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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME

Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Happy Christmas wulferhampton, have a great day , you brilliant bunch of weirdos in my phone
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Richard Osman's House Of Games has just shown a clue with a pair of shoes that clearly were NOT Oxfords and it's bugging me far far more than it should.
a man in a suit and tie with glasses on
Alt: a man in a suit and tie with glasses on. It's Barry Took and he's rolling his eyes in an exasperated manner and saying something. I'm not a lip reader, but I'd have a pound on him saying "Oh Christ"
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December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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BBC4 is the place to be tonight
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Would anyone be so kind as to share their snowy &/or festively decorated pub image that I could use for my Christmas Bsky card this year? Will gladly name the pub & credit the photographer!
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In my head, Feliz Navidad seamlessly segues into "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" and it's driving me nuts.
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Alan Price was taller than Katie Price. But heavier than Vincent Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Just seen Ickle Tommy Ten Names referred to as "Ewok Powell"

Tremendous
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Welcome, 2026
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tall order, but if anyone can it's the Pontiff.
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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RAUL

The IRA used to at least phone in their warnings.
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Is Disclosure Day going to be any good?
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Your annual reminder to be careful when choosing your fonts.
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Opened the doors, found triceratops here and I can't stress this enough, nearly embarrassed myself.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As they say....

A big job has broken out.
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me?
Yesterday?
Why yes, I was down the pub.
And jolly nice it was too.
December 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I WAS COMPELLED TO MAKE THIS BY FORCES BEYOND MY CONTROL
December 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Excellent.
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oooo I've just been sent the new branding for Great British Railways.

*buys ALL the shares in vehicle vinyl branding companies*
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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AI slop sucks so much
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS?! 😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM