizards is handling tonight. Well, Alito's sorted: he's about to fly several flags that they don't let you display in Germany
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
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Florida killed that man’s grandpa and he didn’t forget it
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Florida killed that man’s grandpa and he didn’t forget it
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I found your new favorite player.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I found your new favorite player.
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so anyway we should take this momentum and all the images of them snatching people and get rid of qualified immunity. for ice, but also for every single law enforcement. get rid of it and put real fear into all of them
A former ICE director says agents have been put "in a terrible position" and are being tasked with operations "in a city where they don't belong."
Ex-ICE director says Trump's immigration crackdown putting agents in "terrible position"
Federal agents deployed tear gas on a crowd in Chicago, prompting a judge to ask the agents to wear body cameras.
cbsn.ws
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
so anyway we should take this momentum and all the images of them snatching people and get rid of qualified immunity. for ice, but also for every single law enforcement. get rid of it and put real fear into all of them
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THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
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really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
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When folks say this Georgia team doesn’t look like vintage UGA. Look at the staffs
Then:
Monken
Luke
Lanning
McGee
Now:
Bobo
Searles
Schumann
Coley
Then:
Monken
Luke
Lanning
McGee
Now:
Bobo
Searles
Schumann
Coley
September 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When folks say this Georgia team doesn’t look like vintage UGA. Look at the staffs
Then:
Monken
Luke
Lanning
McGee
Now:
Bobo
Searles
Schumann
Coley
Then:
Monken
Luke
Lanning
McGee
Now:
Bobo
Searles
Schumann
Coley
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One of the best pieces by Kaleb Horton ever is no longer easily available, because of course MTV wouldn't maintain actual good music writing done for its site once. Thankfully I found it again via some digging: his 2016 memorial to Merle Haggard on his passing. Link here, screencaps to follow.
Merle Haggard, Son Of Bakersfield
Kaleb Horton reflects on the passing of his hometown hero
web.archive.org
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
One of the best pieces by Kaleb Horton ever is no longer easily available, because of course MTV wouldn't maintain actual good music writing done for its site once. Thankfully I found it again via some digging: his 2016 memorial to Merle Haggard on his passing. Link here, screencaps to follow.
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saw the pic of that dude flipping off Castellanos and we gotta make it ok to allow for dudes like this to get knocked the fuck out. awful easy to do that shit when you know the other guy can't do anything without losing a lot more than you will. ICE agent shit.
September 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
saw the pic of that dude flipping off Castellanos and we gotta make it ok to allow for dudes like this to get knocked the fuck out. awful easy to do that shit when you know the other guy can't do anything without losing a lot more than you will. ICE agent shit.
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They only think autism is a “problem” to be “solved” because my kid can beat their ass at math while also being way funnier and more artistic and better at sports
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They only think autism is a “problem” to be “solved” because my kid can beat their ass at math while also being way funnier and more artistic and better at sports