Possibly A Duck
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Rachel RC | Baltimore, MD
כִּי־קָרוֹב אֵלֶיךָ הַדָּבָר מְאֹד בְּפִיךָ וּבִלְבָבְךָ לַעֲשֹׂתוֹ
Rachel RC | Baltimore, MD
כִּי־קָרוֹב אֵלֶיךָ הַדָּבָר מְאֹד בְּפִיךָ וּבִלְבָבְךָ לַעֲשֹׂתוֹ
COSIGN
Here's the thing about ducks: they're underrated.
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
COSIGN
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C'mon folks, just pay the deer what they are worth so they can get back to work.
Light Rail Alert: Trains are single tracking between Falls Road and Cold Spring Lane due to Deer Strike. Expect delays in both directions.
https://mta.maryland.gov/service-alerts/25290
https://mta.maryland.gov/service-alerts/25290
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
C'mon folks, just pay the deer what they are worth so they can get back to work.
States legalizing MAID before they make healthcare, housing, and accommodations universal is a deeply irresponsible policy that promotes killing disabled people over meeting needs. If the choice is between a life without supports or MAID, then this is just states pressuring disabled people to die
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When Yaakov awakens from his dream, visions of the angels going up and down the ladder fading behind his eyelids, he exclaims to himself in wonder: "G-d is in this place, and I did not know it!" 1/
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When Yaakov awakens from his dream, visions of the angels going up and down the ladder fading behind his eyelids, he exclaims to himself in wonder: "G-d is in this place, and I did not know it!" 1/
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Rabban Gamaliel: I'm looking for a rabbi who disagrees with me
Rabbi Yehoshua: done
Rabban Gamaliel: great I also need a blacksmith
Rabbi Yehoshua: dude you're not gonna believe this
Rabbi Yehoshua: done
Rabban Gamaliel: great I also need a blacksmith
Rabbi Yehoshua: dude you're not gonna believe this
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Rabban Gamaliel: I'm looking for a rabbi who disagrees with me
Rabbi Yehoshua: done
Rabban Gamaliel: great I also need a blacksmith
Rabbi Yehoshua: dude you're not gonna believe this
Rabbi Yehoshua: done
Rabban Gamaliel: great I also need a blacksmith
Rabbi Yehoshua: dude you're not gonna believe this
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BREAKING: REAGAN REMAINS UPSET IN HELL
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
BREAKING: REAGAN REMAINS UPSET IN HELL
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I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment
thrilled for her
thrilled for her
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment
thrilled for her
thrilled for her
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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I can relate to Adam, the first man, on a deeply personal level because I too instantly blame myself when things start going wrong around me
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I can relate to Adam, the first man, on a deeply personal level because I too instantly blame myself when things start going wrong around me
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I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
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I feel like this would be an excellent time to remind everyone about the giant frog who taught Rabbi Hanina Torah.
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I feel like this would be an excellent time to remind everyone about the giant frog who taught Rabbi Hanina Torah.
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I relate to Jonah very personally because I too would like to be thrown overboard whenever I mildly inconvenience someone
August 13, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I relate to Jonah very personally because I too would like to be thrown overboard whenever I mildly inconvenience someone
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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...what exactly does she think happened during the Spanish Inquisition
August 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
...what exactly does she think happened during the Spanish Inquisition
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“I asked chatgpt”,” “I asked grok,” well I asked Shammai to teach me all of the Torah while standing on one foot and he chased me away with his builder’s cubit??
“I asked chatgpt”,” “I asked grok,” well I asked the sages about the halacha of a chick standing with one leg within 50 cubits from the dovecote and one leg beyon 50 cubits. They did not laugh
July 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“I asked chatgpt”,” “I asked grok,” well I asked Shammai to teach me all of the Torah while standing on one foot and he chased me away with his builder’s cubit??
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shoutout to the *checks notes* one person who apparently lives alone in a gigantic shipyard in Brooklyn and voted for Brad Lander to make the map look weird
June 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
shoutout to the *checks notes* one person who apparently lives alone in a gigantic shipyard in Brooklyn and voted for Brad Lander to make the map look weird
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