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weird how he's suddenly quiet now
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
weird how he's suddenly quiet now
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Evelyn Normielib is everywhere. She is legion. And she will gladly [terms of service violation] ICE agents with her [terms of service violation].
the speaker started naming the chain of command of people who ordered alex pretti murdered and when he said kristi noem i watched a lady snap her knitting needle clean in half
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Evelyn Normielib is everywhere. She is legion. And she will gladly [terms of service violation] ICE agents with her [terms of service violation].
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Spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇
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“The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down”
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
“The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down”
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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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“the ‘cool zone’ gets its name from a blizzard in the capital postponing a funding vote for the controversial ‘ice’ agency”
—excerpt from “america in the 21st century”, a history textbook in 2099
—excerpt from “america in the 21st century”, a history textbook in 2099
I think at least a minimal shutdown is likely because DC is about to get slammed with a blizzard and a week of ice. It is unclear that anyone is getting into town in the next couple days.
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 PM
“the ‘cool zone’ gets its name from a blizzard in the capital postponing a funding vote for the controversial ‘ice’ agency”
—excerpt from “america in the 21st century”, a history textbook in 2099
—excerpt from “america in the 21st century”, a history textbook in 2099
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they’re turning r/nba posters into this guy
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
they’re turning r/nba posters into this guy
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THEY LOST KURT WARNER???????????????????????? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
THEY LOST KURT WARNER???????????????????????? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
a lot of newly created fedposting accounts on the ol’ TL today
block and move, block and move, fast feet
block and move, block and move, fast feet
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
a lot of newly created fedposting accounts on the ol’ TL today
block and move, block and move, fast feet
block and move, block and move, fast feet
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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The thing about the “acktually armed resistance is the only way to revolution” reply guys is that the ones who aren’t feds have no plans for armed revolution: they just want an excuse to stay at home and jerk off while feeling morally superior to the people doing the actual work or resistance.
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The thing about the “acktually armed resistance is the only way to revolution” reply guys is that the ones who aren’t feds have no plans for armed revolution: they just want an excuse to stay at home and jerk off while feeling morally superior to the people doing the actual work or resistance.
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The top post on r/nfcnorthmemewar rn
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The top post on r/nfcnorthmemewar rn
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Still waiting on anything taking this dumb shit back. And actual blame assignment towards the Republicans controlling everything & their mostly white voters & enablers.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Still waiting on anything taking this dumb shit back. And actual blame assignment towards the Republicans controlling everything & their mostly white voters & enablers.
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unbelievably, like, LITERALLY unbelievable story about arrested ICE observers saving the life of an ICE agents who arrested her.
it’s important to keep our humanity in all this shit but man, I don’t know that I’d be able to summon the grace these two women displayed.
it’s important to keep our humanity in all this shit but man, I don’t know that I’d be able to summon the grace these two women displayed.
"She spoke to him calmly, telling him he was safe and that help was coming." www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
unbelievably, like, LITERALLY unbelievable story about arrested ICE observers saving the life of an ICE agents who arrested her.
it’s important to keep our humanity in all this shit but man, I don’t know that I’d be able to summon the grace these two women displayed.
it’s important to keep our humanity in all this shit but man, I don’t know that I’d be able to summon the grace these two women displayed.
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"She spoke to him calmly, telling him he was safe and that help was coming." www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
January 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"She spoke to him calmly, telling him he was safe and that help was coming." www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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spread the good word
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
spread the good word
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utopia looks like a homogenous sea of perfectly interchangeable bisexual economic units with vaguely tan skin color living under one interplanetary bureaucracy and i'm barely joking
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM
utopia looks like a homogenous sea of perfectly interchangeable bisexual economic units with vaguely tan skin color living under one interplanetary bureaucracy and i'm barely joking
my dad and his brother in-laws used the word "klootzak" which is dutch for scrotum. they used it the same way someone would call someone an asshole, dingdong, dingbat, etc.
I'm trying to collect more epithets that aren't ablelist or profane. Haven't heard "dingdong" in a while - might put it into the rotation! Thanks, @anjalikdayal.bsky.social!
this preening little dingdong
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
my dad and his brother in-laws used the word "klootzak" which is dutch for scrotum. they used it the same way someone would call someone an asshole, dingdong, dingbat, etc.
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We’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper.
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper.
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
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Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history
genuinely Charlie Kirk may have been more degraded and demeaned by the Internet at this point than anyone else in human history
the universe is not always unjust
the universe is not always unjust
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
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