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kevin
@beirne.bsky.social
he/him | irish | mostly posting about rugby, women’s football and my terrible life
Dear Americans, everyone from any other country in the world watching this national anthem performance before a regular sporting event finds it so so so weird
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You should get half points for any yards earned from a DPI on your WR (yes I have CeeDee Lamb)
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
HOLYHEAD (AP) — A man in his thirties has been taken into custody in the port town of Holyhead after several boxes of Sally Rooney novels were found in a vehicle registered to him.

The 400 books, with an estimated street value of £18.6m, were seized by officials who described the man as “a bit sad”
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sky are so bad at making ads for any of their stuff. I’ve heard from a few people that The Death of Bunny Munro is pretty good but the trailer makes me want to go nowhere near it
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Never seen a game so totally decided by fourth downs before. Packers scored two TDs and sealed the game on fourth down, while Lions failed to convert any of theirs
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Lions are just cursed tonight (and probably beyond tonight tbf)
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Didn’t even occur to me til just now that this game isnt for the lead of the NFC North. Keep forgetting the Bears are actually winning
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They’re calling it the most normal one anyone has ever been on
Look, I'm genuinely sorry for the Graham Linehan posts. I really am. But this is just too fucking astonishing not to share. The last paragraph of an Observer interview with him. Absolutely beyond parody. He's gone. He's absolutely fucking gone.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The Labour government said they would massively cut immigration. They have succeeded. The people who hated them, still hate them. The national conversation is still entirely about immigration, and completely toxic.

Completely foreseeable, completely foreseen.
NEW: Net migration to the UK fell significantly to 204,000 in the year to June.

That’s down from 649,000 in the year to June 2024 - a fall of around two-thirds.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’ve just learned that Men In Black: International was originally meant to be a 21 Jump Street crossover/sequel and now I’m very sad we didn’t get that
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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This is neither an overhaul or tighten. Asylum seekers make up a small proportion of inward migration. They’re also the worst off. Making their situation more painful to appease a few morons who believe refugees make their own lives worse, it’s brutal
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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"We need to have a debate about neutrality"

We're constantly having this debate and you keep losing it
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It took the tenth time of this appearing on my TL for me to finally realise they were referring to a chipper
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Any time I feel even the slightest desire to start watching men’s football again, a news story breaks to remind me why I stopped
Even by the standards of Infantino's FIFA this is something else.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I think it is very fair to ask, and expect, the league and its teams not to fly with these carriers. You have sth who could not go to games this season because of the fear of deportation. Show an ounce of solidarity, I beg.
🏆⚽️✈️ After winning the NWSL championship Saturday night, Gotham FC have just departed San Jose on board the very same all-white Avelo jet (N805VL) that lost cabin pressure with shackled ICE abductees aboard two weeks ago and had to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas 😬
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Seriously Detroit, just give it to Gibbs
Weird how often the Lions seem to just forget they have one of the best players in the entire sport in Jahmyr Gibbs
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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These are the "voters" Martin, O'Callaghan, Harris and the rest of them are pivoting to racism to please.
If ever two groups needed reminding that Twitter and Facebook are not real life, it's journalists and politicians.
what a surprise, majority of fash "Ireland is full" posts on shitter are from outside Ireland
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Jameis Winston with the greatest TD catch I’ve ever seen by a QB
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Ridiculously funny how Kevin O’Connell’s QB history is like…
Sam Darnold I am making you a Pro Bowler… Josh Dobbs you got here in Tuesday but whatever we can win this game… Carson Wentz, fine, I can work with that… JJ McCarthy I know we used a first rounder on you but you should not be in the NFL
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Weird how often the Lions seem to just forget they have one of the best players in the entire sport in Jahmyr Gibbs
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM