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@aughtomat.bsky.social
CEo of an major Corporation.!
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Lenticular clouds above Mt. Washington today. Completely harmless, they form when stable air is forced to rise over a mountain range. Note the striking resemblance to “mothership” supercell thunderstorms - which can be precursors for tornadoes.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Lenticular clouds above Mt. Washington today. Completely harmless, they form when stable air is forced to rise over a mountain range. Note the striking resemblance to “mothership” supercell thunderstorms - which can be precursors for tornadoes.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut
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Thread 👇🏻
🔭 A Horseshoe Einstein Ring from Hubble
Image Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Thread 👇🏻
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A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
September 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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a little migratory bird goes a long way
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
a little migratory bird goes a long way
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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24hr emergency hotline for when you urgently need to talk to someone about a weird bird you just saw
August 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
24hr emergency hotline for when you urgently need to talk to someone about a weird bird you just saw
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This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Bear found behind the counter of a South Lake Tahoe ice cream shop
Deputies from the El Dorado County Sheriff's Office arrived to find a bear Sunday at the ice cream shop at Camp Richardson in South Lake Tahoe, according to a news release.
www.latimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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[concert]
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[concert]
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
You can probably trace 90% of my entire sense of humor to two points of origin: Monty Python, and this guy. RIP.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mc7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mc7...
Tom Lehrer | "New Math"
YouTube video by Musical Comedy
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You can probably trace 90% of my entire sense of humor to two points of origin: Monty Python, and this guy. RIP.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mc7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mc7...
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Two bears named Mish and Lucy — 5-year-old siblings — escaped their enclosure at a wildlife sanctuary in Devon, England. They devoured a week’s worth of honey in about an hour.
Two Brown Bears Broke Out of Their Pen. Then They Ransacked the Honey Stash.
Mish and Lucy, 5-year-old siblings, escaped their enclosure at a wildlife sanctuary in Devon, England. Only honey was in danger.
trib.al
June 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Two bears named Mish and Lucy — 5-year-old siblings — escaped their enclosure at a wildlife sanctuary in Devon, England. They devoured a week’s worth of honey in about an hour.
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Some tarantulas keep frogs as 'pets'.
The frogs eat ants & other small bugs that might attack the eggs or young spiderlings of the tarantula & the tarantula provides shelter in their burrows.
What's more: the tarantula will attack predators that might threaten the frog.
(📷: Emanuele Biggi)
The frogs eat ants & other small bugs that might attack the eggs or young spiderlings of the tarantula & the tarantula provides shelter in their burrows.
What's more: the tarantula will attack predators that might threaten the frog.
(📷: Emanuele Biggi)
June 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Some tarantulas keep frogs as 'pets'.
The frogs eat ants & other small bugs that might attack the eggs or young spiderlings of the tarantula & the tarantula provides shelter in their burrows.
What's more: the tarantula will attack predators that might threaten the frog.
(📷: Emanuele Biggi)
The frogs eat ants & other small bugs that might attack the eggs or young spiderlings of the tarantula & the tarantula provides shelter in their burrows.
What's more: the tarantula will attack predators that might threaten the frog.
(📷: Emanuele Biggi)
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
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These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.