Not A Matt
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Tyler Simmons wasn’t offside
Thank you for your service
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you for your service
YES, this is why that commercial drives me nuts
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YES, this is why that commercial drives me nuts
Thank you! I needed that!
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thank you! I needed that!
Lol… congrats on keeping a straight face 😐
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Lol… congrats on keeping a straight face 😐
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“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.
Hey congratulations, that rocks and these suck in equal measure! Keep doing what you do!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey congratulations, that rocks and these suck in equal measure! Keep doing what you do!!
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I see a k, you don’t know ball
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I see a k, you don’t know ball
Man… now I’m going to be thinking on “gluten is different in Europe” all day
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Man… now I’m going to be thinking on “gluten is different in Europe” all day
No. UI is horrible. But it gets the job done.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No. UI is horrible. But it gets the job done.