Joseph Galbo (turkeywolf)
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
Tirelessly. In anonymity. Against all odds.
For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
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Sorry if I don't engage with your political posts. It's not that I don't see them or don't care. It's just that the hatch act is real for people like me.
I'm never gonna use an AI generator to make my own TV shows. I want my shows made the old fashioned way - crews of tired, stressed people fueled by passion and caffeine sweating details no one will notice while forging deep personal connections with one another that will last a lifetime or not.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm never gonna use an AI generator to make my own TV shows. I want my shows made the old fashioned way - crews of tired, stressed people fueled by passion and caffeine sweating details no one will notice while forging deep personal connections with one another that will last a lifetime or not.
My dog loves face rubs. Just full, open palm, rubbing her entire face eyes and all. Is this normal. Should I be concerned.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My dog loves face rubs. Just full, open palm, rubbing her entire face eyes and all. Is this normal. Should I be concerned.
Rewatching Super 8 for the first time in probably 15 years or something, and Fanning is the best actor in this movie, bar none.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Rewatching Super 8 for the first time in probably 15 years or something, and Fanning is the best actor in this movie, bar none.
I take it back give us the dislike button.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I take it back give us the dislike button.
S1 was fun. Let's see what they can do with more time.
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
S1 was fun. Let's see what they can do with more time.
Texting my college buddy who works for TSA that if he doesn't give me half of his $10k bonus, I'm coming to his house and putting everything that's in his fridge in the freezer and everything that's in the freezer in the fridge.
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Texting my college buddy who works for TSA that if he doesn't give me half of his $10k bonus, I'm coming to his house and putting everything that's in his fridge in the freezer and everything that's in the freezer in the fridge.
Let me tell ya, I might just keep not spending money.
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Let me tell ya, I might just keep not spending money.
It's true.
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's true.
I love my steam deck so the odds of me throwing money at the steam machine and its cousins are very good.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I love my steam deck so the odds of me throwing money at the steam machine and its cousins are very good.
There are so many Adventure Time episodes.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There are so many Adventure Time episodes.
My unyielding love for humanity in direct conflict with having to read people's thoughts.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My unyielding love for humanity in direct conflict with having to read people's thoughts.
Stop creating meme coins and start overcharging me for services like a real man.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Stop creating meme coins and start overcharging me for services like a real man.
If I could, my resume would just be a hyperlink to me doing this.
This morning’s swordplay.
The joy of learning something new (and on your own) is permission to just focus on how something sounds and feels.
I’m a sensory person. I find the sound of wind, metal quite satisfying, and meditative in the morning. #jian #straightsword
The joy of learning something new (and on your own) is permission to just focus on how something sounds and feels.
I’m a sensory person. I find the sound of wind, metal quite satisfying, and meditative in the morning. #jian #straightsword
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I could, my resume would just be a hyperlink to me doing this.
By the time I am retirement eligible (lmao) you'll just put your government ID into a vending machine and it'll spit out a receipt that says, "Thank you for your service!"
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
OPM’s retirement backlog skyrockets as deferred resignees begin offboarding
The federal government’s dedicated HR agency is sitting on the most pending retirement applications since the COVID-19 pandemic.
www.govexec.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
By the time I am retirement eligible (lmao) you'll just put your government ID into a vending machine and it'll spit out a receipt that says, "Thank you for your service!"
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
Imagining the James Bond fan who watched all of the movies as happening to the same guy across the decades.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Imagining the James Bond fan who watched all of the movies as happening to the same guy across the decades.
All other things aside, good PR people would have helped her manage the past few months much better. Working in comms for so long it's interesting how you learn to see the train wreck coming. When she was posting vaca pics on insta at the height of the jeans discourse I knew she was in trouble.
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
All other things aside, good PR people would have helped her manage the past few months much better. Working in comms for so long it's interesting how you learn to see the train wreck coming. When she was posting vaca pics on insta at the height of the jeans discourse I knew she was in trouble.
You know your kid's teacher has good classroom management when the rules come home. Helping with math homework tonight and my kid said, "6 or 7" and stopped mid thought to go, "Oh, no. I said it."
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You know your kid's teacher has good classroom management when the rules come home. Helping with math homework tonight and my kid said, "6 or 7" and stopped mid thought to go, "Oh, no. I said it."
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by Punch Brothers - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Getty Museum did a cool thing and made a lot more images available through creative commons. I'll be using these images in a personal and professional capacity soon enough.
www.getty.edu/news/downloa...
www.getty.edu/news/downloa...
Download, Edit, and Print Your Favorite Getty Artwork for Free | Getty News
Getty expands access to collection images under CC0
www.getty.edu
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Getty Museum did a cool thing and made a lot more images available through creative commons. I'll be using these images in a personal and professional capacity soon enough.
www.getty.edu/news/downloa...
www.getty.edu/news/downloa...
Imagine this happening on top of the family pet or a kid and that is my nightmare.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine this happening on top of the family pet or a kid and that is my nightmare.
Joy
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Joy
"Oh, he's the safety guy he must be so susceptible to government safety messaging."
WHO SAYS NO FROZEN CHICKEN IN THE SLOW COOKER?! FDA??? WHAT DO THEY KNOW!
WHO SAYS NO FROZEN CHICKEN IN THE SLOW COOKER?! FDA??? WHAT DO THEY KNOW!
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Oh, he's the safety guy he must be so susceptible to government safety messaging."
WHO SAYS NO FROZEN CHICKEN IN THE SLOW COOKER?! FDA??? WHAT DO THEY KNOW!
WHO SAYS NO FROZEN CHICKEN IN THE SLOW COOKER?! FDA??? WHAT DO THEY KNOW!
Treated myself and this definitely isn't going to be for anyone who wants to relive the original, but I thought it was fun as hell and Elle Fanning is fantastic.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Treated myself and this definitely isn't going to be for anyone who wants to relive the original, but I thought it was fun as hell and Elle Fanning is fantastic.
Socks have gotten worse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Socks have gotten worse.