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Jacob Presson
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atrupar.com
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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elderman.bsky.social
This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
An international incident
There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the ones that was big enough that we all had to know it had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the way back inside and there was another shooting going on. A real nasty one it looked like. It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway down again still. They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last month who had been in the National Guard a hundred years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get fired myself. I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to the ground to one-third mast and went back inside feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to care and then there was another shooting by the time I got to my desk. I went back outside again and lowered it further still. The next day I came in to work and you won’t believe what happened. Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario vis-à-vis the flag height and its approach to the soil. People inside were debating what the definition of a mass shooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time. Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game. Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the ground once more. Probably not worth remarking on what happened by the time I came in the next morning and the next one too and just between us I was running out of real estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian but there was some kid there instead who said in his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar and everything and went back out to the flagpole and started digging to give the flag some breathing room so it would never have to touch the ground which was considered poor form in the flag community. I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up. The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this rate. It was going to be a whole international incident. People were going to get shot over it.
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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lukesteuber.com
Everyone stop, this is important
A black and white drawing of three dachshunds arranged vertically, each holding a different optical illusion object in its mouth, and the dogs themselves drawn as if a single line optical illusion. The top dog holds a Penrose triangle, the middle dog holds a Necker cube, and the bottom dog holds a Penrose trident. The dogs’ bodies are elongated in an exaggerated cartoon style. The artwork is signed “@IndieTheIntrovert” in the bottom right corner.
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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hoaagie.bsky.social
It’s too early to be mad about Spurs business this window
Rockwell freedom of speech guy
July 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Jun 18
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
JD Vance V @JDVance Just set up my page on @bluesky, hope to see you guys there! un valive @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Follow Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you. States" supports this position). The implication of these arguments is that courts should defer to so-called expert con- There are several problems with appealing and deferring to the authority of the expert class. First, so-called experts have no license to countermand the "wisdom, fairness, or logic of legislative choices." FCC v. Beach Communications, Inc., 508 U. S. 307, 313 (1993). Second, contrary to the representations of the United States and the private plaintiffs there is no medical consensus on how best to treat gender dysphoria in children. Third, notwithstanding the alleged experts' view that young children can provide informed consent to irreversible sex-transition treatments, whether such consent is possible is a question of medical ethics that States must decide for themselves. Fourth, there are particularly good reasons to question the expert class here, as recent revelations suggest that leading voices in this area have relied on questionable evidence, and have allowed ide-logy to influence their medical guidand Taken together, this case serves as a useful reminder that the American people and their representatives are en- JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 47s To that end, I found Justice Thomas's concurrence on medical care for transgender youth quite illuminating. He argues that many of our so-called "experts" have used bad arguments anc substandard science to push experimental therapies on our youth. JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 46s I might add that many of those scientists are receiving substantial resources from big pharma to push these medicines on kids. What do you think?
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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janecoaston.bsky.social
Do not get fooled by QAnon for resistance folks.
hypoautonomic.bsky.social Hypoautonomic, BS @hypoautonomic.bsky.social · Jun 17
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.

This thread will dive into its activity.
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The Alt National Park Service account. 887 thousand followers. "The officla 'Resistance' team of the U.S. National Park Service. Our Website: www.ourparks.org
June 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Master and commander
June 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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skipjack.bsky.social
Arsenal sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Arsenal reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
May 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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steveemmo.bsky.social
2nd European final under Levy. Don't forget to leave at half time on Sunday
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .
ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."
sahilkapur.bsky.social Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · Apr 9
Positive early Senate GOP reaction to Trump pausing his own tariffs:

“Terrific,” says Ted Cruz.

“Relieved “ says Ron Johnson.

“Great leadership,” says Eric Schmitt.

Susan Collins says it’s not enough and Congress needs to retake its power to impose tariffs from the executive.
April 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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wendymolyneux.bsky.social
Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he IS the first President smart enough to put economic sanctions on the United States.
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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arkansasfred.bsky.social
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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skipjack.bsky.social
Old men will get Ange gone, supporters trust misery merchants will get to write one handed screeds about the board, everyone gets what they really want.
January 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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ididtheiggy.bsky.social
Gotta say. The best thing about being a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club is that one day we all get to die
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Riley Leonard every other down tonight
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social
Extremely grateful to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for fully Skattebo-pilling me so I can enjoy this game to the degree that I have been. Shouting SKATTEBOOOOOO till my neighbors start to worry
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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george-miller.org
If Spurs lose this game I swear to God I'm going to keep loving this team and root for them every single match
December 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social
Tottenham striker Dominik Solanke doing a pose from an anime I don’t know but it looks dope trust me
December 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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gregjenner.bsky.social
Spurs throwing away a good lead with wildly reckless mistakes - so frustrating that people will blame Ange for this, but you can’t legislate for players pulling the pin on a grenade and then stuffing it down their own shorts
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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cartilagefree.bsky.social
I will say it again -- Brennan Johnson truly is the Lionel Messi of Nacer Chadlis.
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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rigg.lgbt
Depressing number of people sharing screenshots of the torygraph and the daily fail today.
Don't make me tap the sign meme. The sign read: sharing right wing content by quoting or screenshotting to dunk does nothing to persuade right wingers they're wrong, but does spread their miserable hate- filled ideas to people who dont need our want to see them
November 26, 2024 at 10:22 AM