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Bingo Bumfudge
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This time I’m wearing a tin helmet.
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bingobumfudge.bsky.social
If you’re a fan of Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake or Jeff Mangum might I suggest you give this debut album from Jacob Alon a spin? Maybe give it a go even if you’re not. Lovely stuff.
Album cover art for ‘In Limerance’ by Jacob Alon
May 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
November 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Bañana
Cartoon of a man sitting in front of an empty plate, looking glumly at his watch. Caption: Bañana - the banana that never comes
February 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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mrchrisaddison.bsky.social
Democracy dies in dickness.
Elon Musk and bunch of other cunts at Trump's inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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countbinface.bsky.social
The Gulf of America 👇
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
bingobumfudge.bsky.social
Remember children…
January 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
The next 4 years in the USA, summed up in a single image:
January 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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jondrake.bsky.social
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
felt coot, might delete later
A coot made of felt.
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
the plot thickens! bsky.app/profile/astr...
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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orkneylibrary.bsky.social
The struggle is real.

LIKE if you're finished already
REPOST if you're working until Christmas Eve

(Also if you're working Christmas Day then you deserve ALL the likes)
A black and white Archive photograph of a woman sitting casually with a glass of wine while a small dog stares at the camera. The woman is labelled 'Finished for Christmas already' while the dog is labelled 'Working until Christmas Eve'
December 23, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Fun fact: reading silently is a recent invention in the West, Romans didn't know how to do it, it took until the late Middle Ages for Europeans to generally figure it out.
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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pastpostcard.bsky.social
Lyn fell in the dustbin trying to get a shuttlecock off the roof.
December 20, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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weirdmedieval.bsky.social
my beautiful book is still only £13.59 on amazon and you can still get it in time for christmas!! woohoo what a deal!! please do grab a copy if you love this account....it's like this but as a book!

www.amazon.co.uk/Weird-Mediev...
December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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franticplanet.bsky.social
(to the tune of Adam Ant's Prince Charming)

Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
Chinese spy and dining with a paedo
Christmas dinner
Christmas dinner
Some turkey drummers
Wanking over Baywatch
Ginger satirist Richard Stilgoe at the piano singing a whimsical song through his beard
December 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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riffraff1971.bsky.social
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December 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
Cartoon. On the left a man with his legs slightly apart, hands on hips. He’s not wearing a top (although that’s not a relevant detail). Underneath is written Monday. On the right the same man with his arms out. Perched all over him are 24 little owls. Below him is written Tuesday. Caption: WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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pastpostcard.bsky.social
1. Horse is ill
2. Dog on heat (5th week) & has cut paw
3. Mother is ill
4. Nigel does not understand
5. Frozen pipes
6. Selling house & property. Will explain later.
December 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
We’re investigating the disappearance of a large number of mice in this area. You match the description of someone who we’d like to talk to.
December 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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arfmeasures.bsky.social
Doctor: do you exercise?

Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks

Doctor:

Me: cronchies

Doctor: I'm gonna put no

Me: ok
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
So great to be back here on twitter. The people on the other place are absolute twats.
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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perfectsweeties.bsky.social
barber: great here comes the guy who always gets gum stuck in his hair

me: [pushing the “pull” door so hard the glass shatters] hey trevor i put a hat on today and you would not believe how stuck it is
May 6, 2023 at 10:50 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
The worst thing about being homeschooled was Sex Ed
class
a man and a woman each have one half of the same banana in their mouths
December 2, 2024 at 5:32 PM