Hypoautonomic, BS
@hypoautonomic.bsky.social
Looking at misinformation, pseudoscience, and conspiracy theories. He/him.
The continuous assault on absurdist humor by the many clowns with microphones is unbearable
I think I fucked up
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The continuous assault on absurdist humor by the many clowns with microphones is unbearable
Reading the document with the new food pyramid only increases confusion.
“Prioritize oils with essential fatty acids, such as olive oil”
This makes me think they don’t know what an essential fatty acid is.
“Prioritize oils with essential fatty acids, such as olive oil”
This makes me think they don’t know what an essential fatty acid is.
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Reading the document with the new food pyramid only increases confusion.
“Prioritize oils with essential fatty acids, such as olive oil”
This makes me think they don’t know what an essential fatty acid is.
“Prioritize oils with essential fatty acids, such as olive oil”
This makes me think they don’t know what an essential fatty acid is.
this is the secret dietary guideline they don't want you to know about. it's been on the USDA website for may moons.
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
this is the secret dietary guideline they don't want you to know about. it's been on the USDA website for may moons.
boss: make me a MAHA dietary guideline that flips the food pyramid.
worker: dietary guidelines tell you the proportions of a diet, if you flip it you will be telling people to eat mostly salt and butter.
boss: we really need this thing flipped.
worker: I've made a food hierarchy that looks...
worker: dietary guidelines tell you the proportions of a diet, if you flip it you will be telling people to eat mostly salt and butter.
boss: we really need this thing flipped.
worker: I've made a food hierarchy that looks...
Putting a big steak and a hunk of cheese on the same nutritional level as carrots is pretty much what I’d expect from the Wellness Fascism movement I guess
This is all pretty meh and conventional (thankfully)
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
boss: make me a MAHA dietary guideline that flips the food pyramid.
worker: dietary guidelines tell you the proportions of a diet, if you flip it you will be telling people to eat mostly salt and butter.
boss: we really need this thing flipped.
worker: I've made a food hierarchy that looks...
worker: dietary guidelines tell you the proportions of a diet, if you flip it you will be telling people to eat mostly salt and butter.
boss: we really need this thing flipped.
worker: I've made a food hierarchy that looks...
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The resolution of microscopes has increased over 10,000 fold over the last 200 years.
It's allowed scientists to examine not only cells, but bacteria, then viruses, their protein structure, and, eventually, the individual atoms that comprise them.
It's allowed scientists to examine not only cells, but bacteria, then viruses, their protein structure, and, eventually, the individual atoms that comprise them.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The resolution of microscopes has increased over 10,000 fold over the last 200 years.
It's allowed scientists to examine not only cells, but bacteria, then viruses, their protein structure, and, eventually, the individual atoms that comprise them.
It's allowed scientists to examine not only cells, but bacteria, then viruses, their protein structure, and, eventually, the individual atoms that comprise them.
you can't make diet jokes about drinking natural unprocessed high-electrolyte, alkaline, probiotic, seawater anymore because someone is probably already being serious about it
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
you can't make diet jokes about drinking natural unprocessed high-electrolyte, alkaline, probiotic, seawater anymore because someone is probably already being serious about it
Take a journey to the White House YouTube
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Take a journey to the White House YouTube
classic monica gandhi stuff
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
classic monica gandhi stuff
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"Take his helmet off!"
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"Take his helmet off!"
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This is just RFK Jr.’s opening gambit. If he succeeds at this, he will continue to chip away at the vaccine schedule until there’s nothing left. His endgame is nothing less than the elimination of all vaccines.
The childhood immunization schedule affects the health & safety of millions of children. Changes of this magnitude require careful review, expert and public input, and clear scientific justification. That level of rigor and transparency was not part of this decision. spr.ly/63320ClpPO
AMA statement on changes to childhood vaccine schedule
The AMA is deeply concerned by recent changes to the childhood immunization schedule that affects the health and safety of millions of children.
spr.ly
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is just RFK Jr.’s opening gambit. If he succeeds at this, he will continue to chip away at the vaccine schedule until there’s nothing left. His endgame is nothing less than the elimination of all vaccines.
PEDANTRY UPDATE of january the 5th
food is addictive - no not really
ultra processed food is - no, indefensibly useless fad category
real food - thought terminating cliche
food is addictive - no not really
ultra processed food is - no, indefensibly useless fad category
real food - thought terminating cliche
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
PEDANTRY UPDATE of january the 5th
food is addictive - no not really
ultra processed food is - no, indefensibly useless fad category
real food - thought terminating cliche
food is addictive - no not really
ultra processed food is - no, indefensibly useless fad category
real food - thought terminating cliche
Thinking about this video from 2016 that shows bits of trump vlog where he mentioned taking oil as one of his humanitarian ideas youtu.be/Fy-k3cVe3Wc?...
Why Does Nobody Know About Trump's Vlog
YouTube video by Cracked
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Thinking about this video from 2016 that shows bits of trump vlog where he mentioned taking oil as one of his humanitarian ideas youtu.be/Fy-k3cVe3Wc?...
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I’m almost 100% certain this is BS. I can’t find anything about it on Politico’s site; I can’t find any reference to a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who work for Politico anywhere (that doesn’t refer to this story); the screenshots are missing a date/time; the writers’ names are in the wrong place.
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’m almost 100% certain this is BS. I can’t find anything about it on Politico’s site; I can’t find any reference to a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who work for Politico anywhere (that doesn’t refer to this story); the screenshots are missing a date/time; the writers’ names are in the wrong place.
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
![@DHSgov on X: The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
[Image of a beach] America after 100 million deportations](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreiccvipzc5mayvbrzoo3cxhkp2iayuhphh4grk6lziqajuk7d2leee@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
I like to tell normies in real life things the NIH director said
NIH director nominee's calm understanding of history in the middle of massive pandemic:
BLM protests were actually subliminated rage against living abnormally in 2020 in any way and I can't understand why we are treating people as if they could be infected
thesevanpodcast.com/jay-bhattach...
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BLM protests were actually subliminated rage against living abnormally in 2020 in any way and I can't understand why we are treating people as if they could be infected
thesevanpodcast.com/jay-bhattach...
2/2
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I like to tell normies in real life things the NIH director said
I deleted a post where I said objective when I meant unbiased. It was like ten days ago but I can’t get over it 😠
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I deleted a post where I said objective when I meant unbiased. It was like ten days ago but I can’t get over it 😠
Omg
The nyt has had a de facto ban on hiring/assigning trans journalists to cover trans issues. It’s been true for at least five years.
It’s the exemplification of bigotry. Our being trans automatically disqualifies us from being involved in coverage that is all about us.
It’s the exemplification of bigotry. Our being trans automatically disqualifies us from being involved in coverage that is all about us.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Omg
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"The reality that Bhattacharya elides in his standard protests ... is that the terminated research is not only not dangerous, it has obvious scientific value."
Jay & Matt hope you watch their incredible pushup form instead of the $500M they gave themselves based on work that is definitively “dangerous gain-of-function” (DGOF) research. They also terminated grants doing similar work for being DGOF.
Hypocrites
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Hypocrites
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Workouts From the Cringe
Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"The reality that Bhattacharya elides in his standard protests ... is that the terminated research is not only not dangerous, it has obvious scientific value."
All the press had to do every election year was ask him about groceries
Trump, a silver spoon nepo baby that received a “small loan of a million dollars” from his dad to start his business, has publicly expressed wonder at the word “groceries” for more than a year now.
“Who uses the word?” Trump told Meet the Press with a straight face.
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“Who uses the word?” Trump told Meet the Press with a straight face.
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Cognitive Decline? These Were Trump’s 11 Most Senile Moments This Year
When Donald Trump wasn’t busy falling asleep in front of the cameras, he spent his first year in office struggling to form coherent thoughts.
trib.al
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All the press had to do every election year was ask him about groceries
Doing my own holiday research on how cable television goblins are parasitizing our elderly folk
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Doing my own holiday research on how cable television goblins are parasitizing our elderly folk
First they came for Imran
A judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration from detaining Imran Ahmed. He’s a British-born researcher who focuses on countering online hate and misinformation, but the administration accuses him of trying to censor viewpoints he doesn’t agree with. https://to.pbs.org/4qmlC9m
Imran Ahmed on Trump's threat to deport him over 'censorship' for countering online hate
A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from detaining or deporting Imran Ahmed. He’s a British-born researcher who focuses on countering online hate and misinformation, but t...
to.pbs.org
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
First they came for Imran
America Last
‘The “brain drain” from America has already begun: the best and brightest are increasingly unlikely to stay here or even choose science as a career in this uncertain research landscape’
www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/seco...
‘The “brain drain” from America has already begun: the best and brightest are increasingly unlikely to stay here or even choose science as a career in this uncertain research landscape’
www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/seco...
Opinion | Dismantling the American Research Enterprise
The government's self-sabotage could not come at a worse time
www.medpagetoday.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
America Last
‘The “brain drain” from America has already begun: the best and brightest are increasingly unlikely to stay here or even choose science as a career in this uncertain research landscape’
www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/seco...
‘The “brain drain” from America has already begun: the best and brightest are increasingly unlikely to stay here or even choose science as a career in this uncertain research landscape’
www.medpagetoday.com/opinion/seco...