Ava Rossi
@avarossi.bsky.social
Not THE baddest bitch, but a bad bitch
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i know if i find me humidifier it will make
me feel so much better.
me feel so much better.
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i know if i find me humidifier it will make
me feel so much better.
me feel so much better.
Apparently I was on the naughty list lolol
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Apparently I was on the naughty list lolol
Why won't today end?
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why won't today end?
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i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
August 26, 2023 at 6:55 PM
i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
Ass was danced off. Had fun on a girl's night WITHOUT DRINKING! After the show (The Aces,.fucking slayed, by the way) we ate at White Castle because thats what you do after rock shows, right? Now I'm back home, showered, and snuggled up in bed. What an incredible night! I really needed it
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ass was danced off. Had fun on a girl's night WITHOUT DRINKING! After the show (The Aces,.fucking slayed, by the way) we ate at White Castle because thats what you do after rock shows, right? Now I'm back home, showered, and snuggled up in bed. What an incredible night! I really needed it
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
Going to a show tonight and I can't wait to dance my ass off! I know I know, it's only Wednesday and I still have to work in the morning. But at least I don't drink anymore lol
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Going to a show tonight and I can't wait to dance my ass off! I know I know, it's only Wednesday and I still have to work in the morning. But at least I don't drink anymore lol
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pizza joint's soda fountain is down—their distributor accidentally delivered nitrogen instead of co2.
but like… i'd try a nitro dr pepper. that could be good. let me in.
but like… i'd try a nitro dr pepper. that could be good. let me in.
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
pizza joint's soda fountain is down—their distributor accidentally delivered nitrogen instead of co2.
but like… i'd try a nitro dr pepper. that could be good. let me in.
but like… i'd try a nitro dr pepper. that could be good. let me in.
I have a kickboxing class tonight! I hope I don't get kicked. Or boxed. Why did I sign up for this again?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I have a kickboxing class tonight! I hope I don't get kicked. Or boxed. Why did I sign up for this again?
I don't have to come into work until 11 today so I have time to go to the gym beforehand!
*Skips working out and just sits in sauna for an hour*
*Skips working out and just sits in sauna for an hour*
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don't have to come into work until 11 today so I have time to go to the gym beforehand!
*Skips working out and just sits in sauna for an hour*
*Skips working out and just sits in sauna for an hour*
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oh my bad bro i had u muted
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
oh my bad bro i had u muted
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I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
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"No"vember??? well maybe youd be happier if you tried a little helarder to have a positive attitudez sweatie #Yesvember
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"No"vember??? well maybe youd be happier if you tried a little helarder to have a positive attitudez sweatie #Yesvember
I like how my boss acts like coming in on Saturday is like this quick project that can't wait til Monday. "Oh it will be real quick, you guys won't be here but a couple of hours. I'll buy pizza". Wtf dude I can have pizza at home after I slept in
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I like how my boss acts like coming in on Saturday is like this quick project that can't wait til Monday. "Oh it will be real quick, you guys won't be here but a couple of hours. I'll buy pizza". Wtf dude I can have pizza at home after I slept in
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Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.
Best part of BlueSky is not getting an unsolicited dick pic of an old guy with his tongue sticking out in my dms because I liked one of his tweets
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Best part of BlueSky is not getting an unsolicited dick pic of an old guy with his tongue sticking out in my dms because I liked one of his tweets
If any of my followers have crushes on me, just know that I'm only tolerable for about 10 minutes. Can't say I didn't warn you
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If any of my followers have crushes on me, just know that I'm only tolerable for about 10 minutes. Can't say I didn't warn you
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you gotta be sluttier with the reskeets when it’s slow around here. that’s your way of paying it forward
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
you gotta be sluttier with the reskeets when it’s slow around here. that’s your way of paying it forward
I can't sleep because it's too stuffy in my room. When I eventually fall asleep, I wake up because I'm freezing to death. What the fuck, body. Make up your mind!
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can't sleep because it's too stuffy in my room. When I eventually fall asleep, I wake up because I'm freezing to death. What the fuck, body. Make up your mind!
I don't remember a single time when anyone joked about Jennifer Lawrence. All I remember is every MF fawning over everything she said and did like she was the hottest woman alive.
Remember in the mid-2010s when Jennifer Lawrence was the butt of nearly every cultural joke? The actress recently opened up about being hesitant to speak to the press to promote her work ever since the public turned on her so distinctly about a decade ago.
'Ariana Grande's Impression of Me on SNL Was Spot-On' — Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Was 'Annoying' Back in the Mid-2010s When Everyone Was Making Fun of Her Candid Personality
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October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't remember a single time when anyone joked about Jennifer Lawrence. All I remember is every MF fawning over everything she said and did like she was the hottest woman alive.
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You know how the music fades to silence at the end of some songs? I wish I could end boring conversations that same way.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You know how the music fades to silence at the end of some songs? I wish I could end boring conversations that same way.
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I want to eat an entire pizza
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I want to eat an entire pizza
I bought candy for the trick or treaters but I can't promise it will last until Friday. Maybe that's why some houses used to give out the nasty candy, because they ate all the good stuff already
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I bought candy for the trick or treaters but I can't promise it will last until Friday. Maybe that's why some houses used to give out the nasty candy, because they ate all the good stuff already
Its def chili weather in Chicago today
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Its def chili weather in Chicago today
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This year, instead of dressing as a sexy cat, consider dressing as a grumpy cat and shitting on your neighbour's garden and shouting all night
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This year, instead of dressing as a sexy cat, consider dressing as a grumpy cat and shitting on your neighbour's garden and shouting all night