Bill, ffs
billjustbill.bsky.social
Bill, ffs
@billjustbill.bsky.social
Working Person. Trains and such.
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help i fell down a well and i've decided to stay
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We used to be a proper country
In the 1960's the CIA did an experiment where they tried to reverse toilet training, the goal was to get an adult to be able to casually shit themselves with the ease of a baby.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy happy birthday to our dear @elenizarro.bsky.social

One of my proudest moments was a mutual friend telling me “ELeni thinks you’re funny”

It’s been pretty much downhill since

Happy day, Ellie Girl
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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You have one job
Sean Duffy: "I can't guarantee safety"
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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some tech bro is gonna be like "disrupt the way u toilet" and the next day eleven people are crammed into an outhouse and sent to the moon
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Me: (on a road trip in the family Dragula) STOP SLAMMING IN THE BACK, ROB
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Camper
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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We need work requirements for Congress.
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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*using a Sharpie to write “Juicy” on the ass of my cargo shorts*
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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If you like my work, please share and subscribe. I'm trying to override a variety of shadowbans and broken algorithms. Thank you!
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Facebook t-shirts say shit like

Im a
FEBRUARY GUY
I drive a
FORKLIFT
and I can totally
MAKE MY WIFE CUM
dont mess with me because
I HAVE LOST CUSTODY
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Exactly how I landed the current job
Gonna wear my jorts with Sassy Bitch bedazzled on the ass when I go job hunting this week.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Good morning! You feel like you’re going crazy because their attempts to bludgeon you into submission with weaponized unreality aren’t working on you.

Keep it up. You’re doing great.
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Important update
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Teef
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
O to be a place of rest for a little dude
My friend took this picture and I think people need to see it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My friend took this picture and I think people need to see it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who up who telling theyself little stories about who they’d like to be
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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My last batch sold out (yayyy!) so I ordered more since they came out great and they’re fun 🐌💕

DM me if ya wanna order some cute/weird snail stickers and support your local (or not local) artsy friend from the internet! 🎉
Ya’ll! I’m making 3”x3” vinyl sticker prints of this lil guy for under $5. I’m not sure how many to order, but the more I order the cheaper the cost. If you’d want a sknail sticker, let me know in comments or dm me :)
September 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Sometimes if I can’t find a way to be kind to myself, I look around at the friends and people who choose to have me around and think “I really can’t be that bad if this is the company I keep. Because they’re fucking awesome”
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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pavlov: my hair is so dry

dog: should have conditioned it
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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White people love a reenactment
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM