Jonny Singer
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MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
LOOK AT THEM IN THEIR WEE BACKPACKS!
Get in Brucie!!! Superb performance, when it matters. Curling is great again
February 19, 2026 at 9:24 PM
LOOK AT THEM IN THEIR WEE BACKPACKS!
Get in Brucie!!! Superb performance, when it matters. Curling is great again
February 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Get in Brucie!!! Superb performance, when it matters. Curling is great again
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That was the sixth game that Martinelli and Gyökeres have started together in the Premier League. In those games, they’ve combined for 0 goals and 0 assists. Martinelli is 4-for-15 on crosses, and Gyökeres is yet to have a shot on target.
February 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
That was the sixth game that Martinelli and Gyökeres have started together in the Premier League. In those games, they’ve combined for 0 goals and 0 assists. Martinelli is 4-for-15 on crosses, and Gyökeres is yet to have a shot on target.
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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I love that there's an Olympic sport that's basically 'running up stairs, but in winter'
February 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I love that there's an Olympic sport that's basically 'running up stairs, but in winter'
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8 goals conceded by us after the 80th minute in the league this season.
3 of the goals (Sunderland, Villa and Wolves) have come in stoppage time and cost us 5 points.
This is what happens when you don't kill off games. Worrying.
3 of the goals (Sunderland, Villa and Wolves) have come in stoppage time and cost us 5 points.
This is what happens when you don't kill off games. Worrying.
February 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
8 goals conceded by us after the 80th minute in the league this season.
3 of the goals (Sunderland, Villa and Wolves) have come in stoppage time and cost us 5 points.
This is what happens when you don't kill off games. Worrying.
3 of the goals (Sunderland, Villa and Wolves) have come in stoppage time and cost us 5 points.
This is what happens when you don't kill off games. Worrying.
It’s possible that city lose to Newcastle and we beat spurs and everything feels a bit better.
But that feels incredibly unlikely right now. Just don’t look like a team with any fight or ideas
But that feels incredibly unlikely right now. Just don’t look like a team with any fight or ideas
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It’s possible that city lose to Newcastle and we beat spurs and everything feels a bit better.
But that feels incredibly unlikely right now. Just don’t look like a team with any fight or ideas
But that feels incredibly unlikely right now. Just don’t look like a team with any fight or ideas
I have a theory. The first time we hear the ‘second again’ chant each season, we collapse.
If fans started singing it in August, we’d be relegated
If fans started singing it in August, we’d be relegated
Got what we deserved. And worse, the psychological damage of that result will kill this season. Everybody is laughing at us.
Manager got it completely wrong, players completely off it.
How are we ending that game with guys who can barely run? Mad.
Manager got it completely wrong, players completely off it.
How are we ending that game with guys who can barely run? Mad.
February 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have a theory. The first time we hear the ‘second again’ chant each season, we collapse.
If fans started singing it in August, we’d be relegated
If fans started singing it in August, we’d be relegated
I don’t want to overreact but I’m not sure Eze should ever play for us again. Trossard should not be paid this week’s wages. Raya and Arteta need long, hard looks at themselves.
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I don’t want to overreact but I’m not sure Eze should ever play for us again. Trossard should not be paid this week’s wages. Raya and Arteta need long, hard looks at themselves.
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Wolves scored from their only two shots on target in the game. Just like Man Utd scored from their only three shots on target.
February 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Wolves scored from their only two shots on target in the game. Just like Man Utd scored from their only three shots on target.
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That is a disastrous performance from Arsenal.
And frankly the scenes at the end smack of team who are losing their rag and feeling the fear.
And frankly the scenes at the end smack of team who are losing their rag and feeling the fear.
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
That is a disastrous performance from Arsenal.
And frankly the scenes at the end smack of team who are losing their rag and feeling the fear.
And frankly the scenes at the end smack of team who are losing their rag and feeling the fear.
I don’t think you can calm this unbelievable when everyone with eyes was shouting that it was about to happen for an hour. Entirely self inflicted
Absolutely unbelievable, IDK. Maybe they just don't have it. We'll see.
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I don’t think you can calm this unbelievable when everyone with eyes was shouting that it was about to happen for an hour. Entirely self inflicted
Wolves have gained about 200 yards at throws. He does nothing until the 98th minute.
Then blows early. Tierney has been utterly disgraceful tonight
Then blows early. Tierney has been utterly disgraceful tonight
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Wolves have gained about 200 yards at throws. He does nothing until the 98th minute.
Then blows early. Tierney has been utterly disgraceful tonight
Then blows early. Tierney has been utterly disgraceful tonight
We’ve chucked away the game, and we’re chucking away the title. The team are terrified, and they’ve played like it for weeks
February 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We’ve chucked away the game, and we’re chucking away the title. The team are terrified, and they’ve played like it for weeks
Utter wank. Entirely predictable and foreseeable.
February 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Utter wank. Entirely predictable and foreseeable.
Just to be clear, in rugby that is a red card. Rugby.
In football it’s just play on, the fouled player has to go off for 30 seconds
In football it’s just play on, the fouled player has to go off for 30 seconds
VAR has looked at the shoulder to the head off the ball, and decided that it’s absolutely fine
February 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Just to be clear, in rugby that is a red card. Rugby.
In football it’s just play on, the fouled player has to go off for 30 seconds
In football it’s just play on, the fouled player has to go off for 30 seconds
VAR has looked at the shoulder to the head off the ball, and decided that it’s absolutely fine
February 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
VAR has looked at the shoulder to the head off the ball, and decided that it’s absolutely fine
Just like against Brentford, timber looks knackered. He’s going to cost us points, and white is right there!
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Just like against Brentford, timber looks knackered. He’s going to cost us points, and white is right there!
Our subs have been dreadful. Eze barely involved, jesus can’t seem to make a pass. Trossard, somehow, the worst of the bunch
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Our subs have been dreadful. Eze barely involved, jesus can’t seem to make a pass. Trossard, somehow, the worst of the bunch
What is trossard???
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
What is trossard???
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Compare it to Alisson against City.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Compare it to Alisson against City.
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How’s it not even been looked at? Sort of like the City penalty at Anfield.
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
How’s it not even been looked at? Sort of like the City penalty at Anfield.
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Arsenal have conceded 19 goals in the Premier League this season. Six of them have been from shots worth 0.04 xG or less.
No team has conceded more low value shots.
No team has conceded more low value shots.
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Arsenal have conceded 19 goals in the Premier League this season. Six of them have been from shots worth 0.04 xG or less.
No team has conceded more low value shots.
No team has conceded more low value shots.
Now that one, that’s a penalty. Nothing on the ball, takes Martinelli out after the ball is gone.
How is it not even looked at?
How is it not even looked at?
February 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Now that one, that’s a penalty. Nothing on the ball, takes Martinelli out after the ball is gone.
How is it not even looked at?
How is it not even looked at?
Eze 10, saka right? Or Eze left, Martinelli right?
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Eze 10, saka right? Or Eze left, Martinelli right?
