Don't forget Valentine's day!

And 45% isn't half.

Rear Window was on the other day and the brandy swilling scene is still strange.

I can bloody hear that.

It's the drip drip drip of the cistern.

That guy doesn't half look like Craig Cash.

Way back in the daze of black and white, the straw that acted as cushioning and insulation in the bottom of the dedicated banana railway wagons was burnt so no tropical creepy crawlies could get out into the wild.

You'll have to explain the bananas as bad luck please.