bleary
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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore."
Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com
Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com
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Bill Clinton having a meating with Donald Trump in 1996
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Bill Clinton having a meating with Donald Trump in 1996
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
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only pay for what you need at the supermarket by peeling and dicing/slicing your onions *before* you put them on the scales
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
only pay for what you need at the supermarket by peeling and dicing/slicing your onions *before* you put them on the scales
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
There was a bizarre moment in 2003 when everybody started wearing ponchos.
So what ARE you allowed to wear in Ireland?
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
There was a bizarre moment in 2003 when everybody started wearing ponchos.
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
Went into Jeanne Dielman with a sense of “Have to watch it eventually, might as well plough through” but actually really enjoyed it! I would watch it again!
Although Yi Yi was definitely more fun. I’d rewatch that a million times.
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Although Yi Yi was definitely more fun. I’d rewatch that a million times.
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Went into Jeanne Dielman with a sense of “Have to watch it eventually, might as well plough through” but actually really enjoyed it! I would watch it again!
Although Yi Yi was definitely more fun. I’d rewatch that a million times.
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Although Yi Yi was definitely more fun. I’d rewatch that a million times.
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
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A happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate.
The 50:50 gender balance is a disaster. The world would be better if women outnumbered men 2:1.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The 50:50 gender balance is a disaster. The world would be better if women outnumbered men 2:1.
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🎶
Heathcliff, it's me, clean energy
For your home, it's so cold
Triple-glaze your window
🎶
Heathcliff, it's me, clean energy
For your home, it's so cold
Triple-glaze your window
🎶
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
🎶
Heathcliff, it's me, clean energy
For your home, it's so cold
Triple-glaze your window
🎶
Heathcliff, it's me, clean energy
For your home, it's so cold
Triple-glaze your window
🎶
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Nobody voted for the Conservative Party Rutles but that's what they got.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Nobody voted for the Conservative Party Rutles but that's what they got.
Just watched Jeanne Dielman. Had to stop halfway through to fold laundry and load the dishwasher, which really added to the experience.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just watched Jeanne Dielman. Had to stop halfway through to fold laundry and load the dishwasher, which really added to the experience.
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"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
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Geoff, I’d like to introduce you to a little sex jam known as Cbat
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Geoff, I’d like to introduce you to a little sex jam known as Cbat
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Meanwhile, on X
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Meanwhile, on X
“A mental object…mobject”
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“A mental object…mobject”
The account owner of @smithsfan has been banned for repeatedly threatening to hang a DJ
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The account owner of @smithsfan has been banned for repeatedly threatening to hang a DJ
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
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We’re going to need a bigger little treat
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
We’re going to need a bigger little treat
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I have a joke about hair. It goes over most people's heads.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I have a joke about hair. It goes over most people's heads.
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The birth of the author
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The birth of the author
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Big shout out to the easily startled.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Big shout out to the easily startled.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution