Dan Carney
@astronautheart.bsky.social
Music, words, bad jokes. Constantly worried about Spurs.
East vs West Coast beef reignited once Method Man responds that he’s always thought Neil Warnock the superior manager
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
East vs West Coast beef reignited once Method Man responds that he’s always thought Neil Warnock the superior manager
Am doing this in Walthamstow on Sunday 19th, all welcome!
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Am doing this in Walthamstow on Sunday 19th, all welcome!
I will fight anyone who continues to spread these lies…
September 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I will fight anyone who continues to spread these lies…
just once, I want one of these lads to be into the future - live entirely like it’s 2105 or GTFO. tinfoil suit, robot voice, wall of CPU monitors, the lot…
July 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
just once, I want one of these lads to be into the future - live entirely like it’s 2105 or GTFO. tinfoil suit, robot voice, wall of CPU monitors, the lot…
Mugged thoroughly off by gym playlist (#2 in an ongoing series)
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mugged thoroughly off by gym playlist (#2 in an ongoing series)
Today is cancelled as I’m just going to be staring at this picture…
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Today is cancelled as I’m just going to be staring at this picture…
I am a recently inaugurated competition for jump jockeys
May 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am a recently inaugurated competition for jump jockeys
Incredibly mixed messages from Soundcloud here…
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Incredibly mixed messages from Soundcloud here…
'Cause since year 11, I was doing it proper
Then I weren't chatting 'bout lead, it's copper
I weren't a badman, I weren't a shotta
Just had bare skippy flows in my locker
Then I weren't chatting 'bout lead, it's copper
I weren't a badman, I weren't a shotta
Just had bare skippy flows in my locker
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
'Cause since year 11, I was doing it proper
Then I weren't chatting 'bout lead, it's copper
I weren't a badman, I weren't a shotta
Just had bare skippy flows in my locker
Then I weren't chatting 'bout lead, it's copper
I weren't a badman, I weren't a shotta
Just had bare skippy flows in my locker
what’s wrong babe, you’ve hardly touched your Yngwie Malmsteen multivitamin gummies…
April 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
what’s wrong babe, you’ve hardly touched your Yngwie Malmsteen multivitamin gummies…
Sorry for lowering the tone, but AT LEAST two of those merit this picture
March 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorry for lowering the tone, but AT LEAST two of those merit this picture
“The chicken these these chose as not free f
Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”
Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”
February 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“The chicken these these chose as not free f
Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”
Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”
Me looking at all your “first album I bought” posts
February 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me looking at all your “first album I bought” posts
That is a gig attendance schedule that fully merits this picture…
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That is a gig attendance schedule that fully merits this picture…
The journey starts here! One of my ankles is made of biscuits, but we’ll see how much of an issue that is…
January 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The journey starts here! One of my ankles is made of biscuits, but we’ll see how much of an issue that is…
Big socks, mild asthma, fancy little shoes. #gymnasiumattendance
January 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Big socks, mild asthma, fancy little shoes. #gymnasiumattendance
Mugged off by my own gym playlist
December 19, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Mugged off by my own gym playlist
Robocop (1987) disagrees…
December 11, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Robocop (1987) disagrees…
Having fun in the aul’ happy place this afternoon. Please excuse the comically large Keith Emerson-sized MIDI keyboard, I ordered the wrong one.
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Having fun in the aul’ happy place this afternoon. Please excuse the comically large Keith Emerson-sized MIDI keyboard, I ordered the wrong one.