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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · Dec 11
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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has it really been that long?
A search for “no diggity” with the results showing i searched it 3 hours previously
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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the cool thing about going to the office party when your wife is an educator is that you get to embarrass yourself in front of her coworkers and your kid’s teachers at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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mixed this with sprite but it wasn’t great. any other ideas?
A bottle of 1981 petrus pomeral wine
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Hermione, Texas Granger
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oh they got this amendment all screwed up
Lionel Hutz' advertisement altered to show the 14th amendment "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside(period replaced with a question mark) No (inserted comma) State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States (added exclamation point)
December 13, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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thinking about all the shit that obama got from his own supporters for drone strikes
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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calling them “suicide doors” is a misnomer, they’re actually flaps
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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happy meals don’t fill my tummy anymore 😤
dirtdork.bsky.social Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 3d
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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i’m gonna assume i already knew this but had blocked it from my memory
Wikipedia entry from Scott Stapp’s page: In March 2006, Stapp filed a lawsuit to block the release of a sex video involving himself, Kid Rock, and four women. The suit was settled in 2007, with the defendant agreeing to pay Stapp an undisclosed sum and to refrain from distributing the video.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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writing a book so stupid that nobody can effectively parody it
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d
Can someone who has read Nuzzi's book let me know if this is actually a thing in it? Or is this one of those "JD Vance bangs couches" things? x.com/bryancurtis/...
Bryan Curtis @bryancurtis X.com A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building. the chr bus and qui exi. sea she mo enc in abc ne Olivia Nuzzi time. Every lite thing seemed to matter. There was always somethin new to consider, or something to consider in a new way. In that spirit l called WWE headquarters. "Sorry; not possible," the receptionist said. "Not possible?" I asked. "Visiting would be impossible," she said. My eyes narrowed. I looked out the window of my newsroom, in the Frank Gehry building on the Hudson River that looked like a big blod of clacier ice. I did not like to be trapped anyplace, even somewhere| considered architecturally defensible, and I had wanted to escape today. Had been counting on this opportunity to escape. The news of the in-possibility of a visit to the Hall of Fame depressed me. "It's...private?" I asked. "There's no place to visit," the receptionist said. "No place?" I asked. "Right," she said. "It moved?" I asked. "No, it's, you know, an idea," she said. "An idea, the Hall of-" She cut in. "No hall. There's no hall, she said. "Then... what is it?" I asked. "It's an idea," she said. An idea. She had mentioned that already. "It doesn't exist?" I asked. "Well, it exists," she said. "Where?" I asked. "As an idea," she said. It was a place only in imagination.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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he said “women be shopping”
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: "By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you're going to go. They're great shoppers."
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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giving tuesday is giving monday
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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thinking of checking out one of those trendy historical miniseries i keep hearing about
Netflix screen labeled “historical tv shows” Cunk on Earth, Death by Lightening, and Cunk on Life are shown
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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filming a youtube video where i (a musical genius) react to a song i have never heard before (happy birthday)
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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[a bunch of old men at a chicago concert]: six fourrrrr
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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to prevent dipolar disorder
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d
Leavitt claims that Trump had a "preventative" MRI
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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me: heading to the store - need anything?

wife: dubai chocolate

me: i absolutely will
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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starting a new day after thanksgiving tradition where instead of leftovers i’m sucking on chili dogs
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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just hit 30% wine and pie by bodyweight but i think i can do better
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Hermione, Texas Granger
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dad just ruined thanksgiving by announcing to the whole family that he and my mom have been watching young sheldon
November 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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sure it’s 40 degrees out, but the water looked so nice
A view of the front of a kayak with some feet and low sun shining over the water
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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kidz bop demon hunters
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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metal detecting find of the day - sterling silver parasol handle from the 1800s. a bit of damage but not bad for being buried 100+ years
A sterling parasol handle with a flower pattern engraved thereon The other side of the handle. The top has split open to expose a swelled cork that has split open the top The base of the handle with “sterling” showing
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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fibonacci posting a sequence of bad takes and getting golden ratioed
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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phase 1 complete
A house with a handful of Christmas lights on it and the bushes out front
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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kinda feels like convincing the average uninformed american that we need to invade… venezuela is gonna be an uphill battle
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM