Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
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Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
· Oct 20
“I am the hero of my own story,” says the unreliable narrator in my head.
This is one of the nicest things you can say to someone.
I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is one of the nicest things you can say to someone.
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Happy birthday to the coolest of the cool. Can’t imagine my life without him as a guiding star
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy birthday to the coolest of the cool. Can’t imagine my life without him as a guiding star
Moneypenny: “But Bond died.”
Miracle M: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”
Miracle M: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Moneypenny: “But Bond died.”
Miracle M: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”
Miracle M: “There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”
Q: I’d heard you died.
BOND: I got better.
Q: Right. Now look here…
BOND: I got better.
Q: Right. Now look here…
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Q: I’d heard you died.
BOND: I got better.
Q: Right. Now look here…
BOND: I got better.
Q: Right. Now look here…
What’s the difference between an Origami Master and Chuck Schumer?
One folds paper, the other needs to be expelled from Dem leadership.
One folds paper, the other needs to be expelled from Dem leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What’s the difference between an Origami Master and Chuck Schumer?
One folds paper, the other needs to be expelled from Dem leadership.
One folds paper, the other needs to be expelled from Dem leadership.
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Still trying to process that I met G-d at the Apple Store. She works part-time Genius Bar gig, ‘Just to help people.” She told me to clear my cache, and gave me a wise look... Clear my cache…
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Still trying to process that I met G-d at the Apple Store. She works part-time Genius Bar gig, ‘Just to help people.” She told me to clear my cache, and gave me a wise look... Clear my cache…
This bitch. Vichy, on the list.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This bitch. Vichy, on the list.
Still trying to process that I met G-d at the Apple Store. She works part-time Genius Bar gig, ‘Just to help people.” She told me to clear my cache, and gave me a wise look... Clear my cache…
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Still trying to process that I met G-d at the Apple Store. She works part-time Genius Bar gig, ‘Just to help people.” She told me to clear my cache, and gave me a wise look... Clear my cache…
I wish there was a shorter/pithier word/phrase for enshitification. I have no problem with shit, it’s the modifiers. The ShitTrix, McTech— I don’t have it- AI Slop is perfect, we need better than enshitification. Whachu got?
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wish there was a shorter/pithier word/phrase for enshitification. I have no problem with shit, it’s the modifiers. The ShitTrix, McTech— I don’t have it- AI Slop is perfect, we need better than enshitification. Whachu got?
The thing about Democratic leadership, I don’t trust those c*nts. No Kings means no House of Lords.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The thing about Democratic leadership, I don’t trust those c*nts. No Kings means no House of Lords.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hero Initiative is helping writer Mike W. Barr through a series of health problems. If you'd like to contribute directly to Mike as well, go HERE: www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...
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As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
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This is exactly correct.
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is exactly correct.
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
A historian posted: no one knows exactly when the Roman Empire fell, we know when the Roman Republic fell, with Ceaser (then Augustus). Today men failed us—mark their names and the silent ones behind them—but our fight for our republic continues. Stand to, punch Nazis, etc.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A historian posted: no one knows exactly when the Roman Empire fell, we know when the Roman Republic fell, with Ceaser (then Augustus). Today men failed us—mark their names and the silent ones behind them—but our fight for our republic continues. Stand to, punch Nazis, etc.
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Barack Obama, if he gives one single goddamn about his legacy, should announce tomorrow that he will endorse, fundraise for & campaign in person with any quality Democratic candidate (with no Nazi tattoos) who primaries one of the defectors who is not retiring.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Barack Obama, if he gives one single goddamn about his legacy, should announce tomorrow that he will endorse, fundraise for & campaign in person with any quality Democratic candidate (with no Nazi tattoos) who primaries one of the defectors who is not retiring.
The people united will never be— Oh, fucking hell.
Vichy Dems fuck off. Leadership has to go.
Vichy Dems fuck off. Leadership has to go.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The people united will never be— Oh, fucking hell.
Vichy Dems fuck off. Leadership has to go.
Vichy Dems fuck off. Leadership has to go.
Shit, we need to pay for-- I mean whip up more votes.
Time to clean house in DC. Vote blue but change who!
Time to clean house in DC. Vote blue but change who!
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Shit, we need to pay for-- I mean whip up more votes.
Time to clean house in DC. Vote blue but change who!
Time to clean house in DC. Vote blue but change who!
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Looking up at the Apple Store
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Looking up at the Apple Store
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
Bluesky is the paragon of horny.
Thanks for doing your part.
Thanks for doing your part.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bluesky is the paragon of horny.
Thanks for doing your part.
Thanks for doing your part.
It me. Me no like. That’s a nice cloud.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It me. Me no like. That’s a nice cloud.
I skeet to know I’m alive– no, not skeet, a third thing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I skeet to know I’m alive– no, not skeet, a third thing.