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no crypto, no AI, viva la shitposting
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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"Majorly Failure Greene" was right there.
"Wacky?" that's the best nickname Trump could came up with? He lost the juice. He is totally juiceless.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Majorly Failure Greene" was right there.
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tradcaths are like "why is the pope doing this" as if there aren't very famous examples of jesus christ meeting with people considered to be sinners or societal outcasts (e.g. matthew the tax collector) www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/14/p...
Pope Leo set to dine with trans activists during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Pope Leo XIV will meet and dine with Alessia Nobile and other trans Catholic activists this Sunday, during a special Vatican lunch marking the Church’s
www.thepinknews.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
tradcaths are like "why is the pope doing this" as if there aren't very famous examples of jesus christ meeting with people considered to be sinners or societal outcasts (e.g. matthew the tax collector) www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/14/p...
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app.bsky.graph.jerryno and app.bsky.graph.touchgrass
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
app.bsky.graph.jerryno and app.bsky.graph.touchgrass
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all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
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every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP
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There is absolutely no moral excuse for working for the NYT. If you work for them, you are evil, you are scum, and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
There is absolutely no moral excuse for working for the NYT. If you work for them, you are evil, you are scum, and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
clown. town.
that is all.
that is all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
clown. town.
that is all.
that is all.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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Sulz has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that having him in charge of a major international publication is not just dangerous but also borderline treasonous, if it cannot be taken away from him it must die
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sulz has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that having him in charge of a major international publication is not just dangerous but also borderline treasonous, if it cannot be taken away from him it must die
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... cursed thought
what if the peetape was real
but it ties into the fact of trump being a pedophile
what if the peetape was real
but it ties into the fact of trump being a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
... cursed thought
what if the peetape was real
but it ties into the fact of trump being a pedophile
what if the peetape was real
but it ties into the fact of trump being a pedophile
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
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*sickos dot gif* but it’s the pope looking through the window
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*sickos dot gif* but it’s the pope looking through the window
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
when I’m out walking my dog: “hot shit, coming through!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
when I’m out walking my dog: “hot shit, coming through!”
I live across the street from a real Avenger, & we’ve clashed REPEATEDLY about their drivers/assistants/employees stopping to load/unload vehicles in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET (it happened again today).
I’m not saying I’m a supervillain but, as my nemesis is a superhero, I’m not NOT a supervillain.
I’m not saying I’m a supervillain but, as my nemesis is a superhero, I’m not NOT a supervillain.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I live across the street from a real Avenger, & we’ve clashed REPEATEDLY about their drivers/assistants/employees stopping to load/unload vehicles in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET (it happened again today).
I’m not saying I’m a supervillain but, as my nemesis is a superhero, I’m not NOT a supervillain.
I’m not saying I’m a supervillain but, as my nemesis is a superhero, I’m not NOT a supervillain.
i always re-skeet praise for chicago
(and for libraries)
(and for libraries)
Chicago, and it's not really close. (Before you jump out the window, the question says "that you've been to.")
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i always re-skeet praise for chicago
(and for libraries)
(and for libraries)
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Chicago, and it's not really close. (Before you jump out the window, the question says "that you've been to.")
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Chicago, and it's not really close. (Before you jump out the window, the question says "that you've been to.")
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Tedious correction is the soul of BlueSky
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tedious correction is the soul of BlueSky
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I have thoughts, and they aren’t going to fit neatly into Bluesky posts. Briefly:
1. The deal sucks.
2. Probably not as much as you think it does.
3. It’s good to be mad.
4. FFS, be madder at the GOP.
5. Strategy is hard.
5b. Timing matters.
6. The fight isn’t over.
7. Go pet a cat. (Or a dog.)
1. The deal sucks.
2. Probably not as much as you think it does.
3. It’s good to be mad.
4. FFS, be madder at the GOP.
5. Strategy is hard.
5b. Timing matters.
6. The fight isn’t over.
7. Go pet a cat. (Or a dog.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I have thoughts, and they aren’t going to fit neatly into Bluesky posts. Briefly:
1. The deal sucks.
2. Probably not as much as you think it does.
3. It’s good to be mad.
4. FFS, be madder at the GOP.
5. Strategy is hard.
5b. Timing matters.
6. The fight isn’t over.
7. Go pet a cat. (Or a dog.)
1. The deal sucks.
2. Probably not as much as you think it does.
3. It’s good to be mad.
4. FFS, be madder at the GOP.
5. Strategy is hard.
5b. Timing matters.
6. The fight isn’t over.
7. Go pet a cat. (Or a dog.)
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No kings, only this queen
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No kings, only this queen
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown