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mikedrucker.bsky.social
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker is sitting in quarters, probably in November but we cannot be sure. Some nice gentle orange mood lighting glows in from the future space window. That's about all that's happening visually. Closed caption reads, "The beard is an ancient and proud tradition."
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Tasha Yar, Riker, and Data stand outside with some greenery in the background, a questionably perfect blue sky backdrop, and lots of fog. Yar and Riker have a defensive posture holding phaser pistols, Data is staring at his phone. (It's a tricorder). Closed caption reads, "Spooky " 👻
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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mattydontstart.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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miniver.bsky.social
Four quadrants: tinker Garak soldier Garak
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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craigsj.bsky.social
mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Oct 18
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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othatsraspberry.com
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Hades II comic Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful) Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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merriam-webster.com
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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cait.bsky.social
just guess
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this November 11, 2023 at 1:49 AM 1.3K reposts 265 quotes 5.8K likes Everybody can reply 0
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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janus.bsky.social
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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theonion.com
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
It Only Tuesday
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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redrawnoxen.bsky.social
I live in Tokyo-3 and have evacuated 8 times in the last month for giant monster attacks and even when I get to live at home all the fixtures ooze blood. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, Tokyo-3 baby lets go evas
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. Captain Janeway in red and black uniform is standing next to a food replicator, which looks like a wall panel with touch interface buttons and a lil cubby inside where things just appear when she asks for what she wants. It's an otherwise normal starship room with some nice future space lighting sconces, probably the mess hall. Ok so she's standing alongside it and the closed caption reads, "Coffee, black." Next picture is closer in and Janeway looks surprised and offended at the replicator. Closed caption reads, "[Computer]: Make it yourself." Alt in pic 1
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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internetperson69.bsky.social
Behind the scenes photo of Martin Quinn in costume as Scotty on Star Trek Strange New Worlds, smiling while flipping off the camera. The picture is cropped so he's on the right side of the picture and his erect middle finger is centered. The caption in blocky text on the left side of the picture says "Transphobes fuck off and die"
August 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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amybrown.xyz
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
kobayashi maru walkthrough
August 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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robinjohnson.bsky.social
i'm sorry
Altered screencap from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", showing Captain Sisko (Avery Brooks) looking out of the window to see his alter ego, 1950s sci-fi writer Benny Russell, reflected in the window, only now Benny has the word "SISKOS" on his jersey in the style of the "SICKOS" meme and is saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A Klingon warrior named Gowron (friends call him Ron) is standing in his usual battle ready uniform. He has a great deal of face and forehead loaf, ridges and whatnot, muttonchops, and long wild wavy hair. Here, his big bug eyes are bugging out and he's speaking with emphasis. Closed caption reads, "No more meetings, no more reports to file."
August 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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granitetide.bsky.social
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around. Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe." Alt in picture one!
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene, 4 screenshots. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise and see what some would describe as an intimate conversation between famous workplace associates Kirk and Spock. (Spock in blue uniform and Kirk in gold.) Pics 1 and 2 focused on Spock speaking. Closed caption reads, "Captain.... You almost make me believe in luck." Pics 3 and 4 are now focused on Kirk, who's looking like a cheekyboi. Closed caption reads, "Why Mr. Spock...You almost make me believe in miracles." Alt in pic 1 👍🏽 Alt in pic 1🤜🏼🤛🏼 Alt in pic 1💪🏼
August 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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jeeyon.bsky.social
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
Nothing lasts forever, and that includes the Roman Empire. The Fall of Rome-Scented Candle smells like cypress trees and red wine. Light it and watch the Roman forum melt into a puddle of wax while you quietly contemplate the impermanence of civilizations and/or candles. Do you think individual Romans understood that their civilization was collapsing? Or did it happen so gradually that they were able to ignore the warning signs—international trade breaking down, the senate becoming a rubber stamp for the supreme leader, and political violence becoming expected during transfers of power? It’s hard to say, because it’s impossible to imagine being in that kind of situation. In any event—hope you enjoy the candle!
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Something to keep an eye on if you watch those godzilla movies: after a while they stop using a guy in a suit and start using something else. Not sure what
May 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM