Hermione, Texas Granger
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
phase 1 complete
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
phase 1 complete
kinda feels like convincing the average uninformed american that we need to invade… venezuela is gonna be an uphill battle
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
kinda feels like convincing the average uninformed american that we need to invade… venezuela is gonna be an uphill battle
uh oh i’d better sit down for this one
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
uh oh i’d better sit down for this one
Heartwarming: the worst writers you know are fighting
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Heartwarming: the worst writers you know are fighting
I woke up early *on a saturday* for this??
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I woke up early *on a saturday* for this??
Breaking - MTG officially means Magic: The Gathering again 🎉
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Breaking - MTG officially means Magic: The Gathering again 🎉
google maps is the new silk road
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
google maps is the new silk road
not my fault. thanksgiving should’ve been earlier
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
not my fault. thanksgiving should’ve been earlier
starting to regret getting all my medical advice from a chatbot that deemed elon “penis champion 3000”
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
starting to regret getting all my medical advice from a chatbot that deemed elon “penis champion 3000”
ok hear me out
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ok hear me out
you’re all just jealous you’ve never made anything this creative or catchy
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you’re all just jealous you’ve never made anything this creative or catchy
seems like he could’ve signed that epstein bill by now
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
seems like he could’ve signed that epstein bill by now
“the woman who found rfk jr attractive also slept with me” is a weird brag
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“the woman who found rfk jr attractive also slept with me” is a weird brag
“we a businessman to run the country like a business”
to me, this remains one of the craziest things that we never talk about
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“we a businessman to run the country like a business”
to me, this remains one of the craziest things that we never talk about
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
to me, this remains one of the craziest things that we never talk about
the cool thing about the name margaret is that if it sounds too old fashioned you can go by peggy instead
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the cool thing about the name margaret is that if it sounds too old fashioned you can go by peggy instead
it’s me. i’m the stud
Women who eat more ultra-processed foods on a daily basis have a greater risk of developing colorectal polyps before age 50 when compared with women who consume far less of the processed foods, a new stud found.
Study offers clues on rise of colorectal cancer in women under 50
The finding may be “one piece of the puzzle” as to why some people develop early-onset colorectal cancer.
wapo.st
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it’s me. i’m the stud
but those were my emotional support underwear birds
A man was found with two heavily sedated orange-fronted parakeets in his underwear as he crossed the border from Mexico in October, U.S. prosecutors said. He was indicted on a federal smuggling charge on Friday.
Man Who Stuffed Parakeets in His Pants Faces Smuggling Charge
The man was found with the heavily sedated birds in his underwear as he crossed the border from Mexico in late October, federal prosecutors said.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
but those were my emotional support underwear birds
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
bill clinton can still go down in history as the greatest president ever simply by saying “yeah, he did it”
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
bill clinton can still go down in history as the greatest president ever simply by saying “yeah, he did it”
my cat asking the dog to investigate who’s been eating all the poop in the litter box
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my cat asking the dog to investigate who’s been eating all the poop in the litter box
turns out building an entire economy around fake technology that nobody wants with fake money that nobody uses may have been a bad idea
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
turns out building an entire economy around fake technology that nobody wants with fake money that nobody uses may have been a bad idea
but why would i send someone $500 million in bitcoin when the cryptobros keep telling me it will be worth $500 billion in a year?
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
but why would i send someone $500 million in bitcoin when the cryptobros keep telling me it will be worth $500 billion in a year?
good morning. can’t wait to find out how none of this matters today
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
good morning. can’t wait to find out how none of this matters today
You see Elaine, Jeffrey was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You see Elaine, Jeffrey was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue