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John Moynes
@johnmoynes.bsky.social
Poet, comedian, tall
Elon Musk is buying CliffsNotes. In the future each guide will start with a brief statement on whether or not the book in question is the Iliad.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
ARE MILLENIALS KILLING LENTILS?
The Daily Vegan Telegraph
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's weird that brown envelopes are still legal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After the end credits of the next Avengers film Spiderman is making a really big sandwich and Beard Meats Food walks in and says "I heard you have a job for me."
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
FACT: In Kent a Mac and Cheese is called a Raincoat and Cheese.
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tom Garvin, late of UCD's politics department was a good friend of mine. I learned so much from him and we had an awful lot of fun. And I had a character based on him who occasionally made me money.
Right, enough of James Watson - who's a senior academic you've met who's been an utter delight?

I'll go first: Jocelyn Bell Burnell
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have several.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh my.
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Nothing to do tonight? Dress up in a snail costume and go trick or treating.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Using ChatGPT is immoral, but it also makes OpenAI lose money so I'm not sure what to do.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Remembrance Sunday to all who celebrate.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Of course the worst thing about taking up camouflage as a hobby is all the hidden costs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To anyone out there who is struggling to master the art of camouflage: I see you.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bring back traditional murders where seven people are in a remote mansion and they each have a reason to want the Baron out of the way.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh no, there are stars all over this flag. Better get out the banner despangler.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Interesting to see that the Supreme Court has ruled that your big ugly face smells like an eggy fart.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
COLUMBO: One more thing Mr Frost. This road through the yellow wood, I seem to recall it diverges. Which route did you take?
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Lyster started writing about music because in those days the Hit Parade was controlled by minor hurling.
Not a lot of people know that my final #recordcollection guest of #ForTheRecord series 3 tomorrow Sunday at 6pm on @rtegold.bsky.social, retired Sunday Game presenter, Michael Lyster, actually started his #media career writing about #music.

#radio #vinyl #CDs #LPs #albums #singles #45s #records
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Oh my god! Frankenstein!

*the creature chuckling disarmingly*

Actually Frankenstein is my father
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In a box of biscuits what are the rectangular wafery pink fellows called?
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The strangest thing about our neighbours is how every November they get obsessed with poopies.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'd be a great Commissioning Editor. "Your show has a lot of people in it. We made a show about people last year." Easy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't really care what happens in this movie as long as we can call the sequel 2Interior2Design.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
With the majority of haunted houses being bought by investment funds it's becoming impossible to get on the poltergeist ladder.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM