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Now that we've finished being mad at Chuck Schumer on bluesky we need to get back to calling graham platner a Nazi so that Janet mills can win
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Now that we've finished being mad at Chuck Schumer on bluesky we need to get back to calling graham platner a Nazi so that Janet mills can win
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Not now carnivorous death-ball
Carnivorous 'death-ball' among odd deep-sea finds. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Carnivorous 'death-ball' sponge is team's oddest deep-sea find
The unusual creature lurks more than two miles (3.2km) deep in a trench in the Southern Ocean.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not now carnivorous death-ball
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some of you don't understand the Geometry of Hydrogen
July 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
some of you don't understand the Geometry of Hydrogen
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
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it seems like michelle tandler is becoming more widely relevant again. well known in SF for being a psycho bigot crank. runs a newspaper for the other psycho bigot cranks in the psycho bigot crank neighborhood
This is the average person who describes themself as “moderate”
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
it seems like michelle tandler is becoming more widely relevant again. well known in SF for being a psycho bigot crank. runs a newspaper for the other psycho bigot cranks in the psycho bigot crank neighborhood
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I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
It's called bringing back opium dens but you all aren't ready for that conversation
I was checking Elon Musk's Twitter feed and got this ad. A "cure" for mass shootings is coming. I can't wait.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's called bringing back opium dens but you all aren't ready for that conversation
TRUMP TAKE SPAGHETTI
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
TRUMP TAKE SPAGHETTI
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with all due respect, senator. shut your Excuse Hole
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
with all due respect, senator. shut your Excuse Hole
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
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This is really weird and deeply embarrassing.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is really weird and deeply embarrassing.
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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Only half joking when I say this is affirming care and the gender is “asshole.”
someone's already writing a take about how making light of this offends the vast majority of americans who aspire to look like their faces were rendered using the super fx chip
D.C. plastic surgeons see surge in "Mar‑a‑Lago face" requests from Trump insiders
"[They] want to look like they had something done."
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Only half joking when I say this is affirming care and the gender is “asshole.”
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
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i think an especially depressing part of this whole saga is that "we need to win primaries so establishment dems are replaced by true progressives" is a thing we've done before but one of the progressives we worked hard to install over the establishment pick was fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i think an especially depressing part of this whole saga is that "we need to win primaries so establishment dems are replaced by true progressives" is a thing we've done before but one of the progressives we worked hard to install over the establishment pick was fetterman
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Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
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Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Literally any lefty celebrity could take control of this country overnight. @markruffalo.bsky.social c'mon man
Even more true today: Democrats are ripe for a base revolt like the GOP in 2015 when Trump went down the escalator.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Literally any lefty celebrity could take control of this country overnight. @markruffalo.bsky.social c'mon man
I feel like people aren't appreciating that there is a rat race to the Senate going on
Sounds like his flight just landed in DC. Votes probably open for another 45m or so.
Supposing he's in Texas, are they allowed to like, hold the vote open while he gets on a fucking plane
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I feel like people aren't appreciating that there is a rat race to the Senate going on
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It is so fucking funny that Ro Khanna is ahead of this shit show as everyone else is coping desperately
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It is so fucking funny that Ro Khanna is ahead of this shit show as everyone else is coping desperately
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Not gonna lie, if I was a United States senator from the majority party who just landed in D.C. and the nation’s entire political class was waiting on me to arrive at the Capitol to vote on ending a government shutdown, I’d at least think about stopping for a late dinner first.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not gonna lie, if I was a United States senator from the majority party who just landed in D.C. and the nation’s entire political class was waiting on me to arrive at the Capitol to vote on ending a government shutdown, I’d at least think about stopping for a late dinner first.
THE RACE IS ON
Sounds like his flight just landed in DC. Votes probably open for another 45m or so.
Supposing he's in Texas, are they allowed to like, hold the vote open while he gets on a fucking plane
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
THE RACE IS ON
Oh c'mon
Update: They can't find Cornyn.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh c'mon