Joseph Galbo
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
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For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
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Joseph Galbo
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Sorry if I don't engage with your political posts. It's not that I don't see them or don't care. It's just that the hatch act is real for people like me.
When you're the only kid in Elsa ears building a lightsaber.
February 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
When you're the only kid in Elsa ears building a lightsaber.
Every day we've encountered a theme park guest who really goes above and beyond. Yesterday it was guy who wouldn't follow simple directions about where to stand in line and ended up getting himself sent further back than he would have if he'd just done what he was asked.
February 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Every day we've encountered a theme park guest who really goes above and beyond. Yesterday it was guy who wouldn't follow simple directions about where to stand in line and ended up getting himself sent further back than he would have if he'd just done what he was asked.
I don't need to give big theme park any more kudos than it gets from its millions of adoring fans, but they really have perfected the customer service part of this place to a point where it's actually embarrassing for all other organizations.
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I don't need to give big theme park any more kudos than it gets from its millions of adoring fans, but they really have perfected the customer service part of this place to a point where it's actually embarrassing for all other organizations.
Worst rides at Disney so far according to my 7y/o:
Haunted Mansion (why is everything dead)
Space Mountain (the most terrifying experience of her life)
Guardians of the Galaxy (eyes closed the whole time)
Haunted Mansion (why is everything dead)
Space Mountain (the most terrifying experience of her life)
Guardians of the Galaxy (eyes closed the whole time)
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Worst rides at Disney so far according to my 7y/o:
Haunted Mansion (why is everything dead)
Space Mountain (the most terrifying experience of her life)
Guardians of the Galaxy (eyes closed the whole time)
Haunted Mansion (why is everything dead)
Space Mountain (the most terrifying experience of her life)
Guardians of the Galaxy (eyes closed the whole time)
Cathedrals everywhere for those who build roller-coasters, as they say.
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Cathedrals everywhere for those who build roller-coasters, as they say.
Sharing a two-person theme park ride with a stranger is so intimate. This man was nobody to me moments ago and now he is my brother in Tron.
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Sharing a two-person theme park ride with a stranger is so intimate. This man was nobody to me moments ago and now he is my brother in Tron.
Off on vacation having the best time with my family. They're all just out of frame, having the best time too.
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Off on vacation having the best time with my family. They're all just out of frame, having the best time too.
Exclaiming "EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR FIX" at 7AM in line at the airport coffee shop to assert dominance.
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Exclaiming "EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR FIX" at 7AM in line at the airport coffee shop to assert dominance.
My most ridiculous vacation purchase has to be the new car battery I bought because I am certain the one in my car will be dead when we get home.
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My most ridiculous vacation purchase has to be the new car battery I bought because I am certain the one in my car will be dead when we get home.
If the app update takes too long - what are they hiding.
If the app update doesn't take long enough - what are they hiding.
If the app update doesn't take long enough - what are they hiding.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
If the app update takes too long - what are they hiding.
If the app update doesn't take long enough - what are they hiding.
If the app update doesn't take long enough - what are they hiding.
Hey! That's my emotional support stupid MGS4.
I'm so happy a new generation gets to experience how fuckin' stupid MGS4 is.
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Hey! That's my emotional support stupid MGS4.
The thing they don't tell you about being a class parent is that you will keep the craft store economy healthy and thriving.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The thing they don't tell you about being a class parent is that you will keep the craft store economy healthy and thriving.
Just saw another hot coffee injury related to a fast food establishment and I feel like at this point it be worth the time and money to develop a disposable coffee cup with a screw top lid.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Just saw another hot coffee injury related to a fast food establishment and I feel like at this point it be worth the time and money to develop a disposable coffee cup with a screw top lid.
To All the AI Girls I Blocked on Bluesky
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
To All the AI Girls I Blocked on Bluesky
A bit ironic that my kid is kind of a clutz. In her hands a tape measure is as dangerous as a hack saw.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
A bit ironic that my kid is kind of a clutz. In her hands a tape measure is as dangerous as a hack saw.
First time watching the Unrivaled 1v1 tournament and it was 🔥
Veronica Burton has a Valkyries moment after her big win and no one is more fired up than Kate Martin.
#Valkyries #GSV #Unrivaled
#Valkyries #GSV #Unrivaled
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
First time watching the Unrivaled 1v1 tournament and it was 🔥
If you need a song that is devastating and beautiful this February morning.
"I still pretend you're only out of sight. In another room, smiling at your phone. I still pretend."
youtu.be/DCqS9hypp8o?...
"I still pretend you're only out of sight. In another room, smiling at your phone. I still pretend."
youtu.be/DCqS9hypp8o?...
alt-J - Get Better (Official Audio)
YouTube video by alt-J
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
If you need a song that is devastating and beautiful this February morning.
"I still pretend you're only out of sight. In another room, smiling at your phone. I still pretend."
youtu.be/DCqS9hypp8o?...
"I still pretend you're only out of sight. In another room, smiling at your phone. I still pretend."
youtu.be/DCqS9hypp8o?...
One of you is ready to live mas
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
One of you is ready to live mas
Kind of interesting that you don't see more fictional fantasy sports inspired by winter Olympic sports.
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Kind of interesting that you don't see more fictional fantasy sports inspired by winter Olympic sports.
Given the track record of Braly and Sugar there's zero percent chance this wouldn't have been profitable.
Sony, the company that sold 'KPop Demon Hunters' for a song, has scrapped a Thai folklore-inspired feature from 'Amphibia' creator Matt Braly and 'Steven Universe' creator Rebecca Sugar two years into development, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
Sony Scraps Thai Folklore Feature From Matt Braly, Rebeca Sugar
After two years in development, Sony has pulled the plug on the culturally rooted animated feature, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Given the track record of Braly and Sugar there's zero percent chance this wouldn't have been profitable.
Never watched past Michael leaving the show. For me, that will always be the last episode of the office.
honestly? these two. the later seasons were so depressing, what do you mean he bought a house without telling you. get a divorce
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Never watched past Michael leaving the show. For me, that will always be the last episode of the office.
Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Opening shot of Ep. 4 is fabulous.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Opening shot of Ep. 4 is fabulous.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
My kid ran out of normal shows and is now watching Odd Squad. I try to keep up with her recaps, but Odd Squad lore is deeper than I was expecting.
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My kid ran out of normal shows and is now watching Odd Squad. I try to keep up with her recaps, but Odd Squad lore is deeper than I was expecting.
It's really a shame no other horror authors exist. We just have this one whith a finite amount of books we can adapt endlessly.
Mike Flanagan will write and direct a new film adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘The Mist’ for Warner Bros
It follows a group of people locked in a grocery store after a mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures
It follows a group of people locked in a grocery store after a mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
It's really a shame no other horror authors exist. We just have this one whith a finite amount of books we can adapt endlessly.