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John Moynes
@johnmoynes.bsky.social
Poet, comedian, tall
This is how pyramid schemes work and how they collapse.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Bloody woke revolving door panopticons.
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Panopticons are like holiday camps these days.
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
European countries must make the complete release of all Epstein files a precondition for further contact with the USA.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Would you take a moment to fill in a customer satisfaction survey...
Perhaps.
... for a chance to win a One For All voucher.
Fuck right off.
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
A courtroom drama where a serial killer sues a copycat killer for copyright infringement.
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Just tried to click like and subscribe on a sandwich.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Blue Monday was originally invented to sell calendar paint.
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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Coprolites aren't my favourite type of fossil, but they're a solid #2.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I also like the idea of a Nobel Anger Prize.
I'd wager this is the angriest statement ever issued by the Nobel Peace Prize people...
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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The package said these were hard candies, but it only took me like ten minutes to figure them out. You just untwist the wrapper and it comes right off.
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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ROMEO AND JULIET AND GODZILLA COMING APRIL
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
People thought Gerardus Mercator had a massive forehead.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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It has been three days since I last had an apple. The doctors have me surrounded and are closing in. I fear there is no escape.
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I want to build a china shop on Bull Island.
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Our 2026 Calendars are now reduced to clear (meaning to get them off my desk so I can actually do some work on it again).
thelifeofsharks.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
They really should include some iodine tablets.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Interesting proposal by Starmer to stop the USA invading Greenland by invading Greenland and giving it to the USA.
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Aontú are yet to comment.
Homosexual behaviour has sometimes been regarded as an evolutionary paradox, but a study looking at 59 primate species suggests it does in fact boost survival.
Is there an evolutionary reason for same-sex sexual behaviour?
www.newscientist.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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miniature companies should advertise like this again
Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, Grenadier Models miniatures advert from Dragon 68 (Dec 1982)
#D&D #Dungeons&Dragons #AD&D #AdvancedDungeons&Dragons #TSR #GrenadierModelsInc #D&DMiniaturesAdvert
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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I’m pretty sure what’s happening is home grown American racism, Est 1776.
Pedophile Protector AND Putin Puppet

#MultiTasking
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM