Jacob Presson
bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social
Jacob Presson
@bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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An international incident
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Everyone stop, this is important
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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It’s too early to be mad about Spurs business this window
July 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Do not get fooled by QAnon for resistance folks.
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.

This thread will dive into its activity.
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June 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Arsenal sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Arsenal reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
May 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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2nd European final under Levy. Don't forget to leave at half time on Sunday
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .
ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."
Positive early Senate GOP reaction to Trump pausing his own tariffs:

“Terrific,” says Ted Cruz.

“Relieved “ says Ron Johnson.

“Great leadership,” says Eric Schmitt.

Susan Collins says it’s not enough and Congress needs to retake its power to impose tariffs from the executive.
April 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he IS the first President smart enough to put economic sanctions on the United States.
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Old men will get Ange gone, supporters trust misery merchants will get to write one handed screeds about the board, everyone gets what they really want.
January 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Gotta say. The best thing about being a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club is that one day we all get to die
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Riley Leonard every other down tonight
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Extremely grateful to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for fully Skattebo-pilling me so I can enjoy this game to the degree that I have been. Shouting SKATTEBOOOOOO till my neighbors start to worry
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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If Spurs lose this game I swear to God I'm going to keep loving this team and root for them every single match
December 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
December 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Spurs throwing away a good lead with wildly reckless mistakes - so frustrating that people will blame Ange for this, but you can’t legislate for players pulling the pin on a grenade and then stuffing it down their own shorts
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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I will say it again -- Brennan Johnson truly is the Lionel Messi of Nacer Chadlis.
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Depressing number of people sharing screenshots of the torygraph and the daily fail today.
November 26, 2024 at 10:22 AM