Ben
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April 2, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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preparing to utterly subdue & dominate the country charts with my bittersweet drunkard's anthem "Jury of my Beers"
March 12, 2024 at 1:31 AM
preparing to utterly subdue & dominate the country charts with my bittersweet drunkard's anthem "Jury of my Beers"
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Ad for YouTube's child-teen filters offers sage advice for all ages...
February 11, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Ad for YouTube's child-teen filters offers sage advice for all ages...
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This reaffirms my faith in humanity. We’re good for a laugh.
January 31, 2024 at 4:24 AM
This reaffirms my faith in humanity. We’re good for a laugh.
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Proof, if proof were needed, that when you add a couple of world-class players to a mediocre squad, what you get is a very expensive mediocre squad
January 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Proof, if proof were needed, that when you add a couple of world-class players to a mediocre squad, what you get is a very expensive mediocre squad
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All Sports Illustrated staffers just got layoff emails so I wanted to give you a sneak peak of their next Bikini Issue cover
January 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
All Sports Illustrated staffers just got layoff emails so I wanted to give you a sneak peak of their next Bikini Issue cover
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Saw "The Devils" at the Aero here in Santa Monica.
Throughout the movie some alte kocker in the back was muttering criticisms. "Terrible shot," etc.
Someone finally stood up and said, "Sir, please have some respect for the great Ken Russell."
The voice said, "I AM the great Ken Russell."
Throughout the movie some alte kocker in the back was muttering criticisms. "Terrible shot," etc.
Someone finally stood up and said, "Sir, please have some respect for the great Ken Russell."
The voice said, "I AM the great Ken Russell."
PSA: the very hard to find, nearly impossible to stream, and utterly amazing Ken Russell film The Devils popped up on the Criterion Channel with very little fanfare. Run don’t walk to catch it before it’s gone
January 3, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Saw "The Devils" at the Aero here in Santa Monica.
Throughout the movie some alte kocker in the back was muttering criticisms. "Terrible shot," etc.
Someone finally stood up and said, "Sir, please have some respect for the great Ken Russell."
The voice said, "I AM the great Ken Russell."
Throughout the movie some alte kocker in the back was muttering criticisms. "Terrible shot," etc.
Someone finally stood up and said, "Sir, please have some respect for the great Ken Russell."
The voice said, "I AM the great Ken Russell."
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the English language is based just enough on Dutch that everything you might say in Dutch sounds like someone making fun of Dutch
January 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
the English language is based just enough on Dutch that everything you might say in Dutch sounds like someone making fun of Dutch
I used to do this every year on Twitter & and always enjoyed the exercise. This is a list of my top 10 films I watched for the first time in 2023. They can be new or old so long as they were new to me.
January 2, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I used to do this every year on Twitter & and always enjoyed the exercise. This is a list of my top 10 films I watched for the first time in 2023. They can be new or old so long as they were new to me.
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If you play The Ramones banger 'I Wanna Be Sedated' at exactly 11:59:55 tonight, they will sing "2024" at midnight.
January 1, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If you play The Ramones banger 'I Wanna Be Sedated' at exactly 11:59:55 tonight, they will sing "2024" at midnight.
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Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
December 12, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
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This is gonna make Bobby Bonilla Day look like an idiot.
there would be an emergency rule-change memo from the commissioner if someone did something comparable to this in your fantasy league lol
December 11, 2023 at 11:31 PM
This is gonna make Bobby Bonilla Day look like an idiot.
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
December 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
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Your Thursday night in 2010:
8:00: Community
8:30: Parks and Rec
9:00: The Office
9:30: 30 Rock
10:00: It's Always Sunny
10:30: The League
11:00: The Daily Show
11:30: The Colbert Report
12:00: Get WASTED
8:00: Community
8:30: Parks and Rec
9:00: The Office
9:30: 30 Rock
10:00: It's Always Sunny
10:30: The League
11:00: The Daily Show
11:30: The Colbert Report
12:00: Get WASTED
December 8, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Your Thursday night in 2010:
8:00: Community
8:30: Parks and Rec
9:00: The Office
9:30: 30 Rock
10:00: It's Always Sunny
10:30: The League
11:00: The Daily Show
11:30: The Colbert Report
12:00: Get WASTED
8:00: Community
8:30: Parks and Rec
9:00: The Office
9:30: 30 Rock
10:00: It's Always Sunny
10:30: The League
11:00: The Daily Show
11:30: The Colbert Report
12:00: Get WASTED
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Get a load of the photo someone put on the Wikipedia article for "bodyguard"
December 4, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Get a load of the photo someone put on the Wikipedia article for "bodyguard"