Jonny Singer
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MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
That result (and the last two weekends really) don’t mean we’ll win the league. But they are big, because they lift some pressure. We are no longer one bad result/unlucky bounce from being second.
Can have no let up, but hopefully that frees us up
Can have no let up, but hopefully that frees us up
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
That result (and the last two weekends really) don’t mean we’ll win the league. But they are big, because they lift some pressure. We are no longer one bad result/unlucky bounce from being second.
Can have no let up, but hopefully that frees us up
Can have no let up, but hopefully that frees us up
Goal given! Reckon there are another 4 to play…
This is going to be close offside…
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Goal given! Reckon there are another 4 to play…
This is going to be close offside…
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This is going to be close offside…
Bernardo Silva, who could have been booked for a nasty tackle, or booked for dissent, pulls a player down by the neck then boots it away. Man is Teflon
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Bernardo Silva, who could have been booked for a nasty tackle, or booked for dissent, pulls a player down by the neck then boots it away. Man is Teflon
Pedro Neto is hitting similar levels!
I'm not sure I've seen a player have a worse four minutes of football than Bakwa at the start of this half!
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Pedro Neto is hitting similar levels!
That should be red for Delap. Miles off the field, entirely deliberate
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
That should be red for Delap. Miles off the field, entirely deliberate
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Pedro Neto has been City’s best defender in this half. He’s breaking up almost every Chelsea attack on his own
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Pedro Neto has been City’s best defender in this half. He’s breaking up almost every Chelsea attack on his own
Delap has been decent since he’s come on, but Neto is just such an attack killer! Every run, every touch, slows things down
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Delap has been decent since he’s come on, but Neto is just such an attack killer! Every run, every touch, slows things down
Nothing really against Liverpool (or Liverpool fans) but the constant outpouring of ‘we’re so unlucky/cursed’ this season is mildly amusing.
Coming off the back of one of the all-time heater seasons, which won them the title, and this year they’re still going to comfortably get CL football
Coming off the back of one of the all-time heater seasons, which won them the title, and this year they’re still going to comfortably get CL football
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nothing really against Liverpool (or Liverpool fans) but the constant outpouring of ‘we’re so unlucky/cursed’ this season is mildly amusing.
Coming off the back of one of the all-time heater seasons, which won them the title, and this year they’re still going to comfortably get CL football
Coming off the back of one of the all-time heater seasons, which won them the title, and this year they’re still going to comfortably get CL football
OK, that is really very funny. Well done Fulham!
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
OK, that is really very funny. Well done Fulham!
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God, the honk of Lynx will be unbearable.
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 AM
God, the honk of Lynx will be unbearable.
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All Leeds need to do is put Ms Rachel on the big screen and half our squad will be distracted
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
All Leeds need to do is put Ms Rachel on the big screen and half our squad will be distracted
Mumsnet will one day be the textbook example of how anti-trans ideology will sweep if not a majority, then at least a significant minority to fascism, if they engage enough. Terrifying
"Left-leaning mothers of Mumsnet are deserting Labour for Reform" [Times]
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with something sarcastic to say about this headline.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Mumsnet will one day be the textbook example of how anti-trans ideology will sweep if not a majority, then at least a significant minority to fascism, if they engage enough. Terrifying
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
I know the world is mad, but take a moment to enjoy that from Mali. Down to 10 from the 26th minute. A 97th-minute penalty to equalise - their only shot on target. Win on penalties.
Into the quarters! AFCON remains incredible
Into the quarters! AFCON remains incredible
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I know the world is mad, but take a moment to enjoy that from Mali. Down to 10 from the 26th minute. A 97th-minute penalty to equalise - their only shot on target. Win on penalties.
Into the quarters! AFCON remains incredible
Into the quarters! AFCON remains incredible
The thing this shows is that if you press us hard, you might get some joy…
But you open yourself up too, and if teams start to press us regularly that shuts us more than them in the long term
But you open yourself up too, and if teams start to press us regularly that shuts us more than them in the long term
Was nice to watch a team actually try to play football against us, at least for parts of the game. A rarity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The thing this shows is that if you press us hard, you might get some joy…
But you open yourself up too, and if teams start to press us regularly that shuts us more than them in the long term
But you open yourself up too, and if teams start to press us regularly that shuts us more than them in the long term
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January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I hate that we had to go the full 90 after being seemingly comfortable *again*.
But after conceding a banger, we gave them nothing. I’m not sure Mikel, or big Gabi, were as worried as I was!
But after conceding a banger, we gave them nothing. I’m not sure Mikel, or big Gabi, were as worried as I was!
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I hate that we had to go the full 90 after being seemingly comfortable *again*.
But after conceding a banger, we gave them nothing. I’m not sure Mikel, or big Gabi, were as worried as I was!
But after conceding a banger, we gave them nothing. I’m not sure Mikel, or big Gabi, were as worried as I was!
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Seven Bournemouth players surrounding the referees at the end of the match.
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Seven Bournemouth players surrounding the referees at the end of the match.
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Remember when Arsenal doing this was a scandal?
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Remember when Arsenal doing this was a scandal?
Massive win! Shouldn’t have been that hard, but vital points
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Massive win! Shouldn’t have been that hard, but vital points
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What's that? Junior Kroupie, on a yellow card, just prevented Arsenal from taking a restart.
Chris Kavanagh is the referee.
Chris Kavanagh is the referee.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
What's that? Junior Kroupie, on a yellow card, just prevented Arsenal from taking a restart.
Chris Kavanagh is the referee.
Chris Kavanagh is the referee.
That is unforgivable from Trossard. Losing the ball there, in this situation, trying to do nothing. We need to take the sting out of this
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
That is unforgivable from Trossard. Losing the ball there, in this situation, trying to do nothing. We need to take the sting out of this
We do this every bloody time
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
We do this every bloody time
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Right, Mikel.
Let's get Declan Rice and his swollen knee off now, yeah?
Let's get Declan Rice and his swollen knee off now, yeah?
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Right, Mikel.
Let's get Declan Rice and his swollen knee off now, yeah?
Let's get Declan Rice and his swollen knee off now, yeah?