Ice Machine
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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
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Ice Machine
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· Aug 3
I knew I love Fernando Botero because he created a whole alternate world in the most intricate possible way. But I’m just now realizing I love him more bc Pablo Escobar doesn’t get to live in that world: he only gets to die in it.
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I wish that the Joliet Slammers were an affiliated minor league team for one of the Chicago teams just so that whenever a prospect got called up from there, he could be introduced as, “A recent graduate from the charm school in Joliet.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I wish that the Joliet Slammers were an affiliated minor league team for one of the Chicago teams just so that whenever a prospect got called up from there, he could be introduced as, “A recent graduate from the charm school in Joliet.”
I’m forced to ask why Don Lemon didn’t simply bite the dicks of all the ICE guys?
CNN's Don Lemon: If Bill Cosby Rapes You, Just Bite His Dick
NOTE: Just so you know, we're going to talk about dick-biting.
www.wonkette.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m forced to ask why Don Lemon didn’t simply bite the dicks of all the ICE guys?
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On this day: Jan. 29, 1982. The Replacements played a Mpls party. Terry Katzman was doing the sound & recording the show. The police entered the party, stating: “Hello, this is the Minneapolis Police. The party is over…”
@chrissteller.bsky.social
@chrissteller.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
On this day: Jan. 29, 1982. The Replacements played a Mpls party. Terry Katzman was doing the sound & recording the show. The police entered the party, stating: “Hello, this is the Minneapolis Police. The party is over…”
@chrissteller.bsky.social
@chrissteller.bsky.social
Sold 90% of my stocks throughout this month and the four I’m still holding are up today. Feeling like a financial genius right now.
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Sold 90% of my stocks throughout this month and the four I’m still holding are up today. Feeling like a financial genius right now.
When IT happens champagne in the fridge is nice but I think the move is to go straight to the nearest bar, throw down a credit card and ring that bell with a round for the house.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
When IT happens champagne in the fridge is nice but I think the move is to go straight to the nearest bar, throw down a credit card and ring that bell with a round for the house.
Been seeing a lot of posts like this and I’m sorry but Miller isn’t going anywhere unless and until it’s prison. Even if he were forced out he becomes the top person on the Vance campaign. There’s any number of senators who would make him chief of staff in their offices.
Impeaching Noem makes Miller’s departure more likely. You can’t tell the story of Noem’s lawlessness without implicating Miller.
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Been seeing a lot of posts like this and I’m sorry but Miller isn’t going anywhere unless and until it’s prison. Even if he were forced out he becomes the top person on the Vance campaign. There’s any number of senators who would make him chief of staff in their offices.
MILF Tuesdays with Tony Dokoupil. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
MILF Tuesdays with Tony Dokoupil. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
The pope should formally excommunicate JD Vance while he’s in Italy at the Olympics. Just really embarrass his ass on the biggest global stage.
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The pope should formally excommunicate JD Vance while he’s in Italy at the Olympics. Just really embarrass his ass on the biggest global stage.
Looking forward to casting my first ballot as a Florida voter for Alexander Vindman for senate. Better days ahead. Let’s go.
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Looking forward to casting my first ballot as a Florida voter for Alexander Vindman for senate. Better days ahead. Let’s go.
Imagine saying this nonsense when Ichiro was on your team. Lord.
The top six players in Mariners history are pretty interchangeable, as we laid out on Monday’s podcast
You can make a solid case for any one of these guys being No. 1⬇️
You can make a solid case for any one of these guys being No. 1⬇️
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Imagine saying this nonsense when Ichiro was on your team. Lord.
Also probably a large number of them will do a bunch of sexual assaults while they are there.
Trump is so damn
America First
He is sending ICE agents
Who’s salaries we pay
To Italy
A trip we will pay for
To work security
At the Olympics
America First
He is sending ICE agents
Who’s salaries we pay
To Italy
A trip we will pay for
To work security
At the Olympics
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Also probably a large number of them will do a bunch of sexual assaults while they are there.
I didn’t realize this was a rule. I think it adds something to the game.
Although it doesn’t add as much as two guys who hate each other’s guts.
Although it doesn’t add as much as two guys who hate each other’s guts.
MLB Rule Book: "Players of opposing teams shall not fraternize at any time while in uniform."
Ketel Marte 👇😂
Ketel Marte 👇😂
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I didn’t realize this was a rule. I think it adds something to the game.
Although it doesn’t add as much as two guys who hate each other’s guts.
Although it doesn’t add as much as two guys who hate each other’s guts.
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if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
Dude on here with a hammer and sickle in bio and tons of posts shitting on liberals: ‘come to my dive bar DJ night.’
Liberals: putting their lives on the line to get ICE out of their city.
Bluski Leftists are fucking children I swear.
Liberals: putting their lives on the line to get ICE out of their city.
Bluski Leftists are fucking children I swear.
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Dude on here with a hammer and sickle in bio and tons of posts shitting on liberals: ‘come to my dive bar DJ night.’
Liberals: putting their lives on the line to get ICE out of their city.
Bluski Leftists are fucking children I swear.
Liberals: putting their lives on the line to get ICE out of their city.
Bluski Leftists are fucking children I swear.
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Also, uh, we have more than 100,000 people registered for this ICE watch training tonight. Largest training of it type in history by a long shot. Please join if you've not be trained yet, and share to friends/fam/neighbors!
I recorded this week's newsletter in case you want to watch instead of read. Are we pro or anti Gadsden flag hat? On the one hand, I like reclaiming it. On the other hand, it's hard for me to shake my visceral response to it from the Tea Party days. ezralevin.substack.com/p/how-to-mak...
How to make political violence backfire
Watch now | Indivisible's weekly newsletter with analysis and action
ezralevin.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Also, uh, we have more than 100,000 people registered for this ICE watch training tonight. Largest training of it type in history by a long shot. Please join if you've not be trained yet, and share to friends/fam/neighbors!
Very nice of Bovino to get in front of a microphone and confess to a bunch of crimes on camera.
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Very nice of Bovino to get in front of a microphone and confess to a bunch of crimes on camera.
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pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor:
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor:
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
🎶 Señor Plow no es macho y parece un borracho…🎶
a cartoon character says wow linda ronstadt while holding a bat .
ALT: a cartoon character says wow linda ronstadt while holding a bat .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
🎶 Señor Plow no es macho y parece un borracho…🎶
If Tim Walz has the courage to hand Tom Homan $50,000 in a Culver’s bag this all ends today.
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If Tim Walz has the courage to hand Tom Homan $50,000 in a Culver’s bag this all ends today.
If you’re even sort of thinking about air tags, which are great, jump on this. It’s rare that the tech gets better and the price stays the same. www.techmeme.com/260126/p21#a...
Apple unveils a second-gen AirTag with an updated speaker and the same second-gen Ultra Wideband chip as in the iPhone 17, costing $29 for one and $99 for four
By Ryan Christoffel / 9to5Mac. View the full context on Techmeme.
www.techmeme.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
If you’re even sort of thinking about air tags, which are great, jump on this. It’s rare that the tech gets better and the price stays the same. www.techmeme.com/260126/p21#a...
We’re about a week away from ICE donning vests to brutalize people for fun.
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
We’re about a week away from ICE donning vests to brutalize people for fun.
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Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.
🤡🤡🤡🔵🟠🔵🟠
Craig Kimbrel agrees to Mets deal. Minors deal with MLB camp invite.
January 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
🤡🤡🤡🔵🟠🔵🟠
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Turns out that post quoting Fetterman seems to be bullshit. Be careful who you trust. Just because someone has "journalist" in their bio doesn't mean they are one. (Also a real reporter calls themself a reporter. "Journalist" is worryingly pompous.)
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Turns out that post quoting Fetterman seems to be bullshit. Be careful who you trust. Just because someone has "journalist" in their bio doesn't mean they are one. (Also a real reporter calls themself a reporter. "Journalist" is worryingly pompous.)
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It’s obvious now that there is a general order from above, they are using kids as bait.
They are using kids as bait. @vanhollen.senate.gov
THEY ARE USING KIDS
AS
BAIT
They are using kids as bait. @vanhollen.senate.gov
THEY ARE USING KIDS
AS
BAIT
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s obvious now that there is a general order from above, they are using kids as bait.
They are using kids as bait. @vanhollen.senate.gov
THEY ARE USING KIDS
AS
BAIT
They are using kids as bait. @vanhollen.senate.gov
THEY ARE USING KIDS
AS
BAIT