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liking and/or reposting stuff to show to my partner, don't follow me
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
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surely an experience shared only by this weirdo, no one else
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
surely an experience shared only by this weirdo, no one else
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Thinking about getting into looksmaxxing but also not going to the gym so I can be an almond shaped oaf with a micro hammered jawline because that would be really funny
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Thinking about getting into looksmaxxing but also not going to the gym so I can be an almond shaped oaf with a micro hammered jawline because that would be really funny
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not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
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![Tweet from 𝔭𝔭 (@athleisure_monk):
[god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreifpiia7rn4eimnj7uffj5qychmhdq5jjnvvvc5fbcqfxy7i24qfr4@jpeg)
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January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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