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Trump is now running an astounding (even for him) 90 minutes late for his scheduled 3pm bill signing event
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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One of the best things about kids is having someone to do wrestling moves on. Nothing more satisfying than putting a 6 year old to bed with a John Cena Attitude Adjuster.
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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COVID vaccines slashed ER visits by 76% in kids 9 mos-4 yrs, and 56% in older kids, CDC's latest MMWR report found (reposting with story): www.scientificamerican.com/article/covi...
COVID Vaccines Slashed Kids’ ER Visits by 76 Percent, Study Finds
A report published by the CDC reaffirms the effectiveness of COVID vaccines at preventing severe disease in children
www.scientificamerican.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I don’t want to be a “consumer” of medical care! I want my doctor to see me as a person they want to help - not as their bankroll!
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don't talk to my racist grandmother now when she's alive. Why would I want to do it after she's dead?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Prophecy: Someday there will be a special terminally online edition of "A Modest Proposal" in which every sentence ends in /s.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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what’s up Joyce hear me out on this…Joyce Carol x Goats…cd be very powerful collab…hmu
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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sing the song with me:

🎶 that's because AI super sucks, people are better than robots, so with any fuckin luck, AI will die and be left to rot 🎶
"US Census Bureau data show that AI adoption by companies with more than 250 employees may have *already peaked and began declining or flattening out this year.* Most businesses still don’t see a significant return on their investment when trying to use the latest generative AI tools"
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I think the solution to all of our problems is more ska music.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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For reasons completely unrelated to any opinions about regulatory policy, a Day 1 executive order here in the US should be ending every government agency account on X. Just delete them all, plain as that. For the same reason the US government need not have accounts on Stormfront or 4chan.
Pretty crazy that nearly all of the EU Commission is still on X even as Elon Musk is literally talking about destroying the EU.

You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
So what's the outcome?

2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week

2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)

0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Please enjoy this bunny giving itself a thorough grooming in the middle of the snow.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Cannot say this enough: Most of the people in charge in the US right now are bottom of the barrel dipshits with very low competency, utterly deluded worldviews, no sense of community, and no moral or ethical compass.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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"In a very short timeframe, AI has become the high-fructose corn syrup of the digital realm: It’s now in everything, even if you don’t want it there." www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Every kid thinks they want an atomic bomb, but the parents always end up having to take care of them, maintain the implosion core so it doesn't degrade, etc.
[December 3rd, 1945] Children in Chicago wrote to Santa Claus asking for atomic bombs, likely influenced by recent world events, alongside requesting their fathers return from war.
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Road work ahead. Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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“There’s a public health imperative to quickly expand the adoption of autonomous vehicles.”

Would the author say the same about building bike lanes? Installing automatic traffic cameras? Requiring Intelligent Speed Assist?

All of those are proven to save lives — and at a fraction of AVs' cost.
Opinion | Don’t Fear Self-Driving Cars. They Save Lives.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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It’s raining and 40 degrees AND my tummy hurts I cannot live like this
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM