Bill Bored
@billbored.bsky.social
Inter-Galactic purveyor of nonsense. Not everybody's cup of noodles. More gibberish than you can shake a booty at. Single malt vinegar in a multi-malt whiskey world. cancer survivor
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Bill Bored
@billbored.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Shenan
Shenan again
Shenan again
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Beatles songs about drug use
The Bong and Winding Road
Yesterdaze
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Herb Club Band
Maxwell's Silver Roach Clip
Lady Marijuana
Get Baked
A J in The Life
The Bong and Winding Road
Yesterdaze
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Herb Club Band
Maxwell's Silver Roach Clip
Lady Marijuana
Get Baked
A J in The Life
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Beatles songs about drug use
The Bong and Winding Road
Yesterdaze
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Herb Club Band
Maxwell's Silver Roach Clip
Lady Marijuana
Get Baked
A J in The Life
The Bong and Winding Road
Yesterdaze
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Herb Club Band
Maxwell's Silver Roach Clip
Lady Marijuana
Get Baked
A J in The Life
I liked the older Planet of the Apes movies, where humans played the roles of the apes. These modern movies with real apes playing the parts of apes are not as convincing.
March 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I liked the older Planet of the Apes movies, where humans played the roles of the apes. These modern movies with real apes playing the parts of apes are not as convincing.
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If you are selling kittens and puppies to the highest bidder, you are an awwwwwctioneer.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If you are selling kittens and puppies to the highest bidder, you are an awwwwwctioneer.
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*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
January 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
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Always read the boxes. Breathe Wrong Strips® will literally kill you. I’m not sure why they even sell them.
March 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Always read the boxes. Breathe Wrong Strips® will literally kill you. I’m not sure why they even sell them.
Great news, guys! It's almost cargo shorts season!
March 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Great news, guys! It's almost cargo shorts season!
Me: *kicks everyone out of my halite pit* This is a salt MINE, not a salt yours.
March 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Me: *kicks everyone out of my halite pit* This is a salt MINE, not a salt yours.
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i am world fameless
February 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i am world fameless
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I can either get down or get funky, but not both.
February 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can either get down or get funky, but not both.
I bless the rains down in Africa.
So I guess, bless you too.
So I guess, bless you too.
February 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I bless the rains down in Africa.
So I guess, bless you too.
So I guess, bless you too.
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Scientists figured out the language of whales. Mostly it’s blubbering.
January 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Scientists figured out the language of whales. Mostly it’s blubbering.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Three wrongs don't make a right. Not even four wrongs make a right. Does anybody know how many wrongs make a right?
January 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right. Three wrongs don't make a right. Not even four wrongs make a right. Does anybody know how many wrongs make a right?
Do I go upstairs to check on her and risk her wrath at waking her, or do I wait for her to come downstairs to chastise me for not being attentive to her needs?
January 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do I go upstairs to check on her and risk her wrath at waking her, or do I wait for her to come downstairs to chastise me for not being attentive to her needs?
I might be turning Canadian. I just apoulougized tou myself four putting mayounnaise oun my hout doug.
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I might be turning Canadian. I just apoulougized tou myself four putting mayounnaise oun my hout doug.
Me: Hey Google, what's the difference between Samsung Galaxy S21 and Samsung Galaxy S24?
Hey Google: Samsung Galaxy S3.
Hey Google: Samsung Galaxy S3.
January 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me: Hey Google, what's the difference between Samsung Galaxy S21 and Samsung Galaxy S24?
Hey Google: Samsung Galaxy S3.
Hey Google: Samsung Galaxy S3.
The snow is shoveled. The fire is roaring. I'm sitting here with a glass of red wine, enjoying a rest after the labor.
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The snow is shoveled. The fire is roaring. I'm sitting here with a glass of red wine, enjoying a rest after the labor.
I know it's only been 20 minutes, but a 2 lb bag of M&Ms is still $16.00.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I know it's only been 20 minutes, but a 2 lb bag of M&Ms is still $16.00.
How come there's not a country dedicated to baked goods called The Dough Nation?
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
How come there's not a country dedicated to baked goods called The Dough Nation?
The name is Kloesoph, Oliver Kloesoph.
January 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The name is Kloesoph, Oliver Kloesoph.
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Chat gpt told me updog is one of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Chat gpt told me updog is one of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe
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Waiter: would you like a lobster bib
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Waiter: would you like a lobster bib
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
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[party]
Wife: oh god, grant's doing the robot again
Me: [fucking the roomba]
Wife: oh god, grant's doing the robot again
Me: [fucking the roomba]
January 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
[party]
Wife: oh god, grant's doing the robot again
Me: [fucking the roomba]
Wife: oh god, grant's doing the robot again
Me: [fucking the roomba]
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Hey now, you're a boxcar, get your freight on, go train
Hey now, you're a boxcar, shipping alcohol, wood grain
Hey now, you're a boxcar, shipping alcohol, wood grain
January 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey now, you're a boxcar, get your freight on, go train
Hey now, you're a boxcar, shipping alcohol, wood grain
Hey now, you're a boxcar, shipping alcohol, wood grain
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Long story short, writing a book about vinegar has made me bitter.
January 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Long story short, writing a book about vinegar has made me bitter.