Benvolio Buckets
@bennyanks420.bsky.social
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what if you went back in time and met a caveman and he dapped you up. that would be so sick
January 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
what if you went back in time and met a caveman and he dapped you up. that would be so sick
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
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sure copywrite law is archaic and bad, but consider....
October 6, 2023 at 6:42 PM
sure copywrite law is archaic and bad, but consider....
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dirty work: it’s a crime
October 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
dirty work: it’s a crime
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We do need to get Actual Names on here though
October 7, 2023 at 6:43 AM
We do need to get Actual Names on here though
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remember when that missionary dope got porcupined with arrows by that uncontacted tribe? pretty funny. then you had headlines like Here's Why What He Did Actually Wasn't Stupid as if that debate hadn't ended with the first volley
October 6, 2023 at 10:02 PM
remember when that missionary dope got porcupined with arrows by that uncontacted tribe? pretty funny. then you had headlines like Here's Why What He Did Actually Wasn't Stupid as if that debate hadn't ended with the first volley
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a competent Inspector Gadget would be basically unstoppable
September 24, 2023 at 12:29 PM
a competent Inspector Gadget would be basically unstoppable
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Someone left two loaves of bread on my couch. A small white loaf and XL whole wheat? Very strange thing to do.
September 21, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Someone left two loaves of bread on my couch. A small white loaf and XL whole wheat? Very strange thing to do.
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are you telling me the default here is a chronological feed of only the people I follow
September 21, 2023 at 12:36 AM
are you telling me the default here is a chronological feed of only the people I follow
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every red hot chili peppers lyric is either like “scooby doo, wowie zowie bop bop!” or “my horny ass will be found dead in the state of california”
September 16, 2023 at 12:25 AM
every red hot chili peppers lyric is either like “scooby doo, wowie zowie bop bop!” or “my horny ass will be found dead in the state of california”
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Too many cat accounts not enough daily bug accounts
July 30, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Too many cat accounts not enough daily bug accounts
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i'll admit that for quite a while, i was really uncomfortable with all the people on this platform trashing elon musk. but then i realized i'd been confusing elon musk with tommy pickles this whole time. i just didn't understand why everyone would be mad at tommy pickles. so that's been my journey
July 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
i'll admit that for quite a while, i was really uncomfortable with all the people on this platform trashing elon musk. but then i realized i'd been confusing elon musk with tommy pickles this whole time. i just didn't understand why everyone would be mad at tommy pickles. so that's been my journey
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fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
July 24, 2023 at 10:39 PM
fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
you’re living in it, baby
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im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
July 6, 2023 at 11:33 PM
im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
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Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?
July 6, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Never talk to the police!
Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good!
The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court.
Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!
Never talk to the police!
Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good!
The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court.
Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!
July 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Never talk to the police!
Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good!
The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court.
Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!
Never talk to the police!
Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good!
The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court.
Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!
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To any transphobes or homophobes who somehow managed to sneak their way onto Bluesky…
July 6, 2023 at 7:19 PM
To any transphobes or homophobes who somehow managed to sneak their way onto Bluesky…
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
July 6, 2023 at 7:29 PM
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
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it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you
July 6, 2023 at 5:03 PM
it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you
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Social media companies don’t want you to know this but they haven’t made an app yet that’s anywhere near as enjoyable as spinning around till you get dizzy and fall over
July 7, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Social media companies don’t want you to know this but they haven’t made an app yet that’s anywhere near as enjoyable as spinning around till you get dizzy and fall over