Dan Carney
@astronautheart.bsky.social
Music, words, bad jokes. Constantly worried about Spurs.
Come on Spurs - Chick King gold card and a little flat in Cheshunt, make the offer
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Vinicius Junior has told Real Madrid that he does not want to renew his contract while his relationship with head coach Xabi Alonso remains so strained.
Vinicius Jr tells Real Madrid he won’t renew while Xabi Alonso relationship remains difficult
The Brazilian's position was made clear at a meeting with Madrid president Florentino Perez after El Clasico.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Come on Spurs - Chick King gold card and a little flat in Cheshunt, make the offer
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The Daily Mail investing money in tracking down a minor member of the Incredible String Band is the most confusing media story of the year
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Daily Mail investing money in tracking down a minor member of the Incredible String Band is the most confusing media story of the year
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Dear Auntie
You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.
You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dear Auntie
You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.
You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Rise Of The Footsoldier: Origins
St George’s Day
The Football Factory
Green Street
Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground
St George’s Day
The Football Factory
Green Street
Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Rise Of The Footsoldier: Origins
St George’s Day
The Football Factory
Green Street
Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground
St George’s Day
The Football Factory
Green Street
Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground
Every so often I remember the name “Tom Wambsgans” and, if not in public, take a moment to say it out loud a couple of times
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every so often I remember the name “Tom Wambsgans” and, if not in public, take a moment to say it out loud a couple of times
East vs West Coast beef reignited once Method Man responds that he’s always thought Neil Warnock the superior manager
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
East vs West Coast beef reignited once Method Man responds that he’s always thought Neil Warnock the superior manager
surely society has developed to a point where we can fuck fireworks off for a couple of years, just to see how it goes
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
surely society has developed to a point where we can fuck fireworks off for a couple of years, just to see how it goes
Selfish pricks upstairs hammering all day again is it? *Michael Douglas intensifies*
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Selfish pricks upstairs hammering all day again is it? *Michael Douglas intensifies*
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The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.
Matt Goodwin attributes a crime that he now knows appears to have been committed by people born in Britain in the early 1990s to "mass uncontrolled immigration"
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.
OH in gym changing room earlier: “man’s just been eating bare macaroons”
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
OH in gym changing room earlier: “man’s just been eating bare macaroons”
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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1980:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 5.1%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 5%
2024:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 10.9%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 2.2%
This is such a common applause line, but it’s also total bullshit.
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 5.1%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 5%
2024:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 10.9%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 2.2%
This is such a common applause line, but it’s also total bullshit.
There is always money for war, never for the poor.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
1980:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 5.1%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 5%
2024:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 10.9%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 2.2%
This is such a common applause line, but it’s also total bullshit.
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 5.1%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 5%
2024:
NHS spending as a % of GDP: 10.9%
Defence spending as a % of GDP: 2.2%
This is such a common applause line, but it’s also total bullshit.
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I'm quite happy to "take" a small contribution to stopping Ukrainian citizens being slaughtered in their hundreds of thousands.
There is always money for war, never for the poor.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'm quite happy to "take" a small contribution to stopping Ukrainian citizens being slaughtered in their hundreds of thousands.
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You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
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Two old ladies overheard in a charity shop
"Did you have a nice holiday"
"Oh yes, we did, it was lovely"
"Where did you go again?"
"Medieval Spain"
"Did you have a nice holiday"
"Oh yes, we did, it was lovely"
"Where did you go again?"
"Medieval Spain"
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Two old ladies overheard in a charity shop
"Did you have a nice holiday"
"Oh yes, we did, it was lovely"
"Where did you go again?"
"Medieval Spain"
"Did you have a nice holiday"
"Oh yes, we did, it was lovely"
"Where did you go again?"
"Medieval Spain"
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Patenting the unheimlich manoeuvre, where I wrap my arms around a choking man and instil upon him a deep and profound sense of unease
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Patenting the unheimlich manoeuvre, where I wrap my arms around a choking man and instil upon him a deep and profound sense of unease
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As an alternative to American negging, may I suggest Chinese social media posts glorying in our fine food. “M&S Rice Pudding: overseas students must try this masterful product.”
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
As an alternative to American negging, may I suggest Chinese social media posts glorying in our fine food. “M&S Rice Pudding: overseas students must try this masterful product.”
absolute chef’s kiss of a caption here
Unbeatable Times picture/caption combo on Oxford PPE student who led chants of " put the Zios in the ground” at London rally.
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
absolute chef’s kiss of a caption here
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Absolutely devastating news. This album is simply perfection. What an incredible loss, what an amazing collection of music to leave behind 🖤
D'Angelo & The Vanguard - Black Messiah
Listen to Black Messiah on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Absolutely devastating news. This album is simply perfection. What an incredible loss, what an amazing collection of music to leave behind 🖤
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HOW I LONG TO HUG YOU WITH MY NEW HUGE MUSCLES.
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
HOW I LONG TO HUG YOU WITH MY NEW HUGE MUSCLES.
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"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
🐢💨
🐢💨
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
🐢💨
🐢💨
Friends fear he’s buying New York Giants merchandise for no reason again
October 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Friends fear he’s buying New York Giants merchandise for no reason again
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Am doing this in Walthamstow on Sunday 19th, all welcome!
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Am doing this in Walthamstow on Sunday 19th, all welcome!