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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
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If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
Are they really out there firing people for talking a little bit of shit about a fascist getting capped? Like of all the things to blow up about rn you're going to pick THAT??
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Are they really out there firing people for talking a little bit of shit about a fascist getting capped? Like of all the things to blow up about rn you're going to pick THAT??
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I actually think House Democrats strategy of immediately presenting their bare buttocks in surrender is a chess move we’ll only truly appreciate in hindsight.
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I actually think House Democrats strategy of immediately presenting their bare buttocks in surrender is a chess move we’ll only truly appreciate in hindsight.
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
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BuzzFeed’s AI-generated ads think you might want to STEAL THAT LOOK when reading about the Challenger explosion
www.404media.co/email/c1b02e...
www.404media.co/email/c1b02e...
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
BuzzFeed’s AI-generated ads think you might want to STEAL THAT LOOK when reading about the Challenger explosion
www.404media.co/email/c1b02e...
www.404media.co/email/c1b02e...
20% looks like a big number if I'm looking at a buff in a game but when it's time to get lunch that shit isn't even close
March 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
20% looks like a big number if I'm looking at a buff in a game but when it's time to get lunch that shit isn't even close
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🚨🚨🚨KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨🚨🚨
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🚨🚨🚨KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨🚨🚨
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
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someone should do it
everyone knows what I'm talking about
everyone knows what I'm talking about
March 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
someone should do it
everyone knows what I'm talking about
everyone knows what I'm talking about
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look if you’re so confident then place your bet like everyone else. the only way this gets settled is on pay per view this sunday
February 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
look if you’re so confident then place your bet like everyone else. the only way this gets settled is on pay per view this sunday
Does anybody on bluesky go to long john silvers? I'm still convinced they're just around to disguise secret underground military installations
February 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Does anybody on bluesky go to long john silvers? I'm still convinced they're just around to disguise secret underground military installations
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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Oh yeah? Well I call it the automated ATM teller machine.
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh yeah? Well I call it the automated ATM teller machine.
Have either one of them died yet
February 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Have either one of them died yet
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The Jerk Who Invented Work shackled in the back of my wagon, weeping silently as we begin to climb the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Jerk Who Invented Work shackled in the back of my wagon, weeping silently as we begin to climb the Big Rock Candy Mountain.