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Blue Jays fans looking at that Anthony Santander contract
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What movie moment made you exclaim

THIS IS CINEMA
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
All ice dancers should be in a relationship with each other or cheating on their significant others with each other.
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Going back in time to Nov. 1, 2025 to tell us all on here that we signed Pete Alonso for $150M and that our TOR additions are Shane Baz and Chris Bassit. Also that Grayson Rodriguez is an Angel. It would be like giving a Victorian child a hot Cheeto.
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Signing Bassit is disappointing in the broader view of the offseason but still makes the team better so yay
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Ferrari (2023)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Next Forest manager
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Our transformation into Everton is about to be complete
🚨🌳 BREAKING: Sean Dyche has been sacked by Nottingham Forest with immediate effect. #NFFC fire the coach after 4 months in charge.
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Going to a Super Bowl parade in 2026 and complaining no one is masked. This app is home to the weakest nerds ever born.
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Every and any romantic pairing on community
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I understand every day is a crisis in birdland on here but Alonso sure seems like the guy we’ve been dying to have in this clubhouse for years.
Pete Alonso’s favorite thing to yell, judging off two at-bats: “No one plays there.”

A seeing-eye grounder from Dylan Beavers and a oppo-liner from Jeremiah Jackson earned Alonso’s praise for eluding the non-existent defenders.

Immediately noticeable: Alonso is a vocal guy
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
A full calendar year of being totally unwatchable the league. There’s only one Hotspur.
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Lesson learned for me at least
Thomas Frank at Tottenham: another manager who has previously done well with direct football struggling to adjust to the demands of a bigger club. It basically never works, and clubs should probably stop trying it.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
Thomas Frank’s dreadful Spurs spell is latest example that managers simply can’t change style
Tottenham's decision to sack Thomas Frank isn't just bad news for Thomas Frank, it's bad news for managers like him too...
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Anyone got advice for night terrors?
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Refreshing for news of Frank’s firing like
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You know what? Fine.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Mike Elias sign a pitcher so I can stop thinking about spurs
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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well well well its not so easy to find football execs that don’t suck shit, huh?
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Yourself as a cartoon
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I know they’re a couple but man this guy isn’t picking up what she’s laying down. youtu.be/lP9V7_fevgQ?...
Huw Montague Rendall & Elisabeth Boudreault sing "Pa-Pa-Pa-Papagena" (Mozart: Die Zauberflöte)
YouTube video by Warner Classics
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February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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"The NIGHTMARE scenario has long gone something like this: If [big leap of logic] occurs, & [second leap of logic], then [third big leap of logic], they could order [huge leap of logic], which would logically lead to [leap of logic the size of Jupiter]."
Over the past three weeks, the "nightmare scenario" for November's midterms has grown more plausible www.vox.com/politics/478...
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM