Biff Bifftofferson
@biffyb.bsky.social
Elder Gen X, rocker of rolls, noodz enjoyer, decidedly pro bacterial
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RFK Jr.’s changes to the vaccination schedule will kill thousands of American children. But my liberal neighbors handed out apples and raisins on Halloween. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
RFK Jr.’s changes to the vaccination schedule will kill thousands of American children. But my liberal neighbors handed out apples and raisins on Halloween. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You read that right! To celebrate the launch of our Kickstarter, we're giving away your choice of a Huion Kamvas 24 Series Drawing Tablet OR a Switch 2 with a game!
There's no cost to enter and this is open worldwide! Find more info & how to enter on the page below:
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There's no cost to enter and this is open worldwide! Find more info & how to enter on the page below:
gleam.io/lBUD3/comix-...
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You read that right! To celebrate the launch of our Kickstarter, we're giving away your choice of a Huion Kamvas 24 Series Drawing Tablet OR a Switch 2 with a game!
There's no cost to enter and this is open worldwide! Find more info & how to enter on the page below:
gleam.io/lBUD3/comix-...
There's no cost to enter and this is open worldwide! Find more info & how to enter on the page below:
gleam.io/lBUD3/comix-...
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Introducing Comix Cleric, a web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators and jam packed with features, you can learn more by checking out the Kickstarter NOW!
#comic #webcomic #webcomics #kickstarter
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Comix Cleric - The Indie Way to Host Indie Comics!
A web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators!
www.kickstarter.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Introducing Comix Cleric, a web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators and jam packed with features, you can learn more by checking out the Kickstarter NOW!
#comic #webcomic #webcomics #kickstarter
#comic #webcomic #webcomics #kickstarter
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Yes please.
Bernie Sanders: It's not good enough just to extend the ACA credits. We have got to join every major country in the world, guarantee healthcare to all people, and pass a Medicare for All, single payer program.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Yes please.
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Trump's best friends in the world are Saudi Arabia and Russia -- the nation where most of the 9/11 terrorists came from and the nation that wants to replicate that act of terrorism against the United States.
Meanwhile, he's angrily attacking NATO, an alliance that came to our aid after 9/11/
Meanwhile, he's angrily attacking NATO, an alliance that came to our aid after 9/11/
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trump's best friends in the world are Saudi Arabia and Russia -- the nation where most of the 9/11 terrorists came from and the nation that wants to replicate that act of terrorism against the United States.
Meanwhile, he's angrily attacking NATO, an alliance that came to our aid after 9/11/
Meanwhile, he's angrily attacking NATO, an alliance that came to our aid after 9/11/
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Everyone complaining that they’re tired of this discourse is missing the point that the discourse itself is a holiday tradition and people being annoyed about the discourse is also holiday tradition and traditions are important.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Everyone complaining that they’re tired of this discourse is missing the point that the discourse itself is a holiday tradition and people being annoyed about the discourse is also holiday tradition and traditions are important.
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Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.
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Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
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you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
December 11, 2023 at 10:57 PM
you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
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Thanks again to Alienware for sponsoring the giveaway with the AW2725DF Monitor!
Wishlist now for a chance to win -> echoes.games/pc-giveaway
Echoes of Elysium launches into Early Access Dec 4.
Wishlist now for a chance to win -> echoes.games/pc-giveaway
Echoes of Elysium launches into Early Access Dec 4.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thanks again to Alienware for sponsoring the giveaway with the AW2725DF Monitor!
Wishlist now for a chance to win -> echoes.games/pc-giveaway
Echoes of Elysium launches into Early Access Dec 4.
Wishlist now for a chance to win -> echoes.games/pc-giveaway
Echoes of Elysium launches into Early Access Dec 4.
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We were fighting united.
Then the Senate caved.
Then the Senate caved.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We were fighting united.
Then the Senate caved.
Then the Senate caved.
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The thing about right-wing cultural / entertainment / art is that it is so awful that even right-wingers don't really want to pay to see it. They want it to exist in a nebulous "own the libz" way; they want Lee Greenwood to be on the bill but even they won't pay to sit through Lee Greenwood.
EXCLUSIVE: After Trump took over the Kennedy Center in Feb, he vowed to make it "hot" again. So, how's it doing? @jeremybmerrill.com and I used data from the center's ticketing website to find out. Ticket sales are lowest they've been since the pandemic.
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover
Nearly nine months into Trump’s oversight, sales for the three largest performance venues are the worst they’ve been since the pandemic, according to a Washington Post analysis.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The thing about right-wing cultural / entertainment / art is that it is so awful that even right-wingers don't really want to pay to see it. They want it to exist in a nebulous "own the libz" way; they want Lee Greenwood to be on the bill but even they won't pay to sit through Lee Greenwood.
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Donald Trump claims to be "Pro-Life." Indeed, he was the first sitting president to attend the annual March for Life.
But this didn't stop him from conspiring with Elon Musk to kill 600,000 (so far) people, 2/3 of them children. You see, when Elon says we need more children he means *white* ones.
But this didn't stop him from conspiring with Elon Musk to kill 600,000 (so far) people, 2/3 of them children. You see, when Elon says we need more children he means *white* ones.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Donald Trump claims to be "Pro-Life." Indeed, he was the first sitting president to attend the annual March for Life.
But this didn't stop him from conspiring with Elon Musk to kill 600,000 (so far) people, 2/3 of them children. You see, when Elon says we need more children he means *white* ones.
But this didn't stop him from conspiring with Elon Musk to kill 600,000 (so far) people, 2/3 of them children. You see, when Elon says we need more children he means *white* ones.
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Breaking! Exclusive! I have proof from Zohran Mamdani’s own campaign that he has several times used the term “my brother” to address someone not his actual brother. More at 11.
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Breaking! Exclusive! I have proof from Zohran Mamdani’s own campaign that he has several times used the term “my brother” to address someone not his actual brother. More at 11.
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"Fidel" sent this photo saying we are covering the grapevines in Delano CA with plastic as it's supposed to rain later. The plastic helps protect these late season grapes from rot and mold that can damage the fruit. #WeFeedYou
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Fidel" sent this photo saying we are covering the grapevines in Delano CA with plastic as it's supposed to rain later. The plastic helps protect these late season grapes from rot and mold that can damage the fruit. #WeFeedYou
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FYI everything I post on this site is off the record, retroactively. I assume you all know that.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
FYI everything I post on this site is off the record, retroactively. I assume you all know that.
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Curtis Sliwa was the original right wing guy afraid of the subway. But he actually did something about it! Something goofy, but nevertheless..
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Curtis Sliwa was the original right wing guy afraid of the subway. But he actually did something about it! Something goofy, but nevertheless..
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October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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i have no idea how we get *out* of a shutdown, but i do not think that cocooning yourself in AI slop videos and refusing to leave your room is an effective way to win the politics of a shutdown
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i have no idea how we get *out* of a shutdown, but i do not think that cocooning yourself in AI slop videos and refusing to leave your room is an effective way to win the politics of a shutdown
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October 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers on our new series: Encircled. Subscribe at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ to get the paper delivered to your door.
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comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
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As always, worth noting that firing civil servants for non-performance reasons (an online influencer alleges they are not willing to go along with using the legal system to target Trump’s enemies) is illegal.
This sort of behavior strikes me as demonstrating a serious vulnerability of the Trump regime to manipulation by critics and opponents.
Justice Department fires prosecutor falsely tied to Comey case in social media post | CNN Politics
The Trump administration fired the top national security prosecutor in the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia after a social media post by a right-wing activist and writer false...
www.cnn.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
As always, worth noting that firing civil servants for non-performance reasons (an online influencer alleges they are not willing to go along with using the legal system to target Trump’s enemies) is illegal.
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1. He can do this himself
2. The war of red states on their own blue cities is accelerating
2. The war of red states on their own blue cities is accelerating
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry: "Tonight, we're sending the Department of War a request to send the National Guard, asking them to deploy the National Guard here in Louisiana into our cities like New Orleans and Baton Rogue and others."
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
1. He can do this himself
2. The war of red states on their own blue cities is accelerating
2. The war of red states on their own blue cities is accelerating