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Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
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“I am the hero of my own story,” says the unreliable narrator in my head.
Stochastic Orgasms
demand better media
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Film Nerds: please repost and reply. You are the dreamers of… stuff.
What are the best Treasure Map Pirate movies?
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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When I feel badly about something, I realize, ‘no, I feel bad’ about it—thus I turn off my emotions and focus on semantics.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This past weekend was #3.
What’s fucking up your game?
Whenever I've struggled with my own screenwriting, I've found one of these is to blame.

1. I've lost track of the story and/or emotion.
2. I've lost confidence.
3. I'm over-complicating what should be simple.

This is why I focus on teaching processes that resist all three.

#screenwriting
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you think about the NY Times as a Fluffer— No, that’s not it. It’s close but…
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“There are about a thousand of us.”
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What are the best Treasure Map Pirate movies?
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bluesky brimming with sinless people lined up to throw that first stone — and a fuck-ton of hypocrites too, but that’s the game.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Dark Lord Cricket
(sings)
When you wish upon a Deathstar…
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So is Trump blowing Clinton like Vance fucking the couch, totally true and we shouldn’t let either near children?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Of all the Trump bullshit, “the HOTTEST country in the world,” gets me every time. Remember when he was selling cars on the White House lawn? Such a low rent sleaze bag.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When I feel badly about something, I realize, ‘no, I feel bad’ about it—thus I turn off my emotions and focus on semantics.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Prologue: The first droplets hit. A week of rain arrives in Los Angeles. Will post as long as I’m able. Tell my family I loved most of them.
a close up of a person 's face with a smile on it
Alt: The Crow (Brandon Lee) smiling in the rain
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You know Elon is going to attempt to breed his seed with Hitler’s DNA as part of his quest to be the world’s biggest dickhead ever.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Prologue: The first droplets hit. A week of rain arrives in Los Angeles. Will post as long as I’m able. Tell my family I loved most of them.
a close up of a person 's face with a smile on it
Alt: The Crow (Brandon Lee) smiling in the rain
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The levels of pedophilia argument all arrive at the same level of Dante’s Inferno—enjoy Hell—we’re done here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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holy shit did I laugh.
Absolutely howling at this track a dad left his daughter on a random and bizarre mix tape he made for her before he died.

Come for the vocals; stay for the final line 🤣 what a wonderful gift to leave her and what a wholesome reaction!
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The levels of pedophilia argument all arrive at the same level of Dante’s Inferno—enjoy Hell—we’re done here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s Thursday and I guess we’ve all moved on and forgiven Chuck Schumer. Are you calling your reps, or their evil plan worked, huh?
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Share, educate idiots.
Brilliant satire that doubles as a primer on the ongoing construction boom of supersized data centers across small town America—promoted as jobs creators even as the AI they enable is…wiping out jobs.

By comedian and Emmy Award-winning journalist, Charlie Berens:

www.youtube.com/shorts/ILAh2...
How AI data centers were invented #shorts
YouTube video by Charlie Berens
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Megan Kelly slithered out from under her rock today and we all saw no soul. It’s going to be a long winter.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m a Jumping Jack Flash — it’s a’ight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Trump has done enormous harm to the country.
He is a deeply corrupt and venal man.
He is wildly unpopular, his agenda more so. He's lost the consent of the governed.
He is old, infirm & clearly no longer mentally competent to run a nation.

It is time now to start talking about him moving on👇
Growing list of reasons Trump should step down:
- Cover up of his involvement in notorious sex trafficking ring
- Unprecedented corruption, self enrichment
- Tariffs are historic, unprecedented abuse of power
- Illegal desecration of most important global symbol of American democracy
Mike Johnson is really committed to covering up for Trump and Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM